The Julays Seventh Annual Lolcow Awards 2021 - Results are out! - SIX Lolcow of the Year awards. All your favorite cows. Winners have been announced and vote totals posted!

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Kikemaster

Kikemaster

Ignore Sodomite Orders
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Joined
Oct 17, 2017
 
Chocolate Wombat

Chocolate Wombat

You will never walk alone
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Joined
Mar 31, 2021
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Ethan Ralph
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Ethan Klein
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: Jack Murphy
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: Heather "Hea" Franke
  • Best Dramacow: Patrick Sean Tomlinson
  • Best Artcow: Shadbase / Shadman
  • Best Careercow: Tariq Nasheed
  • Best Skitzocow: Amos Yee
  • Best Horrorcow: Kevin Gibes
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: Anisa Jomha
  • Breaker of Scales: Chantal
  • Best Lolcow Community: QAnon Community
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Hasan Piker
  • Best Furfag: Graeme Kelly
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Kengel
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: Ripley Violet Tempest Storm
  • Fresh Meat: Jack Murphy
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Lowtax
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Toe Fungus
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: Buck Breaking
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: Don't Call Me Sir
 
naaaaiiiiillllll!!!

naaaaiiiiillllll!!!

Null thought I was British, lol (HYPE NFT NULLIES)
True & Honest Fan
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Joined
Aug 25, 2019
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Kevin Gibes
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: Lowtax
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Byuu/Near
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: Graeme Kelly
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: Michael Bijan Afghani/Project CWC Islam
  • Best Artcow: Shadman
  • Best Careercow: Tariq Nasheed
  • Best Skitzocow: Kindness
  • Best Horrorcow: Dr. Kathy Rumer
  • Best Lolcow Community: The Tranch
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Boogie2988
  • Best Furfag: Lou Gagliardi
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: Paul Mendoza/Bonnie
  • Fresh Meat: Dr. Kathy Rumer
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Lowtax
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: "MEAT" by Lowtax
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: "A Legend Falls"
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: CWC "Direct Message to Hasbro"
 
Maricón de Mierda

Maricón de Mierda

kiwifarms.net
Joined
Jul 31, 2021
 
WhineMeDineMe69Me

WhineMeDineMe69Me

love me, feed me, never leave me
True & Honest Fan
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Joined
Jul 10, 2020
 
Kier

Kier

kiwifarms.net
Joined
Dec 2, 2020
• Best S-Tier Lolcow: Russel Greer
• Best A-Tier Lolcow: Lowtax
• Best B-Tier Lolcow: Alyssa
• Best C-Tier Lolcow: Charles Berry
• Best D-Tier Lolcow: Michael Afghani
• Best F-Tier Lolcow:
• Best Dramacow: CommieDickGirl (still a cow)
• Best Artcow: Shadman
• Best Careercow: Tariq Nasneed
• Best Skitzocow: Alyssa
• Best Horrorcow: ILJ
• Best Lolcow Community: Tranch
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Clayton Ray Huff
• Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: Alyssa
• Fresh Meat: Isabella Janke
• Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Lowtax
• Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Superstraight Selfie
• Best Lolcow-Related Video: Buck Breaking
• Best Lolcow Meltdown: Chris to Hasboro
 
Meiwaku

Meiwaku

女は皆正気じゃない
True & Honest Fan
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Joined
Feb 21, 2021
Favorite Pedo Put in Jail: all of them <3
 
Rattus Ebrius

Rattus Ebrius

Too sober for this shit
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Joined
Jul 9, 2021
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Kevin Gibes. 2022 gonna get my (not broken) amhole fixed
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: Boogie2988
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Shadman
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: Bryan Dunn
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: Michael Bihjan Afghani
  • Best F-Tier Lolcow: Patrick C Robitsch
 
MindYourSeabiscuits

MindYourSeabiscuits

ACKSHUALLY IT'S SPELLED ODESA!!!
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Joined
Sep 27, 2018
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Ethan Ralph
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: Lowtax
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Byuu
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: Jack Murphy
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: Mary Margaret Barone
  • Best F-Tier Lolcow: Zena O'Brien
  • Best Dramacow: Blake Howard Hobbs
  • Best Artcow: Shadman
  • Best Careercow: Tariq Nasheed
  • Best Mad Cow: Amos Yee
  • Best Horrorcow: Isabella Loretta Janke
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: shoe0nhead
  • Breaker of Scales: Chantal Sarault
  • Best Lolcow Community: The Tranch
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Nick Fuentes
  • Best Furfag: Acekatt
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Kenneth Erwin Englehardt
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: N/A
  • Fresh Meat: HasanAbi
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Lowtax
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: SuperStraightSelfie
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: Buck Breaking
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: Alice's Metldown
 
