The Julays Seventh Annual Lolcow Awards 2021 - Results are out! - SIX Lolcow of the Year awards. All your favorite cows. Winners have been announced and vote totals posted!

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kiwifarms.net
Joined
Mar 22, 2021
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Isabella Loretta Janke
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: Steven Jason Williams / boogie2988
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Ethan Klein
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: Carson King / CallMeCarson
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow:
  • Best F-Tier Lolcow:
  • Best Dramacow:
  • Best Artcow:
  • Best Careercow: Jim Sterling / Stephanie Sterling
  • Best Skitzocow: Amos Yee
  • Best Horrorcow: Isabella Loretta Janke
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: shoe0nhead
  • Breaker of Scales:
  • Best Lolcow Community: IP2
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Steven Jason Williams / boogie2988
  • Best Furfag:
  • Best Rat King Lolcow:
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow:
  • Fresh Meat: Isabella Loretta Janke
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow:
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Toe fungus
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: A Legend Falls
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: Christian Weston Chandler, "Direct Message to Hasbro"
 

Athena's Biggest Fan

*huuugs*
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Aug 25, 2020
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Ethan Ralph
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: Louis Gagliardi
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Byuu
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: Toggle The Rat
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: Mike Lindell
  • Best F-Tier Lolcow: Romana Didulo
  • Best Dramacow: Blake Howard Hobbes
  • Best Artcow: Shadbase
  • Best Careercow: Lowtax
  • Best Skitzocow: Amos Yee
  • Best Horrorcow: Kevin Gibes
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: Onision
  • Breaker of Scales: Amberlynn Reid
  • Best Lolcow Community: The Tranch
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Contrapoints
  • Best Furfag: Louie Gagliardi / Whatever the fuck his name is this week
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Sapphixy
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: Brett Gaetano Lemke
  • Fresh Meat: Hasan Piker
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Lowtax
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: The New Rosa Parks
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: A Legend Falls
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: Don't Call Me Sir
 

Festivus

kiwifarms.net
Joined
May 9, 2020
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Ethan Ralph
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: Baked Alaska
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Drachenlord
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: Jack Murphy
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: Mike Lindell (MyPillow)
  • Best F-Tier Lolcow: Doug Jackson
  • Best Dramacow: Amanda Turcol (LadyALT69)
  • Best Artcow: Shad
  • Best Careercow: Tariq Nasheed
  • Best Skitzocow: Stone-Man-Warrior
  • Best Horrorcow: Kevin Gibes (TransSalamander)
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: Onision
  • Breaker of Scales: Chantal Sarault
  • Best Lolcow Community: QAnon Qommunity
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Ethan Klein
  • Best Furfag: Graeme Kelly (Irishbrony1988)
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Steven Joel Akins/Penelope "Penny" Verity Oaken
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: Alyssa Frauens
  • Fresh Meat: Jack Murphy
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Bashurverse
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: "SuperStraight Selfie"
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: "A Legend Falls"
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: "Direct Message to Hasbro"
 

Hanamura

Darkness, endless, despair, fear no more
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Nov 3, 2015
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Isabella Loretta Janke
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Shaddai "Shadman" Prejean / Shadman / Shadbase
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow:
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: Shannon Campbell / CreepShow Art
  • Best F-Tier Lolcow:
  • Best Dramacow:
  • Best Artcow: Guillaume Labelle / Sophie Labelle Verville / Assigned Male
  • Best Careercow: Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
  • Best Skitzocow:
  • Best Horrorcow: Isabella Loretta Janke
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: Gregory Jackson / Onision
  • Breaker of Scales:
  • Best Lolcow Community: QAnon Qommunity
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Clayton Ray Huff / Dream
  • Best Furfag:
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Guillaume Labelle / Sophie Labelle Verville / Assigned Male
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow:
  • Fresh Meat: Isabella Loretta Janke
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: "I am the new Rosa Parks" (Nick Fuentes)
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: "A Legend Falls" (Ethan Ralph + Christian Weston Chandler)
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: Christian Weston Chandler, "Direct Message to Hasbro"
 

HanSolo

kiwifarms.net
Joined
Feb 9, 2013
 

Mary Lee Harvey Walsh

JFK's Love Quest Ender
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Mar 17, 2019
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Ethan Ralph
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: N/A
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Hasan Piker
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: CommieDickGurl
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: CreepShow Art
  • Best F-Tier Lolcow: N/A
  • Best Dramacow: CommieDickGurl
  • Best Artcow: CreepShow Art
  • Best Careercow: Tariq Nasheed
  • Best Skitzocow: Amos Yee
  • Best Horrorcow: Isabelle Loretta Janke
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: Onision
  • Breaker of Scales: Tammy Slayton
  • Best Lolcow Community: TikTok
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Hasan Piker
  • Best Furfag: N/A
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Assigned Male
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: N/A
  • Fresh Meat: Isabella Loretta Janke
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Amy Carlson
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: SuperStraight Selfie
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: A Legend Falls
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: Don't Call Me Sir
 

