The Julays Fourth Annual Lolcow Awards 2018 + Lolcow of the Year 2018 (LOTY 2018 WINNER: Jonathan Yaniv) - Time to roll the red carpets again!

Lolcow of the Year 2018

  • "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker

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  • Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams

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  • Erik "Taz" Mokracek / MollyHaleIsMyFriend / MGHSHour / CowboyErik and Anti-Classix

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  • EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan

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  • Nasim Najafi Aghdam / Nasim Wonder1 / Nasime Sabz / nasimesabz1 / Yesil Nasim / Vegan Nasim

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  • Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley

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AutismSpeaksLoudly

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Some of my picks:
  • Best Artcow: John Kricfalusi (Watching someone who used to be an actual industry professional fall so far from grace is something to behold. From his laughably bad attempts at explaining away the allegations against him, to his still unfinished Kickstarter project, and just his long history of internet spergery in general, it's been a spectacularly terrible year for John, and 2019 isn't looking much brighter)
  • Best Lawcow: Melinda Scott (Filing a frivolous lawsuit against the farms is one thing. But to file 4 over the course of years is just madness.)
  • Most Entertaining Company/Business Shitshow: Bully Hunters (I feel like this one got lost in the shuffle, but I loved seeing this event implode in real time. Just an absolutely terrible PR/marketing attempt for all involved)
 

SpergPatrol

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  • Best Newcomer Lolcow of 2018: Jonathan Yaniv
  • Best Loveshy of 2018: Black Pigeon Speaks
  • Best TGWTG Lolcow of 2018: Doug Walker and the Thread in General
  • Best Dramacow of 2018: Milo Yiannopoulos
  • Best Artcow of 2018: BentheLooney
  • Best Careercow of 2018: Narcissa Wright
  • Best Horrorcow of 2018: Jonathan Yaniv
  • Best Cultcow of 2018: Yanderedev
  • Best Halal of 2018: Lagoonablue
  • Most Entertaining Shooter of 2018: Robert Bowers
  • Best Furfag of 2018: SnakeThing
  • Best Tumblrina of 2018: Assigned Male
  • Best Lolcow Group of 2018: Le Skeptic Community
  • Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow of 2018: Amberlynn Reid
  • Best Lawcow of 2018: Maddox
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow of 2018: Sargon of Akkad
  • Best Back From Obscurity Cow of 2018: ADF
  • Best CWC Moment of 2018: Con Meltdown
  • Best ADF Moment of 2018: Mangina
  • Most Entertaining Company/Business Shitshow in 2018: Diablo Mobile
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video of 2018: Hate and Shame by Yanderedev
  • Best Internet Drama of 2018: Mundane Matt's BoulderGate
  • Best Quote of 2018: "NOW WAIT A MINUTE MATT NOOOO! Matt no!"
 

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Mine are:
Best Newcomer Lolcow of 2018: Stephanie Cianfriglia

Best Halal of 2018: Lagoonablue

Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow of 2018 : Chantal Sarault

Best Tumblrina of 2018: Stephanie Cianfriglia (again)

Best Horrorcow of 2018: Jonathan Yaniv

Best Internet Famous Lolcow of 2018 (NEW!): Boogie2988 (I wanted to nominate him for Dramacow too since he used to be under that tag)

Best Internet Drama of 2018: The fallout between Chantal Sarault and Zachary Michael when he started critizing her videos were amazing (in the Chantal thread)
 

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I'd just write-in Kurt Eichenwald for every category so I'll leave it to the rest of you.
I'd nominate Russell Greer for something but I fear him becoming a "Winner" rather than a "Loser" could cause a paradox that would destroy the space-time continuum.
Nominating Momo for Best Beauty Parlor Lolcow and @LagoonaBlue for Best Halal!
Newcomer: Jonathan "Jessica" Yaniv

Loveshy: Vox Day. I've thoroughly enjoyed watching him thrash around in a jealous rage over Jordan Peterson's ascendancy.

Dramacow: Milo Yiannopoulos' meltdown and attempt to revive his career has been pretty fucking amusing.

Careercow: Morgane Oger, like Jonathan Yaniv, is a human cockroach that needs as many bright lights turned on him as possible

Skitzocow: Sunstorm. I mean, the dude started his own fucking thread, so you know he must really want the title.

Horrorcow: Jonathan "Jessica" Yaniv

Cultcow: Russell Greer. Because of course.

Beauty Parlour: Chantal Sarault

Lawcow: Google, in James Damore v. Google.

Rat King: Colton Seidman, pubic-bearded girltroon, who rails against "demonizing" Borderline Personality Disorder while simultaneously acting in ways that show exactly why Borderliners get demonized.