Plastic Love

Plastic Love

Futanologist, PhD
True & Honest Fan
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Joined
Jan 28, 2020
 
Sheriff of Rottingham

Sheriff of Rottingham

E.L.S.E.
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Joined
Aug 7, 2021
 
Thylacinee

Thylacinee

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Joined
Jan 30, 2021
Skipping a few due to newfag stupidity:

  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Chantal
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: kingcobrajfs
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Kelly Ronahan, even though it makes my eyes bleed
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: skip
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: creepshow art
  • Best F-Tier Lolcow: skip
  • Best Dramacow: skip
  • Best Artcow: creepshow again
  • Best Careercow: tough call… moviebob
  • Best Skitzocow: skip
  • Best Horrorcow: another tough one… Janke
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: Stephanie Cianfriglia
  • Breaker of Scales: Chantal, though personally Lenza and Jude are more fascinating to me. In a horrible way.
  • Best Lolcow Community: incels.is
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Ethan Klein
  • Best Furfag: skip
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: skip
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: skip
  • Fresh Meat: Janke
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Kelly Karl Sleight
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Fuentes
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: Chantal’s coke workout. Classic.
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: Chris
 
rutinacea max

rutinacea max

disrespectability politics champion
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Joined
Feb 16, 2021
Best S-Tier Lolcow: Chantal

Best A-Tier Lolcow: Anisa

Best B-Tier Lolcow: it's a tough call between Kelly No Legs and Globyn tbh. i'm gonna go with Kells purely because of her dedication to the, uh, craft

Best C-Tier Lolcow: Rumer the Butcher

Best D-Tier Lolcow: Playmatetessi

Best F-Tier Lolcow: Sarafina

Best Dramacow: Rioley Ravioli, get the award you deservioli!

Best Artcow: Labelle

Best Careercow: Jimphanie

Best Skitzocow: Stone Man Warrior

Best Horrorcow: Kevryn

Queen of the Beauty Parlour: Robyn

Breaker of Scales: Chantal

Best Lolcow Community: incels.is

Best Internet Famous Lolcow: boogie1488

Best Furfag: (N/A, i hate all of them equally)

Best Rat King Lolcow: ADF

Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: Penny

Fresh Meat: ILJ

Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Amy

Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Staph

Best Lolcow-Related Video: Gunt&CWC

Best Lolcow Meltdown: Mary
 
dirt lamb

dirt lamb

professional kidnappers are russian bro
True & Honest Fan
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Joined
Jul 16, 2019
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Ethan Ralph
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: Anisa Jomha
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Byuu
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: CommieDickGurl
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: Creepshow Art
  • Best F-Tier Lolcow: Mika Hyakuya
  • Best Dramacow: CommieDickGurl
  • Best Artcow: Creepshow
  • Best Careercow: Jim Sterling
  • Best Skitzocow: Dana Marie Cain
  • Best Horrorcow: Dr. Kathy Rumer
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: Anisa Jomha
  • Breaker of Scales: Saggi
  • Best Lolcow Community: IP2
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Hasan Piker
  • Best Furfag: David A. Dieter
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: LONG LIVE ADF
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: Rioley Ravioli
  • Fresh Meat: Dr. Kathy Rumer
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Amy Carlson
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: toe fungus
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: Buck Breaking
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: HURT HURT HURT HURT
 
Cilleystring

Cilleystring

"Taylor Swift will soon be my maid servant"
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Joined
Nov 17, 2017
I put NAs for the categories I have little to no knowledge on as I feel voting would just be a waste/contributing to a popularity contest

Best S-Tier Lolcow: Russell Greer
Best A-Tier Lolcow: Melinda Scott
Best B-Tier Lolcow: Byuu
Best C-Tier Lolcow: Carson King "107 hours logged" lol
Best D-Tier Lolcow: NA
Best F-Tier Lolcow: NA
Best Dramacow: NA
Best Artcow: Sophie Labelle
Best Careercow: Tariq Nasheed
Best Skitzocow: NA
Best Horrorcow: Kevin Gibes
Queen of the Beauty Parlour: Anisa
Breaker of Scales: Chantal
Best Lolcow Community: The Tranch
Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Ethan Klein
Best Furfag: JACOB MOTHAFUCKIN BLAUSTEIN BITCHES
Best Rat King Lolcow: NA
Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: Bonnie
Fresh Meat: ILJ
Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: NA
Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Burger Den
Best Lolcow-Related Video: Yo Yovanna by Russ Greer
Best Lolcow Meltdown: Blake Hobbs for the pure entitlement of that meltdown
 
