The Julays Fourth Annual Lolcow Awards 2018 + Lolcow of the Year 2018 (LOTY 2018 WINNER: Jonathan Yaniv) - Time to roll the red carpets again!

Lolcow of the Year 2018

  • "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker

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  • Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams

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  • Erik "Taz" Mokracek / MollyHaleIsMyFriend / MGHSHour / CowboyErik and Anti-Classix

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  • EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan

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  • Nasim Najafi Aghdam / Nasim Wonder1 / Nasime Sabz / nasimesabz1 / Yesil Nasim / Vegan Nasim

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  • Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley

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  • Total voters
    63
  • Poll closed .

José Mourinho

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Sorry to get you all waiting, but voting round starts now! Like I said, I initially decided to make this a daily poll, but scrapped it to PMs to make it much easier.

Just PM me your votes. Only one for each category, and you can only pick one of the nominations for each category. You don't need to vote all the categories!

Let us see the nominations! It's worth mentioning that some of the categories have unique votes that I put them in!

Best Newcomer Lolcow of 2018:
  • Samantha Violet Bushart
  • Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / meowitch666 / ClayAikenGurl / FedoraHippie
  • Jonathan Yaniv / Jessica Yaniv / @trustednerd / trustednerd.com / JY Knows It / JY British Columbia
  • LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / Hazza Jermface / erajermface
  • "Kero the Wolf" / Joshua Hoffman / KeroYamimora / "Yami the Wolf"

Best Loveshy of 2018:
  • Felix (Aaron?) Lace / Black Pigeon Speaks / BPS / Navyhato / TVShinjuku / TokyoAtomic
  • Kentray "Kent" E Brown
  • Russell Greer / @russellgreerofficialinsta
  • Theodore "Teddy" Beale / Vox Day / Vox Popoli
  • Jordan Peterson

Best TGWTG Lolcow of 2018:
  • Mike Michaud
  • The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler
  • Angry Joe Vargas
  • "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker
  • Hope Chapman / Jacob "Jack" Chapman / JesuOtaku
  • Dan Olson / Folding Ideas

Best Dramacow of 2018:
  • ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber
  • Milo Yiannopoulos / Milo Wagner / Milo Hanrahan / @ nero
  • Kevin Allred
  • Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams
  • Christopher McGee / Clawshrimpy / "Rose" / HungAndBuxom / GunGayOnline / TowerOfGay / Granis25
  • ProtoMagicalGirl / Jaret Ross / Alexis Ross / @PrincessProto / littledrummergirl / littledrummerboy

Best Artcow of 2018:
  • Erik "Taz" Mokracek / MollyHaleIsMyFriend / MGHSHour / CowboyErik and Anti-Classix
  • BenTheLooney / Ben Tannehill
  • Jenffer A. Jay
  • Michael John Kricfalusi / John Kricfalusi / John K. / John K. Stuff / Raymond Spum
  • Shädbase / Shädman / Shaddai 'Shadman' Prejean

Best Careercow of 2018:
  • Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
  • Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright
  • Laura Loomer / @looms93
  • Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald
  • Morgane Oger / Ronan Oger

Best Skitzocow of 2018:
  • David Price / Destiny "Dee" Price / MangudiaForce
  • John S. Bulla / @Paul45thomas / @BullaStephen / @StephenBulla
  • Susan Stone / David L. Stone / Dance Of Life
  • Nate Spidgewood / Nathaniel Edward Speed / Nate Speed / Nathaniel43284
  • Terry A. Davis / Terrence Andrew Davis

Best Horrorcow of 2018:
  • Jonathan Yaniv / Jessica Yaniv / @trustednerd / trustednerd.com / JY Knows It / JY British Columbia
  • DESMOND IS AMAZING / desmondisamazing / Wendylou, Andrew, & Desmond Napoles
  • Dylan Hafertepen / noodlesandbeef / ekigyuu / beefdumplings / California Cow
  • "Kero the Wolf" / Joshua Hoffman / KeroYamimora / "Yami the Wolf"
  • Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions / @bipolarnation

Best Cultcow of 2018:
  • EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan
  • Russell Greer / @russellgreerofficialinsta
  • Terry A. Davis / Terrence Andrew Davis
  • Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson
  • Tommy Tooter/Thomas Jay Wasserberg/Tommi Jayne Wasserberg/Thomasa Wasserberg/WhistleBlower

