The Julays Fourth Annual Lolcow Awards 2018 + Lolcow of the Year 2018 (LOTY 2018 WINNER: Jonathan Yaniv) - Time to roll the red carpets again!

Lolcow of the Year 2018

  • "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Erik "Taz" Mokracek / MollyHaleIsMyFriend / MGHSHour / CowboyErik and Anti-Classix

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Nasim Najafi Aghdam / Nasim Wonder1 / Nasime Sabz / nasimesabz1 / Yesil Nasim / Vegan Nasim

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    63
  • Poll closed .

Shokew

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If Mr. Enter, Phantomstrider, and PanPizza and his marry lot don't get awards for at least something, Imma be sadly disappointed. Anyone else, I don't really care all that fucking much, honestly. It's all just business as usual around here for me.

Happy voting, my dear fucking Kiwis!
 

ducktales4gameboy

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I really want to vote for a Greer quote except I can't think of any good ones because his book is a fucking wall of them to the point where it's supported 10+ hours of podcasts.
 
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oasys

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It's too late now but I just remembered the true video of the year which I forgot to nominate:
Lagoona singing a dreadful Kate Bush number in front of her school with them screaming at her to get off the stage until someone eventually pulls the fire alarm and everyone runs through the dark screaming with the sprinklers going off.

 

AnOminous

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It's too late now but I just remembered the true video of the year which I forgot to nominate:
Lagoona singing a dreadful Kate Bush number in front of her school with them screaming at her to get off the stage until someone eventually pulls the fire alarm and everyone runs through the dark screaming with the sprinklers going off.

Kate Bush is rolling in her grave even though she's still alive.
 

Marvin

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I wanted to vote for Maddox, Melinda Leigh Scott and Russell Greer, and there was some overlap between them.

I voted Maddox for careercow, Melinda Leigh Scott for lawcow (heh, having five lawsuits dismissed without the defendant even being aware of it?) and Russell for cultcow.
 

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Voting round is now over, it's time to reveal the results!

Best Newcomer Lolcow of 2018:
  • Samantha Violet Bushart: 12
  • Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / meowitch666 / ClayAikenGurl / FedoraHippie: 11
  • Jonathan Yaniv / Jessica Yaniv / @trustednerd / trustednerd.com / JY Knows It / JY British Columbia: 47
  • LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / Hazza Jermface / erajermface: 27
  • "Kero the Wolf" / Joshua Hoffman / KeroYamimora / "Yami the Wolf": 16
WINNER: Jonathan Yaniv / Jessica Yaniv / @trustednerd / trustednerd.com / JY Knows It / JY British Columbia
The best is saved for last, as even though the thread was made pretty late into 2018, he managed to get a quick following and this new tranny deserves this award!

Best Loveshy of 2018:
  • Felix (Aaron?) Lace / Black Pigeon Speaks / BPS / Navyhato / TVShinjuku / TokyoAtomic: 5
  • Kentray "Kent" E Brown: 5
  • Russell Greer / @russellgreerofficialinsta: 62
  • Theodore "Teddy" Beale / Vox Day / Vox Popoli: 1
  • Jordan Peterson: 18
WINNER: Russell Greer / @russellgreerofficialinsta
Winner of last year's Lolcow of the Year, I don't think this comes across as a surprise.

Best TGWTG Lolcow of 2018:
  • Mike Michaud: 18
  • The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler: 8
  • Angry Joe Vargas: 7
  • "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker: 24
  • Hope Chapman / Jacob "Jack" Chapman / JesuOtaku: 8
  • Dan Olson / Folding Ideas: 7
WINNER: "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker
Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I win this award so you don't have to!

Best Dramacow of 2018:
  • ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber: 20
  • Milo Yiannopoulos / Milo Wagner / Milo Hanrahan / @ nero: 17
  • Kevin Allred: 6
  • Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams: 29
  • Christopher McGee / Clawshrimpy / "Rose" / HungAndBuxom / GunGayOnline / TowerOfGay / Granis25: 20
  • ProtoMagicalGirl / Jaret Ross / Alexis Ross / @PrincessProto / littledrummergirl / littledrummerboy: 8
WINNER: Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams
The Internet famous fatass who spends most of the time rambling on YouTube wins!

