- Joined
- Oct 17, 2017
- Best S-Tier Lolcow: Ethan Ralph / #Killstream
- Best A-Tier Lolcow: June Lapine/Laporta / Shoe0nhead
- Best B-Tier Lolcow: Ethan Klein
- Best C-Tier Lolcow: Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/
- Best D-Tier Lolcow: Mya West / Playmatetessi
- Best F-Tier Lolcow: Caroline Schmitz / Caroline Georges
- Best Dramacow: Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / The Thinkery
- Best Artcow: Guillaume Labelle / Sophie Labelle Verville / Assigned Male
- Best Careercow: Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt
- Best Skitzocow: Amos Yee
- Best Horrorcow: DESMOND IS AMAZING / desmondisamazing / Wendylou, Andrew, & Desmond Napoles
- Queen of the Beauty Parlour: Anisa Jomha
- Breaker of Scales: Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty
- Best Lolcow Community: The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / "The Tranch"
- Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Hasan Piker / HasanAbi
- Best Furfag: David A. Dieter
- Best Rat King Lolcow: Guillaume Labelle / Sophie Labelle Verville / Assigned Male
- Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: Alyssa Jo Frauens / Kindness / KindKinkster
- Fresh Meat: Jack Murphy / John Murphy Goldman / Liminal Order
- Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
- Best Lolcow-Related Pic: "Toe Fungus" (Isabella Loretta Janke)
- Best Lolcow-Related Video: "January 6 Livestream" (Anthime Joseph Gionet / Baked Alaska)
- Best Lolcow Meltdown: Holland Proudfoot, "Alice's Meltdown"