The Julays Seventh Annual Lolcow Awards 2021 - Results are out! - SIX Lolcow of the Year awards. All your favorite cows. Winners have been announced and vote totals posted!

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Life is Hell...

kiwifarms.net
Joined
Jul 22, 2020
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Jonathan Yaniv
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: Boogie2988
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Hasan Piker
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: Toggle the Rat
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: CreepShow Art
  • Best F-Tier Lolcow: SV Seeker
  • Best Dramacow: CommieDickGurl
  • Best Artcow: Sophie LaBelle
  • Best Careercow: Majid Padellan
  • Best Skitzocow: Connor Murphy
  • Best Horrorcow: Jonathan Yaniv
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: Onision
  • Breaker of Scales: Chantal Sarault
  • Best Lolcow Community: The Tranch
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Hasan Piker
  • Best Furfag: Lou Gagliardi
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Isabel Rosa Araujo
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: Kindness
  • Fresh Meat: Hasan Piker
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Bashur
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Rosa Parks
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: Intersex Pride
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: Don't Call Me Sir
 

2020chan

Momokun's Little Helper
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Jul 31, 2020
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Ethan Ralph / #Killstream
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: June Lapine/Laporta / Shoe0nhead
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Hasan Piker / HasanAbi
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: Jack Murphy / John Murphy Goldman / Liminal Order
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: Shannon Campbell / CreepShow Art
  • Best F-Tier Lolcow: -
  • Best Dramacow: -
  • Best Artcow: StoneToss
  • Best Careercow: Tariq Nasheed / Marcus Sanders
  • Best Skitzocow: -
  • Best Horrorcow: Dr. Kathy Rumer / "The Butcher of Ardmore"
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou (Kevin Hanft)
  • Breaker of Scales: Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty
  • Best Lolcow Community: The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / "The Tranch"
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Nick Fuentes
  • Best Furfag: -
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt / "Kengel"
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue
  • Fresh Meat: Isabella Loretta Janke
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: "MEAT" (Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka)
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: "A Legend Falls" (Ethan Ralph + Christian Weston Chandler)
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: Blake Howard Hobbs, "Don't Call Me Sir"
 

It's DVS Motherfucker

Detroit Velvet Smooth
kiwifarms.net
Joined
May 24, 2021
 

KittyGremlin

Come on Poland, do the funni
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Nov 5, 2018
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Isabella Loretta Janke
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: Anisa Jomha
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Shaddai "Shadman" Prejean / Shadman / Shadbase
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: Charles Alexander Berry / Toggle the Rat
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: Mike Lindell / "The MyPillow guy"
  • Best F-Tier Lolcow: Doug Jackson / SV Seeker / SV SEETHER
  • Best Dramacow: Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber / 8BitBecks
  • Best Artcow: Ben Garrison / GrrrGraphics
  • Best Careercow: Jim Sterling / Stephanie Sterling
  • Best Skitzocow: Amos Yee
  • Best Horrorcow: Kevin "Kathryn" Gibes / TransSalamander
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: Gregory Jackson / Onision
  • Breaker of Scales: Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty
  • Best Lolcow Community: Consoomers / Consoomer Culture
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Steven Jason Williams / boogie2988
  • Best Furfag: none of them are best, apply shotgun to face at nearest convenience Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Alex "Ace" Maddox / acekatt
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Guillaume Labelle / Sophie Labelle Verville / Assigned Male
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: Ryan J. Craig / mode_view
  • Fresh Meat: Isabella Loretta Janke
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: "I am the new Rosa Parks" (Nick Fuentes)
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: "A Legend Falls" (Ethan Ralph + Christian Weston Chandler)
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: Christian Weston Chandler, "Direct Message to Hasbro"

    I think next year we should set up a more convenient way to vote, this took way too long.
 

grimacefetishist

If only anyone would explain to me why I'm single
kiwifarms.net
Joined
May 15, 2020
lol, Jude Valentine couldn't even get a Julay. Really hard to believe she lives in the middle of brooklyn with how void her life is of anything, even Failure Awards
 

