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The Julays Fourth Annual Lolcow Awards 2018 + Lolcow of the Year 2018 (NOMINATION ROUND STARTS!)Time to roll the red carpets again! (NOMINATION ROUND ENDS 1 FEBRUARY 2019, 12 AM UTC)

Discussion in 'Lolcow General' started by Alan Pardew, Dec 30, 2018.

  1. PLEASE BE SURE TO PM ME YOUR NOMINATIONS FOR THE AWARDS. NOMINATIONS POSTED HERE WILL NOT BE COUNTED!

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    2018 was a good year for new lolcows, but also a good year for our pet lolcows which we observed for years. So it's time to wrap it up with the Lolcow Awards! :julay:

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    First event: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-julays-first-annual-lolcow-awards-2015-results-are-out.15055/
    Second event: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-julays-second-annual-lolcow-awards-2016-results-are-out.27215/
    Third event: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-j...-of-the-year-2017-winner-russell-greer.38067/

    If you really want an explanation of this event once again, here goes:

    So of course, you're wondering: What is this ceremony about?

    You know the Academy Awards, where there's awards with different categories, with five nominees for each category? Well, this Lolcow Awards does the same thing, except it's Lolcow-related!

    There will be different categories with me choosing the five nominees for each category, and I will put up the polls.

    So who will be the winners for the categories? It's time to find out!

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    Due to subforum changes and responses obtained from the previous awards, there will be some changes to make this event easier for nominating:

    • Best Newcomer Lolcow of 2018: The best lolcow who has a thread here, and the thread must be started in the year 2018. If the lolcow has a second/third etc. thread but the first one is started before 2018, it does not count.
    • Best Loveshy of 2018: The best loveshy who has a thread with the prefix Manosphere and must be last replied in 2018.
    • Best TGWTG Lolcow of 2018: The best lolcow who has a TGWTG prefix thread and must be last replied in 2018.
    • Best Dramacow of 2018: The best lolcow who has a Dramacow prefix thread in the Lolcow subforum and must be last replied in 2018.
    • Best Artcow of 2018: The best lolcow who has a Artcow prefix thread in the Lolcow subforum and must be last replied in 2018.
    • Best Careercow of 2018: The best lolcow who has a Careercow prefix thread in the Lolcow subforum and must be last replied in 2018.
    • Best Skitzocow of 2018: The best lolcow who has a Skitzocow prefix thread in the Lolcow subforum and must be last replied in 2018.
    • Best Horrorcow of 2018: The best lolcow who has a Horrorcow prefix thread in the Lolcow subforum and must be last replied in 2018.
    • Best Cultcow of 2018: The best lolcow who has a Cultcow prefix thread and must be last replied in 2018.
    • Best Halal of 2018: The best lolcow who has a Halal prefix thread in the Lolcow subforum and must be last replied in 2018.
    • Most Entertaining Shooter of 2018: The custom award from 2017 is now back! Nominate your personal most entertaining shooter who has a thread in Shots Fired and the shooting by said shooter must be last replied in 2018.
    • Best Lolcow Group of 2018: The best lolcow group who have their thread in the Community Watch subforum and must be last replied in 2018.
    • Best Furfag of 2018: The best lolcow who has a thread in the Animal Control subforum and must be last replied in 2018.
    • Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow of 2018 : The best lolcow who has a thread in the Beauty Parlour subforum and must be last replied in 2018.
    • Best Lawcow of 2018: The best lolcow who is involved in lawsuits over at the Lolcow & Lolcow LLP subforum and the thread must be last replied in 2018, as well as the lawsuit being filed must be in 2018. Also a custom award carried over from 2017!
    • Best Internet Famous Lolcow of 2018 (NEW!): The best lolcow who has a thread in the Internet Famous Subforum and must be last replied in 2018.
    • Best Rat King Lolcow of 2018 : The best lolcow who has a thread in the Rat Kings subforum and must be last replied in 2018.
    • Best Tumblrina of 2018: The best Tumblrina who has a thread in the Tumblr subforum and must be last replied in 2018.
    • Best Back From Obscurity Cow of 2018: The "rose back to activity" lolcow who has his/her own thread here for 2018 after being obscure for a while. Best for lolcows who had their threads made before the year 2018 but had lots of activity in 2018. The thread must be last replied in 2018.
    • Most Entertaining Business/Company Shitshow in 2018 (NEW!): Added by request. If you enjoy company shitshows like Bethseda's Fallout 76 fiasco, this is for you!
    • Best CWC Moment of 2018 (NEW!): How did I miss this? Nominate your favorite CWC moment in 2018!
    • Best ADF Moment of 2018 (NEW!): Nominate your favorite ADF moment in 2018!
    • Best Lolcow-Related Pic of 2018: Basically, just any picture from a lolcow itself posted in 2018 that makes you laugh. Picture itself must be done in 2018. The picture can be anything, be it a selfie from the lolcow, or fanart from the lolcow. Please include a source/link for a thread post that contains said pic!
    • Best Lolcow-Related Video of 2018: The award last seen in the 2nd event is back! Nominate the most entertaining lolcow-related video made in 2018. Please include a source/link for the video!
    • Best Lolcow FanWork of 2018: The best fanwork for lolcows made by members in the year 2018 . Can be fanart, or readings. You must post the link to them though.
    • Best Internet Drama of 2018: Used to be Salt Mine, but even though the subforum is gone, that still doesn't mean we can't nominate our favorite 2018 Internet dramas!
    • [Custom Award of 2018] : Think you have what it takes to make an entertaining award for The Julays? If yes, you can get to choose what will be the new custom award to be held for this event! Just post your preferred award name and your nomination for that award.
    • LOLCOW OF THE YEAR 2018: The main event for this ceremony. CWC, ADF, DSP, Amberlynn Reid, Brianna Wu, Tommy Tooter and the winners for the above awards (except Lolcow Group, CWC/ADF Moments, Lolcow FanWork, Internet Drama), will be the nominees for this award to see who will win this grand prize! Do not nominate for this category, the nominations will be determined by the winner for the above categories!
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    Same as last event, To vote for the nomination round, you must PM me your votes (your votes will not be included if it's not in a PM) . No strawpolls, you have to PM me for it. You can only vote for one lolcow/event for each category. You don't need to vote for all the categories, you can choose the ones you want to. Once again, you do not need to nominate any lolcow for Lolcow of the Year 2018.

    I will then collect the votes and choose at least five nominees (usually at 5) for each category. If there's some point I'm unable to get sufficient nominees for some categories, the category may be cancelled. If your vote for some categories are invalid, you will receive a PM from me about it to fill in it again.

    You can try clicking here to PM me your votes.

    You can have this one as a base line when PMing me your votes:
    • Best Newcomer Lolcow of 2018:
    • Best Loveshy of 2018:
    • Best TGWTG Lolcow of 2018:
    • Best Dramacow of 2018:
    • Best Artcow of 2018:
    • Best Careercow of 2018:
    • Best Skitzocow of 2018:
    • Best Horrorcow of 2018:
    • Best Cultcow of 2018:
    • Best Halal of 2018:
    • Most Entertaining Shooter of 2018:
    • Best Lolcow Group of 2018:
    • Best Furfag of 2018:
    • Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow of 2018:
    • Best Lawcow of 2018:
    • Best Internet Famous Lolcow of 2018:
    • Best Rat King Lolcow of 2018:
    • Best Tumblrina of 2018:
    • Best Back From Obscurity Cow of 2018:
    • Most Entertaining Company/Business Shitshow in 2018:
    • Best CWC Moment of 2018:
    • Best ADF Moment of 2018:
    • Best Lolcow-Related Pic of 2018:
    • Best Lolcow-Related Video of 2018:
    • Best Lolcow FanWork of 2018:
    • Best Internet Drama of 2018:
    • Custom Award of 2018:

    NOTES WHEN NOMINATING:
    1. You can vote for a lolcow for a lolcow prefix award which is different compared with the prefix of the lolcow's thread (e.g. voting Andrew Dobson for Artcow even though Andrew Dobson has the tag Careercow), it's also okay to vote for a lolcow who has a thread in a different subforum for a lolcow prefix award (e.g. voting Michael Hirtes for Halal award even though Michael Hirtes has a thread in Animal Control subforum). You can even vote a random lolcow for a random prefix, but keep in mind you're pretty much wasting your vote which you can skip it instead.
    2. CWC and ADF are not allowed to be nominated for any of the awards except the Best Back From Obscurity Cow of 2018. You don't want to see them sweeping the awards right?
    3. Your lolcow nomination for a category will be automatically illegible if the thread is last replied before 2018, which I will notify you about it.
    4. It's recommended to vote a lolcow for a category based on his activity overall in 2018.

    Nominating will end at 1 February 2019, at 12:00 AM UTC (yes, it's this long), so get ready! :julay:

    So how will I choose the nominations for each categories?

    For individuals, the nominations are chosen by order of this priority:
    1. Number of votes
    2. Number of posts in said lolcow's thread
    3. Whether the lolcow has an active subforum (This is to ensure that it will give other lolcows chances to qualify since bigger lolcows which are ADF and CWC dominating the awards is really unfair.)

    For works, the nominations are chosen by number of votes, then followed by my opinion of them. If a lolcow has more than 2 nominations for an award, only the top 2 are chosen for fairness (unless you want to see all 5 of his works being nominations)

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    Unlike previous events, I will not be using Strawpoll for voting. I hope you enjoy daily polls at the top though, so voting round will last for a month!

    Coming soon...

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    Coming soon...
     
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    Alan Pardew Five-Percenter
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    James Howlett I'm the best at what I do.

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    neverendingmidi

    neverendingmidi it just goes on and on and on and on...

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  2. Might want to split Most Entertaining Business/Company Shitshow into videogame and non-videogame related categories because there have been a ton of each this year.
     
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    ducktales4gameboy

    ducktales4gameboy git push -a -m "fixed #221 (goddammit unity)"

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  3. Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow of 2018 : Our gorl Amberlynn
    Best Tumblrina of 2018: Sapphire Crimson Claw
    Best Halal of 2018: LagoonaBlue
    Best Rat King Lolcow of 2018: Colt Seidman
    Best Lolcow-Related Pic of 2018: Goons's pony panties [​IMG]

    That's all I have, hopefully it is acceptable.
     
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    Sylvie Paula Paula

    Sylvie Paula Paula Running at 500 "bi"s per minute

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  4. best halal: lagoona blue
    best furfag: kero the wolf or dylan hafertepen
    lolcow of the year: russel greer
     
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    DrainRedRain

    DrainRedRain you're not real fuck you
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    • Best Newcomer Lolcow of 2018: Jonathan Yaniv
    • Best Careercow of 2018: Technically a Horrorcow, but given the parents being jobless and shopping him around: Desmond is Amazing
    • Best Horrorcow of 2018: Jonathan Yaniv
    • Best Halal of 2018: LagoonaBlue
    • Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow of 2018: Nailah “Mama Nails” Winkfield- last chance since Jahi is finally in a grave.
    • Best Rat King Lolcow of 2018: Toren/Victoria/TransEthics
    • Best Tumblrina of 2018: Stephanie Cianfriglia
    • Most Entertaining Company/Business Shitshow in 2018: Tumblr for the banning of porn, without banning pornbots, and their imbecilic AI that flagged the Staff’s own posts
    • Best ADF Moment of 2018: The Neutering
    • Best Lolcow-Related Pic of 2018: The documentation of Greta/Kjel and Niraj’s TroonvilleGreta Gustava Martela / Kjel Anderson & Nina/Niraj Chaubal
    • Best Internet Drama of 2018: the whole NPC flare-up

    My nominations from PM.
     