Best Artcow of 2018:
  • Erik "Taz" Mokracek / MollyHaleIsMyFriend / MGHSHour / CowboyErik and Anti-Classix: 22
  • BenTheLooney / Ben Tannehill: 2
  • Jenffer A. Jay: 19
  • Michael John Kricfalusi / John Kricfalusi / John K. / John K. Stuff / Raymond Spum: 17
  • Shädbase / Shädman / Shaddai 'Shadman' Prejean: 20
WINNER: Erik "Taz" Mokracek / MollyHaleIsMyFriend / MGHSHour / CowboyErik and Anti-Classix
Neither Shadman nor Jenffer win this time, making way for a really bizarre DeviantArtist.

Best Careercow of 2018:
  • Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz: 30
  • Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright: 25
  • Laura Loomer / @looms93: 11
  • Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald: 25
  • Morgane Oger / Ronan Oger: 7
WINNER: Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
From making the greatest ever Internet site in existence (whatever that is), to making two dumb lawsuits, as well as an award again!

Best Skitzocow of 2018:
  • David Price / Destiny "Dee" Price / MangudiaForce: 8
  • John S. Bulla / @Paul45thomas / @BullaStephen / @StephenBulla: 25
  • Susan Stone / David L. Stone / Dance Of Life: 4
  • Nate Spidgewood / Nathaniel Edward Speed / Nate Speed / Nathaniel43284: 6
  • Terry A. Davis / Terrence Andrew Davis: 55
WINNER: Terry A. Davis / Terrence Andrew Davis
Rest in peace, Terry...

Best Horrorcow of 2018:
  • Jonathan Yaniv / Jessica Yaniv / @trustednerd / trustednerd.com / JY Knows It / JY British Columbia: 37
  • DESMOND IS AMAZING / desmondisamazing / Wendylou, Andrew, & Desmond Napoles: 13
  • Dylan Hafertepen / noodlesandbeef / ekigyuu / beefdumplings / California Cow: 12
  • "Kero the Wolf" / Joshua Hoffman / KeroYamimora / "Yami the Wolf": 37
  • Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions / @bipolarnation: 15
WINNERS (Tie): Jonathan Yaniv / Jessica Yaniv / @trustednerd / trustednerd.com / JY Knows It / JY British Columbia + "Kero the Wolf" / Joshua Hoffman / KeroYamimora / "Yami the Wolf"
A tie between the one that wins the best newcomer award of 2018, and a furfag who is very well known for the Zoosadists drama!

Best Cultcow of 2018:
  • EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan: 26
  • Russell Greer / @russellgreerofficialinsta: 21
  • Terry A. Davis / Terrence Andrew Davis: 21
  • Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson: 3
  • Tommy Tooter/Thomas Jay Wasserberg/Tommi Jayne Wasserberg/Thomasa Wasserberg/WhistleBlower: 25
WINNER: EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan
At long last, Alex finally wins an award. Will he get his game released? Only time will tell.

Best Halal of 2018:
  • StarryGreenEyes95 / Taylor Mitchell Pickens / BlueGator / AzureTranquility: 13
  • autisticdragonkin / Eric Borsheim / Dhul Qarnayn II / Kappashiro Nietzchieri: 4
  • HomerBeoulve / Homer Carlos Garcia / HeresyPunished: 1
  • Lucas "Williams"/Wolf / Financhu Crisis / IslamicContent / Johnny Ray Bucchi / Rimjob Bob, etc: 13
  • LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / Hazza Jermface / erajermface: 64
  • DSTecks: 1
WINNER: LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / Hazza Jermface / erajermface
I think this comes across not even a surprise at this point.

Most Entertaining Shooter of 2018:
  • Gregory Logan Ramos / Shadilay Strangler: 12
  • David Katz / "Bitch Boy" / Mr_sliced_bread / Bread / Ravens2012champ: 8
  • Robert Bowers / @onedingo: 0
  • Nasim Najafi Aghdam / Nasim Wonder1 / Nasime Sabz / nasimesabz1 / Yesil Nasim / Vegan Nasim: 47
  • Nikolas Cruz: 18
WINNER: Nasim Najafi Aghdam / Nasim Wonder1 / Nasime Sabz / nasimesabz1 / Yesil Nasim / Vegan Nasim
Despite not being in the Shots Fired subforum, this was a very popular person of interest who was involved in a shooting, this time at YouTube HQ and it's because of demonetization of her videos!