Best Halal of 2018:
  • StarryGreenEyes95 / Taylor Mitchell Pickens / BlueGator / AzureTranquility
  • autisticdragonkin / Eric Borsheim / Dhul Qarnayn II / Kappashiro Nietzchieri
  • HomerBeoulve / Homer Carlos Garcia / HeresyPunished
  • Lucas "Williams"/Wolf / Financhu Crisis / IslamicContent / Johnny Ray Bucchi / Rimjob Bob, etc
  • LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / Hazza Jermface / erajermface
  • DSTecks

Most Entertaining Shooter of 2018:
  • Gregory Logan Ramos / Shadilay Strangler
  • David Katz / "Bitch Boy" / Mr_sliced_bread / Bread / Ravens2012champ
  • Robert Bowers / @onedingo
  • Nasim Najafi Aghdam / Nasim Wonder1 / Nasime Sabz / nasimesabz1 / Yesil Nasim / Vegan Nasim
  • Nikolas Cruz

Best Lolcow Group of 2018:
  • #ComicsGate
  • Reddit's Trans Community
  • The Sims Modding Community
  • TERFs / Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminists / Gender Critical Feminists
  • ResetERA
  • ZooSadists
  • Skeptic Community
  • Insane Parents of "Transgender" Kids

Best Furfag of 2018:
  • "Kero the Wolf" / Joshua Hoffman / KeroYamimora / "Yami the Wolf"
  • Alex C. "Allie" Leal / ACL / desertfox899 / BinaryVixen899 / Emily Saphira Chance / _EternallyEmily
  • Jason Grant / Jasonafex / JasonafexFA / Amorous and his girlfriend Kabier / Kaitlyn Layne Kelley
  • Levi Dane Simmons / SnakeThing / Nelizar / Nelizar_Neli / Buttne
  • Dylan Hafertepen / noodlesandbeef / ekigyuu / beefdumplings / California Cow
  • Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse

Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow of 2018:
  • Amberlynn Reid
  • Samantha Violet Bushart
  • Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus"
  • Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty
  • Onision / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe
  • Virgo Rouge / Jamie Morse / Marissa Morris/Elienne/Marchant/Elene Nadieja / Rachzel Grezbian

Best Lawcow of 2018:
  • Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
  • Mark Waid / William Mark Waid
  • Richard Meyer/Diversity & Comics
  • Russell Greer / @russellgreerofficialinsta
  • Melinda Leigh Scott

Best Internet Famous Lolcow of 2018:
  • Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple
  • "Jim" / James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat
  • Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhi
  • Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio
  • MundaneMatt / Matt Jarbo / Jihadi Jarbo / Deciple87 / Jarbology / The Quarry King
  • WARDAWG / Nathan Crane
  • David Sherratt / Spinosauruskin / "Shitrat" / Hardon for Assad / Alternative Facts / @discordspies
  • Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams

Best Rat King Lolcow of 2018:
  • Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley
  • Richard "Terra" Jones / Fire / Buffalo Bill / Lightning Princess / Leslie Eclaire / Stilanas
  • Greta Gustava Martela / Kjel Anderson & Nina/Niraj Chaubal
  • Timothy Whitbeck / Amber/Chloe Quinn / Jane Wild / ChloeQuinnTS / timnygma / Gaara-30 / setokaiba24
  • Colt Seidman / Colton Seidman / Colt Issac / selfmadecolt / Laura Ellyn Seidman
  • Chloe Sagal / John Paul Neumann
  • Dr. Rachel McKinnon / Rhys McKinnon / Rachel Veronica McKinnon / Foxy Moxy
  • Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv

Best Tumblrina of 2018:
  • Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / meowitch666 / ClayAikenGurl / FedoraHippie
  • Sophie Labelle Verville / Guillaume Labelle, creator of "Assigned Male"
  • Tumblr itself
  • Marissa Davis / the-trans-agenda / rabbiedee
  • Morgan Slade / Adventures In Genderland
  • Life of Bria / Sabrina Barker Fairley Symington / Stephen Symington

Best Back From Obscurity Cow of 2018:
  • Jay Geis/The Golden Knight
  • Chloe Sagal / John Paul Neumann
  • Christopher McGee / Clawshrimpy / "Rose" / HungAndBuxom / GunGayOnline / TowerOfGay / Granis25
  • Ahuviya Harel/ADF
  • Christian/Christine Weston Chandler, CWC
  • Chance Carmichael / AFatChance / 600goingon700 / 700goingon800 / idontwantthisbutok

