The Julays Seventh Annual Lolcow Awards 2021 - Results are out! - SIX Lolcow of the Year awards. All your favorite cows. Winners have been announced and vote totals posted!

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DoTheDrew

DoTheDrew

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KelpieSelkie

KelpieSelkie

murder horse, shifty seal
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May 24, 2018
A lot of great nominees this year. I realized that I don't follow anybody in the A tier though so can't put a vote. Also why isn't Nikocado Avocado in the Breaker of Scales?
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Kevin Gibes / Transalamander
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: none
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Robyn Grogitsky-Ramirez / The Empathic Nutritionist
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: Dr. Kathy Rumer / "The Butcher of Ardmore"
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: Shannon Campbell / CreepShow Art
  • Best F-Tier Lolcow: none
  • Best Dramacow: Brett Gaetano Lemke / Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Rioley Ravioli
  • Best Artcow: Guillaume Labelle / Sophie Labelle Verville / Assigned Male
  • Best Careercow: Jim Sterling / Stephanie Sterling
  • Best Skitzocow: Alyssa Jo Frauens / Kindness / KindKinkster
  • Best Horrorcow: Charles Alexander Berry / Toggle the Rat
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw
  • Breaker of Scales: Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty
  • Best Lolcow Community: The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / "The Tranch"
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions
  • Best Furfag: Korps / Dave Anthony / Dave Ferris
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: none
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / BonnieMakes
  • Fresh Meat: Isabella Loretta Janke
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Amy Carlson / Mother God / Love Has Won
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: "Burger Den" (Josh Saunders / KingCobraJFS)
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: "Buck Breaking" (Marcus Sanders / Tariq Nasheed)
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: Mary Margaret Barone, "HURT HURT HURT HURT HURT"
 
friends o' niall

friends o' niall

hold it in, do a dance
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  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Isabella Janke
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: The Estate of David K. Ginder
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: CWC Islam
  • Best Dramacow: Rioley
  • Best Horrorcow: Isabella Janke
  • Fresh Meat: Isabella Janke
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Toe Fungus
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: Yo Yovanna!
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: Direct Message to Hasbro
For the other categories, feel free to mark my vote down as whichever is the least R*lph-related option. Have a year, keewees.
 
Neil

Neil

THE CLEANSE HAS BEGUN
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Aug 4, 2016
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Isabella Janke
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: Baked Alaska
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Shadman
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: Jack Murphy
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: CWC Islam
  • Best F-Tier Lolcow: PhantomRoxas
  • Best Dramacow: Ripley Violet Tempest storm
  • Best Artcow: Shadman
  • Best Careercow: Jim Sterling
  • Best Skitzocow: Amos Yee
  • Best Horrorcow: Isabella Janke
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: Usagi Kou
  • Breaker of Scales: Chantal
  • Best Lolcow Community: Super Smash Brothers
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Hasanabi
  • Best Furfag: Ryu289
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Guillame Labelle
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: Ripley Violet Tempest Storm
  • Fresh Meat: Jack Murphy
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Lowtax
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: MEAT
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: January 6 Livestream
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: Christian Weston Chandler
 
Greasy Spoon

Greasy Spoon

release the grease
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Aug 7, 2021
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Isabella Loretta Janke
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: Anisa Jomha
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Kelly Ronahan
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: Steven Joel Akins / Penelope Verity Oaken / Bardfinn
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: Michael Bijan Afghani / Project CWC Islam
  • Best F-Tier Lolcow: Zena O'Brien / ZenaMOBrien
  • Best Dramacow: Dave Muscato / Danielle Muscato
  • Best Artcow: Ben Garrison / GrrrGraphics
  • Best Careercow: Tariq Nasheed / Marcus Sanders
  • Best Skitzocow: Connor Murphy
  • Best Horrorcow: Isabella Loretta Janke
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: Anisa Jomha
  • Breaker of Scales: lol fat
  • Best Lolcow Community: The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / "The Tranch"
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Steven Jason Williams / boogie2988
  • Best Furfag: Jacob S. Blaustein / ryu289
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Steven Joel Akins / Penelope Verity Oaken / Bardfinn
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / BonnieMakes
  • Fresh Meat: Isabella Loretta Janke
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Kelly Karl Sleight / Stone-man-warrior
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: "Toe Fungus" (Isabella Loretta Janke)
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: "Buck Breaking" (Marcus Sanders / Tariq Nasheed)
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: Christian Weston Chandler, "Direct Message to Hasbro"
 
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JannyJammy

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Joined
Jan 27, 2021
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Ethan Ralph
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: Baked Alaska
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Byuu
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: Dr. Kathy Rumer
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: Stone man warrior
  • Best F-Tier Lolcow: -
  • Best Dramacow: Ripley
  • Best Artcow: Shädman
  • Best Careercow: Tariq Nasneed
  • Best Skitzocow: Kindness
  • Best Horrorcow: Kevin Gibes
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: Anisa Jomha
  • Breaker of Scales: Chantal Sarault
  • Best Lolcow Community: The Tranch
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Ethan Klein
  • Best Furfag: ryu289
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Assigned Male
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: Paul Mendoza
  • Fresh Meat: Jack Murphy
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Mother God
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Toe Fungus
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: Buck Breaking
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: Don't Call Me Sir
 