Best Lolcow Group of 2018:
  • #ComicsGate: 1
  • Reddit's Trans Community: 11
  • The Sims Modding Community: 4
  • TERFs / Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminists / Gender Critical Feminists: 6
  • ResetERA: 15
  • ZooSadists: 27
  • Skeptic Community: 24
  • Insane Parents of "Transgender" Kids: 19
WINNER: ZooSadists
Have you ever seen the slippery slope of the furry community? We're at a stage where people get off to torturing animals. This is where we are at right now and the question is, "Can it get any worse?".

Best Furfag of 2018:
  • "Kero the Wolf" / Joshua Hoffman / KeroYamimora / "Yami the Wolf": 55
  • Alex C. "Allie" Leal / ACL / desertfox899 / BinaryVixen899 / Emily Saphira Chance / _EternallyEmily: 7
  • Jason Grant / Jasonafex / JasonafexFA / Amorous and his girlfriend Kabier / Kaitlyn Layne Kelley: 3
  • Levi Dane Simmons / SnakeThing / Nelizar / Nelizar_Neli / Buttne: 5
  • Dylan Hafertepen / noodlesandbeef / ekigyuu / beefdumplings / California Cow: 14
  • Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse: 12
WINNER: "Kero the Wolf" / Joshua Hoffman / KeroYamimora / "Yami the Wolf"
A one sided victory by a zoosadist that started it all.

Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow of 2018:
  • Amberlynn Reid: 24
  • Samantha Violet Bushart: 8
  • Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus": 22
  • Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty: 13
  • Onision / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe: 28
  • Virgo Rouge / Jamie Morse / Marissa Morris/Elienne/Marchant/Elene Nadieja / Rachzel Grezbian: 6
WINNER: Onision / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe
Our vegan wins... and soon maybe to the furry category...

Best Lawcow of 2018:
  • Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz: 39
  • Mark Waid / William Mark Waid: 12
  • Richard Meyer/Diversity & Comics: 1
  • Russell Greer / @russellgreerofficialinsta: 28
  • Melinda Leigh Scott: 21
WINNER: Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
Even though not a surprise, it's not quite one-sided either!

Best Internet Famous Lolcow of 2018:
  • Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple: 24
  • "Jim" / James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat: 7
  • Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhi: 11
  • Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio: 12
  • MundaneMatt / Matt Jarbo / Jihadi Jarbo / Deciple87 / Jarbology / The Quarry King: 20
  • WARDAWG / Nathan Crane: 2
  • David Sherratt / Spinosauruskin / "Shitrat" / Hardon for Assad / Alternative Facts / @discordspies: 2
  • Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams: 17
WINNER: Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple
At least that suit gets you a fancy award.

Best Rat King Lolcow of 2018:
  • Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley: 19
  • Richard "Terra" Jones / Fire / Buffalo Bill / Lightning Princess / Leslie Eclaire / Stilanas: 8
  • Greta Gustava Martela / Kjel Anderson & Nina/Niraj Chaubal: 13
  • Timothy Whitbeck / Amber/Chloe Quinn / Jane Wild / ChloeQuinnTS / timnygma / Gaara-30 / setokaiba24: 5
  • Colt Seidman / Colton Seidman / Colt Issac / selfmadecolt / Laura Ellyn Seidman: 9
  • Chloe Sagal / John Paul Neumann: 14
  • Dr. Rachel McKinnon / Rhys McKinnon / Rachel Veronica McKinnon / Foxy Moxy: 5
  • Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv: 6
WINNER: Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley
Contrary to the name, he's a fatass who still gets involved into Twitter bullshit.

Best Tumblrina of 2018:
  • Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / meowitch666 / ClayAikenGurl / FedoraHippie: 14
  • Sophie Labelle Verville / Guillaume Labelle, creator of "Assigned Male": 16
  • Tumblr itself: 59
  • Marissa Davis / the-trans-agenda / rabbiedee: 3
  • Morgan Slade / Adventures In Genderland: 1
  • Life of Bria / Sabrina Barker Fairley Symington / Stephen Symington: 3
WINNER: Tumblr itself
A very special award for just the website itself, for shooting itself in the feet for their failed attempt at banning NSFW images, aka the ones that made Tumblr popular to begin with.