internet observer

that's boring, you're boring
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Sep 12, 2019
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Chantal Sarault
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: Lou Gagliardi
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Kindness
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: Blake Hobbs
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: Mike Lindell
  • Best F-Tier Lolcow: Patrick Robitsch
  • Best Dramacow: Amanda Turcoi
  • Best Artcow: Shadman
  • Best Careercow: Jim Sterling
  • Best Skitzocow: Kindness
  • Best Horrorcow: Kevin Gibes
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: Shoe0nhead
  • Breaker of Scales: Chantal Sarault
  • Best Lolcow Community: The Tranch
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: h3h3
  • Best Furfag: Lou Gagliardi
  • Best Rat King Lolcow : Sophie Labelle
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: Kindness
  • Fresh Meat: Kindness
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Lowtax
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: SuperStraight
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: A Legend Falls
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: Blake Hobbs
 

Itspinklava

We must revel in this revealeen moment
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Nov 13, 2019
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Chantal Sarault
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: Josh Saunders
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Kelly Ronahan
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: Patrick Sean Tomlinson
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: Mike Lindell
  • Best F-Tier Lolcow: no vote
  • Best Dramacow: Patrick Sean Tomlinson
  • Best Artcow: Ben Garrison
  • Best Careercow: Tim Pool
  • Best Skitzocow: Connor Murphy
  • Best Horrorcow: Kevin Gibes
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: Robyn Grogitsky-Ramirez
  • Breaker of Scales: Anna O’Brien
  • Best Lolcow Community: The Tranch
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Nick Fuentes
  • Best Furfag: Lou Gagliardi
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Kengel
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: Mode View
  • Fresh Meat: Isabella Loretta Janke
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Lowtax
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Sports Illustrated Material -Anna O’Brien
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: A Legend Falls -Ethan Ralph
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: CWC Message to Hasbro
 

Cold Steel Brand Rep

Bad at lurking
kiwifarms.net
Joined
May 1, 2021
I love this dumb Twitter-ass energy, you guys are doing fantastic
S - Kevin Gibes
A - Lowtax
B - Bella Jankers
C - Alyssa Frauens
D - Cosmo Wright R.I.P.
F for fat - Chantal Sarault
 

Nondescript Autist

One of paper, four of coin
kiwifarms.net
Joined
May 14, 2020
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Ethan Ralph
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: Lowtax
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Byuu
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: CommieDickGurl
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: Project CWC Islam
  • Best F-Tier Lolcow:
  • Best Dramacow: CommieDickGurl
  • Best Artcow: Shadman
  • Best Careercow: Lowtax
  • Best Skitzocow: Kindness
  • Best Horrorcow: Isabella Loretta Janke
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: Anisa
  • Breaker of Scales: Chantal
  • Best Lolcow Community: Tranch
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Dream
  • Best Furfag:
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Kengle
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow:
  • Fresh Meat: Isabella
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Lowtax
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: SuperStraight
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: A Legend Falls
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: Direct Message to Hasbro
 

Captain Manning

True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Jul 13, 2017
I am still accepting nominations for Best Lolcow Pic since I didn't receive a ton of submissions that fit the requisite time frame - the image MUST be from 2021.

I dunno if this is what you're looking for, but... When his thread went up in October, it was soon pointed out that the skin texture on Spectre's face closely resembles the texture on Ralph's gunt. Particularly around the cheek and chin areas.

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Neither of those pics are from 2021, however this one very definately is, and I think it still makes the point:

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Screencap is from a Youtube video dated October 3rd, 2021, based on his hooded sweatshirt.

Credit goes to @Welcome to the Show for first pointing this out.
 

Thots & Prayers

I'm a motherfuckin' Internet Institution
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Aug 11, 2016
Best S-Tier Lolcow: Ethan Ralph / #Killstream
Best A-Tier Lolcow: Anthime Joseph Gionet / Baked Alaska
Best B-Tier Lolcow: Kelly Ronahan
Best C-Tier Lolcow: Blake Howard Hobbs / CommieDickGurl
Best D-Tier Lolcow: Mike Lindell / "The MyPillow guy"

Best Artcow: Shannon Campbell / CreepShow Art
Best Skitzocow: Dana Marie Cain / Oracle of Venus
Best Horrorcow: Isabella Loretta Janke

Queen of the Beauty Parlor: Jodee Norene Kalra / Royal Black
Breaker of Scales: Tammy Slaton / 1000 lb Sisters
Best Lolcow Community: IP2 Community
Fresh Meat: Jack Murphy / John Murphy Goldman / Liminal Order
Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka

Best Lolcow-Related Pic: "Toe Fungus" (Isabella Loretta Janke)
Best Lolcow-Related Video: January 6 Livestream" (Anthime Joseph Gionet / Baked Alaska
Best Lolcow Meltdown: Holland Proudfoot, "Alice's Meltdown"
 