Norman B. Normal

Norman B. Normal

Pronouns: Your Excellency / His Excellency
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Jul 19, 2019
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Isabella Loretta Janke
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: Lou Gagliardi
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Alyssa "Kindness" Frauens
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: Bardfinn
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: Mike Lindell
  • Best F-Tier Lolcow: N/A
  • Best Dramacow: Ripley Violet Tempest Storm
  • Best Artcow: Sophie LaBelle
  • Best Careercow: Lowtax
  • Best Skitzocow: Alyssa "Kindness" Frauens
  • Best Horrorcow: Kevin Gibes
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: N/A
  • Breaker of Scales: N/A
  • Best Lolcow Community: The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: N/A
  • Best Furfag: Lou Gagliardi
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Jimmy "Emmy Zhe" Radich
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: Alyssa "Kindness" Frauens
  • Fresh Meat: Isabella Loretta Janke
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Lowtax
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Toe Fungus/Isabella Loretta Janke
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: A Legend Falls/Ethan Ralph & CWC
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: Don't Call Me Sir/CommieDickGurl
 
NotYourMom

NotYourMom

Smashing box in a Walmart back room
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Joined
Apr 6, 2021
 
Boris Blank's glass eye

Boris Blank's glass eye

I just play vicious games.
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Feb 13, 2020
  • S-tier: Kevin Gibes
  • A-tier: Louis Dominic Gagliardi III
  • B-tier: Byuu
  • C-tier: Bryan Dunn/KoP
  • Dramacow: CommieDickGurl
  • Artcow: Shadman
  • Careercow: infamous buck breaking fetishist Tariq Nasheed
  • MadCow: Alyssa Jo Frauens
  • Horrorcow: Kevin Gibes
  • Beauty Parlor: shoe0nhead
  • Best Community: Tran Ranch
  • Internet Famous: boogie1488
  • Furfag: Louis Dominic Gagliardi III
  • Rat King: ADF
  • KGIU: Brett Gaetano Lemke
  • Fresh Meat: JOHN "JACK MURPHY" GOLDMAN
  • Put to Pasture: Lowtax
  • Picture: "#superstraight dudes" by Stephanie Cianfriglia
  • Video: Buck Breaking
  • Meltdown: Message to Hasbro
 
LemonKingLover

LemonKingLover

kiwifarms.net
Joined
Jun 26, 2020
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Ethan Ralph
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: Lowtax
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Byuu
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: Steven Joel Akins/ Penelope Verity Oaken/ Bardfinn
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: CreepshowArt
  • Best F-Tier Lolcow: Romana Didulo/ "Queen of Canada"
  • Best Dramacow:
  • Best Artcow: Shadbase
  • Best Careercow: Jim Sterling/ Stephanie Sterling
  • Best Mad Cow: Amos Yee
  • Best Horrorcow: Isabella Loretta Janke
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: Shoe0nhead
  • Breaker of Scales: Chantal
  • Best Lolcow Community: The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch/ The Tranch
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Nick Fuentes
  • Best Furfag: Graeme Kelly/ IrishBrony1988
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Guillame Labelle/ Sophie Labelle Verville/ Assigned Male
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: N/A
  • Fresh Meat: Dr. Kathy Rumer
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Brandon Asher/ Bashurverse
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: SuperStraight Selfie
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: Shart
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: Don't Call Me Sir
 
Il Latte Materno

Il Latte Materno

Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta!
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Jan 26, 2021
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Ethan Ralph, for purely embracing being a fat waste of space. Most delusional man on the board, and doesn't even have crippling autism to excuse his fantasies of fame.
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: Boogie2988 (RIP)
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Byuu, an absolute nobody who broke the internet by faking his death
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: CommieDickGurl, for services in Troon Studies.
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: Creepshow Art, for best eGirl self destruction.
  • Best F-Tier Lolcow: N/A
  • Best Dramacow: Danielle Muscato, for being the most brave transgender bearded bald woman and still having the balls to keep it going.
  • Best Artcow: Assigned Male, for most bizzare reintroduction to relevancy. Shadbase drawing kids is just standard. Labelle drawing furry porn to real life babies was just horrific.
  • Best Careercow: Jim Sterling, for biggest grifting fat tub of bullshit I've ever seen. Like a melted Jabba the Hutt decorated with the cheapest makeup in the CVS aisle.
  • Best Skitzocow: Amos Yee, for actually getting sent to jail.
  • Best Horrorcow: Isabella Loretta Janke, for [REDACTED BY GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS]
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: Onision I suppose
  • Breaker of Scales: The 1,000,000 lbs Sisters
  • Best Lolcow Community: Super Smash Bros Community, for their youth programs
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Contrapoints, for most self aware in that one day they will see the light and realise they're the cancer.
  • Best Furfag: acekatt, just because
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Assigned Male perhaps
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: ~
  • Fresh Meat: Janke
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Lowtax
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: "I am the new Rosa Parks"
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: The Shart heard around the world
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: Don't Call Me (A Man) Sir
 
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