Tumblrina: Stephanie Cianfriglia

Back From Obscurity: Romeo Rose's thread was started in 2013, and by 2016 had 11 pages before falling into inactivity. In August 2018, Romeo himself (and his nasty-ass teeth) came and joined us, blowing the thread up to 47 pages with his pants-on-head exceptionalism. It's been inactive again since October, when he informed us that he plans to hang himself this coming Valentine's Day, but it was good while it lasted.

Most Entertaining Business/Company Shitshow in 2018 (NEW!): Do charities count as companies? If so, Kjel and Niraj's ouster from Trans LifeLine, after getting exposed for using it as their personal piggy bank, gets my vote.

Best ADF Moment of 2018 (NEW!): Finally becoming a full-blown eunuch, of course. On Phil's end, it was a pathetic and disgusting travesty of medical ethics, but watching Kiwis speculate on whether he was going to go through with it, whether he had gone through with it, and whether the crooked manhole he got installed between his legs was actually his or not made for some good fucking times.
I nominate Noodles and Beef, aka Dylan for best horrorcow tbh.

I mean, come on, silicon injections into your gay lovers is pretty goddamn horrifying tbh fam.

The thread, for those unfamiliar:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dylan-hafertepen-noodlesandbeef-ekigyuu-beefdumplings-california-cow.49057/
Brianna Wu losing the election (and not even making it into the final round) was a highlight.

I would say the signature moment was Yandere Dev spending $10K on forum moderation (three full months worth of Patreon money) and continuing to play the victim even as he never gave people money or credit for assets and all but confirmed he's just about all but going full Chris Roberts.

And to think, the long-awaited Kingdom Hearts 3 is coming out in a month. That still gets me.
  • Best Newcomer Lolcow of 2018: Jonathan Yaniv. Jesus Christ
  • Best Loveshy of 2018: Jordan Peterson
  • Best Dramacow of 2018: Milo Yianopoulous' spiral into obsolescence has been top-tier entertainment.
  • Best Careercow of 2018: Narcissa Wright
  • Best Skitzocow of 2018: Terry Davis (RIP)
  • Best Horrorcow of 2018: Jonathan Yaniv
  • Best Cultcow of 2018: Russell Greer
  • Best Halal of 2018: lagoonablue
  • Best Furfag of 2018: noodlesandbeef
  • Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow of 2018: Momokun
  • Best Rat King Lolcow of 2018: Zinnia Jones
  • Most Entertaining Company/Business Shitshow in 2018: Diablo Mobile
  • Best Back From Obscurity Cow of 2018: Golden Knight
  • Best ADF Moment of 2018: Phil's stink ditch
I am divided for the Company Shitshow category because both Diablo Immortal being a middle finger to the fans and the craptastic porn "purge" on Tumblr.

Lolcow of the Year 2018: Russell Greer
Best Beauty Parlor Lolcow: Amberlynn Reid
Best Newcomer Lolcow: I had really high hopes for Samantha Violet Bushart, but I'm afraid this one goes to Jonathan Yaniv.
Best Beauty Parlor Lolcow: The Slatons
I gotta nominate Yaniv or Kittystyle for best newcomer... The massive impact and chimpouts they've both had in the relatively short time we've known them is unbelievable.
Best Newcomer should definitely have Erik "Taz" Mokracek as one nominee. It was surprising to see that not only was his thread almost immediately accepted, but it also has some awesome (in the sense of how in awe I was at what in the hell I was being assaulted by in his deviantArt page) content that can provide us for ages. It just devolves into bat shit insanity that even his style is exploitable.
Ohhh yeah, a good internet drama in 2018 was "Rehire James Gunn" which several people were involved in, resulted in the exact opposite of what the mob wanted, and people still have it in their twitter names. Mainly, it was the hill Moviebob officially died on (as opposed to all the other stuff).

And don't forget Brianna Wu losing the election. She took it well, her fans did not.

Please remember to PM me your nominations once you made up your decisions. Remember, posts here are not counted as nominations!

What catagory would Neger doxxing a Dutch couple roleplaying as an escort online to fuck with DSP and then posting pictures of her with a toy baseball bat in her cunt?

Also if that event started in 2017 (the escort saga) but ended in Jan 2018, does it count for this year still?
Depending if anything significant came out in January 2018, all comes to yours.

For the Best Tumblrina category, can it be a group that has a thread in that subforum or does it have to be an individual?
Individuals are preferred.

I'm wondering shouldn't an exception be made for Lawcow for people like Russell Greer and Jonathan Yaniv who are involved in different lawsuits/arbitration stuff, but who do not have a thread concerning specific cases in the Lolsuit subforum?
If lolcows are involved in lawsuits in 2018, they can count for this award.