Vamp Soulja

No homo but my blunt look like a dick
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Aug 1, 2021
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Russell Greer
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: Lou Gagliardi / acekatt
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Byuu / Near
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: Patrick Sean Tomlinson / StealthyGeek
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: Michael Bijan Afghani / Project CWC Islam
  • Best F-Tier Lolcow: Patrick C Robitsch / PhantomRoxas
  • Best Dramacow: Brett Gaetano Lemke / Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Rioley Ravioli
  • Best Artcow: Shaddai "Shadman" Prejean / Shadbase
  • Best Careercow: Bob Chipman / moviebob
  • Best Skitzocow: Alyssa Jo Frauens / Kindness / KindKinkster
  • Best Horrorcow: Isabella Loretta Janke
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw
  • Breaker of Scales: Anna O'Brien / GlitterAndLazers
  • Best Lolcow Community: The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / "The Tranch"
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Anthime Joseph Gionet / Baked Alaska
  • Best Furfag: Lou Gagliardi / acekatt
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Emmy Zje / James Gregory Radich
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: Brett Gaetano Lemke / Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Rioley Ravioli
  • Fresh Meat: Isabella Loretta Janke
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: MEAT
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: Buck Breaking
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: Direct Message to Hasbro
 

Mr Sister

sickening pissening revolting insulting
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Jun 1, 2019
When is voting ending? When are winners being announced?
 

Drowningman

Don't you Charlie Chan me Buster!
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Feb 10, 2020
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Russell Greer
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: Melinda Leigh Scott
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Byuu
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: Jack Murphy
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: Mike Lindell
  • Best F-Tier Lolcow: Doug Jackson
  • Best Dramacow: Blake Hobbs
  • Best Artcow: StoneToss
  • Best Careercow: Lowtax (RIP)
  • Best Skitzocow: Amos Yee
  • Best Horrorcow: Isabella Loretta Janke
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: shoe0nhead
  • Breaker of Scales: *
  • Best Lolcow Community: QAnon
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: ContraPoints
  • Best Furfag: Graeme Kelly
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Kengle
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: *
  • Fresh Meat: Jack Murphy
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Lowtax
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Burger Den
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: Shart
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: Blake Hobbs
BOOYAH
 

Frofo Baggis

Reset the counter, pedo Kelly is at it again
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Jun 16, 2020
  • Best S-Tier Lolcow: Ethan Ralph
  • Best A-Tier Lolcow: Shoe0nhead
  • Best B-Tier Lolcow: Byuu
  • Best C-Tier Lolcow: Graeme Kelly
  • Best D-Tier Lolcow: *
  • Best F-Tier Lolcow: *
  • Best Dramacow: Patrick S Tomlinson (Fatrick)
  • Best Artcow: Ben Garrison
  • Best Careercow: moviebob
  • Best Skitzocow: *
  • Best Horrorcow: Isabella Loretta Janke
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour: shoe0nhead
  • Breaker of Scales: Amberlynn Reid
  • Best Lolcow Community: *
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Contrapoints
  • Best Furfag: Graeme Kelly
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Sophie Labelle
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: *
  • Fresh Meat: Isabella Loretta Janke
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: *
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Toe Fungus
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: Buck Breaking
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: Don't Call Me Sir

    * for ones where i'm not familiar with any of the nominations
 
Joined
May 15, 2016
Best S-Tier Lolcow: Isabella Janke
Best A-Tier Lolcow: Rich Kyanka
Best B-Tier Lolcow: Byuu
Best C-Tier Lolcow: Bardfinn
Best D-Tier Lolcow: Tessi
Best F-Tier Lolcow: -
Best Dramacow: -
Best Artcow: Shadman
Best Careercow: Lowtax
Best Skitzocow: -
Best Horrorcow: Lucas Werner
Queen of the Beauty Parlour: -
Breaker of Scales: -
Best Lolcow Community: IP2
Best Internet Famous Lolcow: -
Best Furfag: -
Best Rat King Lolcow: Bardfinn
Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: Rioley
Fresh Meat: Isabella Janke
Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Rich Kyanka
Best Lolcow-Related Pic: MEAT
Best Lolcow-Related Video: JFS (video sucks tbh but I just like king cobra)
Best Lolcow Meltdown: -

Best Lolcow Award: Lowtax (Goodnight Sweet Prince)
Worst Lolcow Fanwork: That picture of the pink haired fat chick. FFS remove that it's disgusting and always visible (on both sides of the screen, even), at least change its location
 

AfghanBlue

kiwifarms.net
Joined
Feb 2, 2021
cant believe PhilosophyTroon wasnt nominated.

his thread has blossomed to 200 pages since just under a year ago, AND he inspired like 20 new people to even make an account here, specifically in order to rip on him.