ConsumerGradeAutism

kiwifarms.net
Joined
Aug 19, 2020
S-Tier Lolcow: Ethan Ralph
A-Tier Lolcow: Rich Lowtax Kyanka.
B-Tier Lolcow: Ethan Klein
C-Tier Lolcow: Bardfinn
D-Tier Lolcow: Adrasdea
F-Tier Lolcow:
Dramacow: Dave Muscato / Danielle Muscato
Artcow: Shaddai "Shadman" Prejean / Shadbase
Careercow: Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
Madcow: Amos Yee
Horrowcow: Charles Alexander Berry / Toggle the Rat
Queen of the Beauty Parlor: shoe0nhead / June Lapine/Laporta
Breaker of Scales: Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty
Best Lolcow Community: The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / "The Tranch"
Best Internet Famous Cow: Steven Jason Williams / boogie2988
Best Furfag: Korps / Dave Anthony / Dave Ferris
Best Ratking: Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt / "Kengel"
Best Tranch Expanded Universe: Alyssa Jo Frauens / Kindness / KindKinkster
Fresh Meat: Jack Murphy / John Murphy Goldman / Liminal Order
Best Cow to put out to Pasture: Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
Best Lolcow picture: "Toe Fungus" (Isabella Loretta Janke)
Best Lolcow video: "Shart" (Ethan Ralph / #Killstream)
Best Recorded Lolcow Video: Blake Howard Hobbs, "Don't Call Me Sir"
 

boongus

Kiwifarms! Kiwifarms! Party time! Excellent!
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Jun 18, 2021
i only really have one vote, Isabella Loretta Janke has to win best s tier
 

JackDonaghysSecretLover

kiwifarms.net
Joined
Jun 26, 2019
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Russell Greer
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: Lowtax
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Robyn
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: jack Murphy
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: my pillow guy
  • Best F-Tier Lolcow: /
  • Best Dramacow: /
  • Best Artcow: creepshow art
  • Best Careercow:l owtax
  • Best Skitzocow: /
  • Best Horrorcow: Lucas
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: Robyn
  • Breaker of Scales: Tammy even though it should be madi from baby death fats
  • Best Lolcow Community: /
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: baked Alaska
  • Best Furfag: /
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: /
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: /
  • Fresh Meat: /
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Amy
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: super straight
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: Russell
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: /
 

legtard respecter

it was a vicious hate crime
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Apr 8, 2019
 

Next Task

True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Jan 17, 2018
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Isabella Loretta Janke
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: Lowtax
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Byuu/Near
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: Patrick Tomlinson
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: Nikita Dragun
  • Best F-Tier Lolcow: N/A
  • Best Dramacow: Becky Gerber
  • Best Artcow: Sophie LaBelle
  • Best Careercow: MovieBob
  • Best Skitzocow: Connor Murphy
  • Best Horrorcow: Kevin Gibes
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: Stephanie Cianfriglia
  • Breaker of Scales: Amberlynn
  • Best Lolcow Community: Tranch
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Ethan Klein
  • Best Furfag: Lou Gagliardi
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Sean Simpson
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: Rioley Ravioli
  • Fresh Meat: Hasan Piker
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Lowtax
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Sports Illustrated Material
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: Buck Breaking
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: Patrick Tomlinson
 

UncleFuckAss

kiwifarms.net
Joined
Apr 11, 2021
S Tier - DSP
A Tier - Shoe
B Tier - Ethan
Artcow - Garrison
Careercow - Tim Pool
Horrorcow - Janke
Beauty Queen - Shoe
Breaker of Scales - Slaton Sisters
Community - Qanon
Internet Famous - Boogie
Put out to pasture - Lowtax
Picture - superstraight selfie
Video - Chris Chan arrest


didn't want to vote in categories where I didn't know the majority of the competitors.
 

heavycream

kiwifarms.net
Joined
Nov 18, 2018
Best S-Tier Lolcow: Ethan Ralph
Best A-Tier Lolcow: KingCobraJFS
Best B-Tier Lolcow: Empathic Nutritionist
Best C-Tier Lolcow: Dr. Kathy Rumer
Best D-Tier Lolcow: Stone-Man-Warrior
Best Dramacow: CommieDickGurl
Best Careercow: Tariq Nasheed
Best Skitzocow: Connor Murphy
Best Horrorcow: Dr. Kathy Rumer
Queen of the Beauty Parlour: Empathic Nutritionist
Breaker of Scales: Foodie Beauty
Best Lolcow Community: The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch
Fresh Meat: Dr. Kathy Rumer
Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Stone-Man-Warrior
Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Rosa Parks
Best Lolcow-Related Video: Buck Breaking
Best Lolcow Meltdown: Alice's Meltdown