Is there going to be an awards just for the members?
The only member awards are Best Fanwork, and maybe Halal. Don't think I should have one though especially there's Halalween and Faggot of Farms (whatever that name is) every year though.

Might want to split Most Entertaining Business/Company Shitshow into videogame and non-videogame related categories because there have been a ton of each this year.
I'll consider splitting it to gaming and non-gaming, but for now it's more likely nominations have to be for one company.
 
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Please remember to PM me your nominations once you made up your decisions. Remember, posts here are not counted as nominations!


Depending if anything significant came out in January 2018, all comes to yours.


Individuals are preferred.


If lolcows are involved in lawsuits in 2018, they can count for this award.


The only member awards are Best Fanwork, and maybe Halal. Don't think I should have one though especially there's Halalween and Faggot of Farms (whatever that name is) every year though.


I'll consider splitting it to gaming and non-gaming, but for now it's more likely nominations have to be for one company.
I don't think I even got nominated in any of those categories at all.
 

José Mourinho

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So what does a Julay award award look like? Perhaps a golden udder or inflatable sex doll?
There are some concept arts for the trophies in previous threads, one of them involving the Julie doll.
 

THE_MASK_ENGLISHMAN

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I'd say the biggest LolCow's are the Brood of Trump's magic Mushrooms, I watched Fox News the First Family which on its first episode had Eric Trump, I was falling about laughing for the entire show as this chinless inbred mutant pretended to have an actual job. The Trump Family from reading Wolffs book was like Game of Thrones with The Donald wanting to Fuck his own Daughter and this collection of scumfucks taking every senior job in the Whitehouse with the irony that only Donald Jr. And The First Lady actually being Rightwing. I think the Trumps will be the death of the Republicans by the end of his term especially when the economic downturn hits.
 

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Just fyi you have a few more days until nomination ends!

Voting will be on the top of the thread instead of strawpolls, and yes the polls will be daily, so be sure to watch the thread to get notified of the new polls!
 
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You might want to add Bullshitter Brooks to LolCow here as this utter prick is defending (((Roger Stone))) and he even admits not knowing much about him, thinking he worked for InfoWars he doesn't he's a guest contributor and part owner of Drudge. Even more funny is He's the guy who was screaming that Bill and Hillary Clinton should be arrested but his stone defence is based on his Age I'm like if this was 1980 you could be forgive for not knowing stuff but Google Talk on your phone is one button push. NOBULLSHIT MORE LIKE NORESEARCH LOLCOW
 

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You might want to add Bullshitter Brooks to LolCow here as this utter prick is defending (((Roger Stone))) and he even admits not knowing much about him, thinking he worked for InfoWars he doesn't he's a guest contributor and part owner of Drudge. Even more funny is He's the guy who was screaming that Bill and Hillary Clinton should be arrested but his stone defence is based on his Age I'm like if this was 1980 you could be forgive for not knowing stuff but Google Talk on your phone is one button push. NOBULLSHIT MORE LIKE NORESEARCH LOLCOW
I'm pretty sure a lolcow isn't someone who just disagrees with your political views.
 
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You might want to add Bullshitter Brooks to LolCow here as this utter prick is defending (((Roger Stone))) and he even admits not knowing much about him, thinking he worked for InfoWars he doesn't he's a guest contributor and part owner of Drudge. Even more funny is He's the guy who was screaming that Bill and Hillary Clinton should be arrested but his stone defence is based on his Age I'm like if this was 1980 you could be forgive for not knowing stuff but Google Talk on your phone is one button push. NOBULLSHIT MORE LIKE NORESEARCH LOLCOW
I think you're lost on this thread. We already had a thread about him.
 
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THE_MASK_ENGLISHMAN

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I think you're lost on this thread. We already had a thread about him.
I'm 42 I've been lost and baffled since 37

I'm pretty sure a lolcow isn't someone who just disagrees with your political views.
No no its the fact he admitted in the video to know nothing about Stone and he's a antisemite who is running to a Jewish guys defence even though he knows nothing about him, like research is some massive Chore
 
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No no its the fact he admitted in the video to know nothing about Stone and he's a antisemite who is running to a Jewish guys defence even though he knows nothing about him, like research is some massive Chore
If that is the case, you clearly don't know what a lolcow is.
 

THE_MASK_ENGLISHMAN

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If that is the case, you clearly don't know what a lolcow is.
lolcow extensive laughs from, who doesn't know they are being made fun of. They can often think they are admired for what they are doing, but lolcow are being laughed at constantly.
See that obese lady dancing on cam? She's such a lolcow

I think the above Description pretty much cover Bullshit Brooks to me or is this like Pofit or Carvain multiple different descriptions not all on the Internet.
 
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