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    #7 neverendingmidi, Jan 1, 2019
    Last edited: Jan 1, 2019
    neverendingmidi

    neverendingmidi it just goes on and on and on and on...

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  5. That subforum is fairly recent, and it doesn't have Nasim the YT HQ shooter on there. Could you correct that?
     
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    Moritsune

    Moritsune Acquired by T-series

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  6. I nominate you for all of them for being the first to not read the submission notes
     
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    BadHabits

    BadHabits hex enthusiast

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  7. He actually already PM'd me about it before this post. It's fine for people to post their nominations here as long as they already PM'd me about it.

    Null wants the subforum to have threads on shooters which are after the subforum's creation btw. However, I can accept the nomination for Nasim for that.
     
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    #10 Alan Pardew, Jan 1, 2019
    Last edited: Jan 1, 2019
    Alan Pardew

    Alan Pardew Five-Percenter
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  8. Best furfag: Kero, for all the drama stirred up around him.
    Best ADF moment: When he got the snip and flip/just after that, when he realized it didn't help him. There's no other option.
     
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    Monolith

    Monolith doot Doot Doot Doot DOOT Doot doot doo-Doot

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  9. What catagory would Neger doxxing a Dutch couple roleplaying as an escort online to fuck with DSP and then posting pictures of her with a toy baseball bat in her cunt?

    Also if that event started in 2017 (the escort saga) but ended in Jan 2018, does it count for this year still?
     
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  10. For the Best Tumblrina category, can it be a group that has a thread in that subforum or does it have to be an individual?
     
    Anus

    Anus Formerly PickleGuy
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  11. I’m nominating Nate Spidgewood for best skitzocow, he still hasn’t changed. And he sent me and @GethN7 the malware emails when we kept reporting his sock accounts.

    He still abuses sock accounts and up proxies like last year on wikia and Wikipedia. @Some Random Soul has an abuse page about Nate on Wikipedia as well.
     
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    StoneKnightMan

    StoneKnightMan EVIL HITLER WHORE

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  12. tfw you write out every category but then find out Alan gave you a template in the OP
     
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  13. I see Jonathan Yaniv doing very well.
     
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  14. I'd just write-in Kurt Eichenwald for every category so I'll leave it to the rest of you.
     
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  15. Well in that case....

    Come on Best /pol/ Cow. You all know you want it.
     
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    Lou Wrong

    Lou Wrong Butthurt about Buddyloids

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  16. Nominated my choices.
     
    CWCissey

    CWCissey Charming Man
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  17. PM'd my list, so i'll share it here too

    Best TGWTG Lolcow of 2018: Mike Michaud
    Best Dramacow of 2018: Boogie2988
    Best Artcow of 2018: Ben Garrison

    Best Careercow of 2018: Maddox
    Best Horrorcow of 2018: Jonathan Yaniv
    Best Halal of 2018: LagoonaBlue

    Most Entertaining Shooter of 2018: Nasim Aghdam the Youtube HQ shooter
    Best Lolcow Group of 2018: The Sims Modding Community
    Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow of 2018: Amberlynn Reid
    Best Lawcow of 2018: Maddox
    Best Internet Famous Lolcow of 2018: Mundane Matt
    Most Entertaining Business/Company Shitshow in 2018: Blizzard's Diablo Immortal
    Best CWC Moment of 2018: Meltdown at too many games

    Best Lolcow-related video of 2018: Hate and Shame by Yanderedev https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxa6FM9E1jI
    Best Lolcow fanwork of 2018: Bryan Boomer Dunn by @Sheryl Nome https://i.imgur.com/pQWAf87.jpg
    Best Internet Drama of 2018: Mundane Matt's #Bouldergate
     

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