Most Entertaining Company/Business Shitshow in 2018:
  • Blizzard's Diablo Immortal Fiasco
  • Tumblr Exodus
  • Elon Musk Thai Cave Drama
  • Bethseda's Fallout 76's Weekly Failures
  • BetterHelp YouTube Drama

Best CWC Moment of 2018:
  • Dimensional Merge
  • Too Many Games Meltdown
  • CWC masturbating while singing "All Star"
  • Idea Guy leaks
  • Beating up and humping a body pillow of Barb

Best ADF Moment of 2018:
  • Rotten Snatch Photo (9 June 2018 )
  • Posting violent fantasies against Mexican neighbor
  • Axe Wound Pics (30 May 2018 )
  • ADF's Demands to Kiwi Farms (26 May 2018 )
  • "I Now Have A Vagina, I Won" (25 May 2018 )

Best Lolcow-Related Pic of 2018:

Best Lolcow-Related Video of 2018:

Best Lolcow FanWork of 2018:

Best Internet Drama of 2018:
  • Channel Awesome Implosion/#ChangeTheChannel
  • NPC Meme Reaction and Drama
  • Skeptic Community's Gay Operations
  • Zoosadists being exposed
  • MundaneMatt and #BoulderGate
  • BetterHelp Shitshow

In Memoriam/Most Significant Person of Interest Passing of 2018:
  • Terry A. Davis / Terrence Andrew Davis
  • TotalBiscuit (John Bain)
  • Chance Carmichael / AFatChance / 600goingon700 / 700goingon800 / idontwantthisbutok
  • Jahi McMath
  • femme4memes / Nia Fae Loy / Connor James Loy

Best Lolcow Quote of 2018:
  • No nominations yet, nominate your favorite quote from a lolcow said in 2018 and the best one will be chosen!

You can have this one as a base line when PMing me your votes:
  • Best Newcomer Lolcow of 2018:
  • Best Loveshy of 2018:
  • Best TGWTG Lolcow of 2018:
  • Best Dramacow of 2018:
  • Best Artcow of 2018:
  • Best Careercow of 2018:
  • Best Skitzocow of 2018:
  • Best Horrorcow of 2018:
  • Best Cultcow of 2018:
  • Best Halal of 2018:
  • Most Entertaining Shooter of 2018:
  • Best Lolcow Group of 2018:
  • Best Furfag of 2018:
  • Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow of 2018:
  • Best Lawcow of 2018:
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow of 2018:
  • Best Rat King Lolcow of 2018:
  • Best Tumblrina of 2018:
  • Best Back From Obscurity Cow of 2018:
  • Most Entertaining Company/Business Shitshow in 2018:
  • Best CWC Moment of 2018:
  • Best ADF Moment of 2018:
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic of 2018:
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video of 2018:
  • Best Lolcow FanWork of 2018:
  • Best Internet Drama of 2018:
  • In Memoriam/Most Significant Person of Interest Passing of 2018:
  • Best Lolcow Quote of 2018:

VOTING WILL CLOSE AT 1 MARCH 2019, 12:00 AM UTC! :julay:
 
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ZB 584

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So happy to see my boy Kentray Ernestobrean nominated for an award
 

Lou Wrong

Butthurt about Buddyloids
kiwifarms.net
this thread is going to do wonders for Jonathan Yaniv's SEO coinsidering how many people have already nominated it.

Also, google take notice, Jonathan Yaniv/Jessica Yaniv /Trusted Nerd is a tampon fetishist who wants to insert sanitary products into unaccompanied minors on a ferry.
Whaaaaaaaaat? I got off that thread way too soon.

Anyways, I had at least three corpses on my ballot (and across multiple categories too.) We really lost some good ones this year. :(
 

Freddy Freaker

Herald of the Superior Future
kiwifarms.net
For best quote I said either

"It tasted like cheetos x3 In liquid form" - Glowfox describing dog piss to SnakeThing

or "I have a press conference about Article 11 and Article 13 today. I will be wearing a suit. Jim probably doesn't even own a suit" - Carl of Applebees

Depending on what others say. If there's not enough/unrelated responses I left it to Alan Pardew
 
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