Best Back From Obscurity Cow of 2018:
  • Jay Geis/The Golden Knight: 13
  • Chloe Sagal / John Paul Neumann: 12
  • Christopher McGee / Clawshrimpy / "Rose" / HungAndBuxom / GunGayOnline / TowerOfGay / Granis25: 13
  • Ahuviya Harel/ADF: 15
  • Christian/Christine Weston Chandler, CWC: 25
  • Chance Carmichael / AFatChance / 600goingon700 / 700goingon800 / idontwantthisbutok: 16
WINNER: Christian/Christine Weston Chandler, CWC
From dimensional merges to Idea Guys, CWC will still never fail to disappoint yearly.

Most Entertaining Company/Business Shitshow in 2018:
  • Blizzard's Diablo Immortal Fiasco: 10
  • Tumblr Exodus: 16
  • Elon Musk Thai Cave Drama: 20
  • Bethseda's Fallout 76's Weekly Failures: 39
  • BetterHelp YouTube Drama: 25
WINNER: Bethseda's Fallout 76's Weekly Failures
Have you ever wondered if a game company could possibly be a lolcow? This is your answer, where Fallout 76 just never fails to get involved into drama almost every week, and even to this day, from large patches, bugs and even leaks of private user information!

Best CWC Moment of 2018:
  • Dimensional Merge: 29
  • Too Many Games Meltdown: 25
  • CWC masturbating while singing "All Star": 20
  • Idea Guy leaks: 6
  • Beating up and humping a body pillow of Barb: 9
WINNER: Dimensional Merge
Just when you thought sagas for CWC cannot get any stupider, we have this, thanks to Idea Guys.

Best ADF Moment of 2018:
  • Rotten Snatch Photo (9 June 2018 ): 24
  • Posting violent fantasies against Mexican neighbor: 4
  • Axe Wound Pics (30 May 2018 ): 9
  • ADF's Demands to Kiwi Farms (26 May 2018 ): 11
  • "I Now Have A Vagina, I Won" (25 May 2018 ): 31
WINNER: "I Now Have A Vagina, I Won" (25 May 2018 )
Chopping off your dick to own the Farms ?

Best Lolcow-Related Pic of 2018:

Best Lolcow-Related Video of 2018:

Best Lolcow FanWork of 2018:
WINNER: DarksydePuppet by El Crimson King
Let's not ever forget DarkSydePhil, with a fantastic fan video featuring a puppet of him.

Best Internet Drama of 2018:
  • Channel Awesome Implosion/#ChangeTheChannel: 24
  • NPC Meme Reaction and Drama: 21
  • Skeptic Community's Gay Operations: 13
  • Zoosadists being exposed: 36
  • MundaneMatt and #BoulderGate: 9
  • BetterHelp Shitshow: 8
WINNER: Zoosadists being exposed
The furry community has been a target of ridicule since the old ages of the Internet, and this new level of the furry fandom just adds the icing on the cake of this shitshow!

In Memoriam/Most Significant Person of Interest Passing of 2018:
  • Terry A. Davis / Terrence Andrew Davis: 66
  • TotalBiscuit (John Bain): 23
  • Chance Carmichael / AFatChance / 600goingon700 / 700goingon800 / idontwantthisbutok: 8
  • Jahi McMath: 12
  • femme4memes / Nia Fae Loy / Connor James Loy: 0
WINNER: Terry A. Davis / Terrence Andrew Davis
Once again, RIP, Terry.

Best Lolcow Quote of 2018:
The highlight of the infamous MundaneMatt stream. "Now wait a minute, Matt NOOOO!"

Now that the Julays the Fourth are over, it's time to move on to LOLCOW OF THE YEAR 2018! The voting is above and it lasts for 4 days! :julay:

Once it's over, we'll hold the final one which is Best Heavyweight Lolcow of 2018 which lasts for 3 days, featuring CWC, ADF, Brianna Wu, DSP, Amberlynn Reid, Tommy Tooter and the winner of the Lolcow of the Year 2018!
 

Freddy Freaker

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Man we're only 2 months into 2019 now and we already have so much material for next time. For starters take that best quote and look how far TRR has falllen.

You're gonna carry that gunt....
 
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Because featured threads are gone and so not much will know I already hold a new poll so I'm extending this poll further. Hope you don't mind. :julay:
 
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