Atomic Age Animal

Atomic Age Animal

My exceptional cousins would like to have a word.
True & Honest Fan
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Apr 15, 2021
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Jonathan Yaniv
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: Josh Saunders / KingCobraJFS
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Kelly Ronahan
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: Dr. Kathy Rumer / "The Butcher of Ardmore"
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: Shannon Campbell / CreepShow Art
  • Best F-Tier Lolcow: N/A
  • Best Dramacow: Dave Muscato / Danielle Muscato
  • Best Artcow: Shannon Campbell / CreepShow Art
  • Best Careercow: Tim Pool
  • Best Skitzocow: Connor Murphy
  • Best Horrorcow: Isabella Loretta Janke
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: Robyn Grogitsky-Ramirez / The Empathic Nutritionist
  • Breaker of Scales: Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow
  • Best Lolcow Community: The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / "The Tranch"
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: William Nicholas Parrott / Natalie Wynn Parrott / Contrapoints
  • Best Furfag: N/A
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Steven Joel Akins / Penelope Verity Oaken / Bardfinn
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: N/A
  • Fresh Meat: Dr. Kathy Rumer / "The Butcher of Ardmore"
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: N/A
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: "Sports Illustrated Material" (Anna O'Brien / GlitterAndLazers)
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: "A Legend Falls" (Ethan Ralph + Christian Weston Chandler)
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: Blake Howard Hobbs, "Don't Call Me Sir"
 
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5t3n0g0ph3r

5t3n0g0ph3r

Resident Archivist
Forum Staff
True & Honest Fan
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Don't Tread on Me

Don't Tread on Me

Whores eternally blown the fuck out
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Jan 8, 2020
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Chantal Sarault
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: Boogie2988
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Shaddai "Shadman" Prejean
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: Jack Murphy
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: Michael Bijan Afghani
  • Best Dramacow: Blake Howard Hobbs
  • Best Artcow: Shaddai "Shadman" Prejean
  • Best Careercow: Tariq Nasheed
  • Best Skitzocow: Amos Yee
  • Best Horrorcow: Kevin Gibes
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: June LaPorta
  • Breaker of Scales: Chantal Sarault
  • Best Lolcow Community: r/TNOMOD
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: HasanAbi
  • Best Furfag: Alex "Ace" Maddox
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Guilliame Labelle
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: Alyssa Jo Frauens
  • Fresh Meat: Isabella Janke
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Brandon Ashur
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Toe Fungus
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: Buck Breaking
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: Don't Call Me Sir
 
Bear Watching

Bear Watching

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Joined
Dec 16, 2019
 
Rikka Takarada 2

Rikka Takarada 2

You only like me for my thighs
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Joined
May 17, 2019
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Kevin Gibes
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: Boogie
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Ethan Klein
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: Graeme Kelly
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: Mike Lindell
  • Best F-Tier Lolcow: None
  • Best Dramacow: None
  • Best Artcow: Shadman
  • Best Careercow: Tariq Nasheed
  • Best Skitzocow: Amos Yee
  • Best Horrorcow: Kevin Gibes
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: none
  • Breaker of Scales: Tammy Slaton
  • Best Lolcow Community: QAnon
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Ethan Klein
  • Best Furfag: Graeme Kelly
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Tardfinn
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: None
  • Fresh Meat: ILJ
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Amy Carlson
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Toenail fungus
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: Chris-Chan's arrest
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: Chris-Chan to Hasbro
 
Mesosalpinx

Mesosalpinx

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Joined
Jan 4, 2017
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Ethan Ralph
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: Boogie2988
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Byuu
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: Jack Murphy
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: Mike Lindell
  • Best F-Tier Lolcow: Zena O'Brien
  • Best Dramacow: CommieDickGurl
  • Best Artcow: >Shadman
  • Best Careercow: Jim Sterling
  • Best Skitzocow: Connor Murphy
  • Best Horrorcow: Toggle the Rat
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: Anisa Jomha
  • Breaker of Scales: Chantal
  • Best Lolcow Community: The Tranch
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Boogie2988
  • Best Furfag: Timothy Amoroso
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Kengel
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: Danny Nissenfeld
  • Fresh Meat: Jack Murphy
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Lowtax
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Rosa Parks
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: Shart
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: Dont call me sir
 
P T

P T

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Wirar of the Year:
Chris Chan
KingCobraJFS

Losers of the Year:
Lowtax
Boogie1488
Jim Sterling
Jonathan Yaniv
Jack Murphy
Shoe0nhead
Shadman
Lindsay Ellis
Isabella
Josh (you couldn't be arsed to even set up a poll 😂)
 
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