The Julays Seventh Annual Lolcow Awards 2021 - Results are out! - SIX Lolcow of the Year awards. All your favorite cows. Winners have been announced and vote totals posted!

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Sharklaser

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Used Homunculi Salesman

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:gunt: This is the year of the Ralphamale. I can feel it. :gunt:

 

Ramona

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• Best S-Tier Lolcow: Chantal 🍑

• Best A-Tier Lolcow: King Cobra JFS all hail Cobra's Magic

• Best B-Tier Lolcow: Alyssa/Kindness

• Best C-Tier Lolcow: Jack Murphy and the Ligma Order

• Best D-Tier Lolcow: Mary the Murderer

• Best F-Tier Lolcow: Fat Heather the fake fag fuckboy

• Best Dramacow: Amanda Turcol the Goblin Queen

• Best Artcow: Shadman lol

• Best Careercow: Lowtax ( ꒦ິ⌑꒦ີ )

• Best Skitzocow: KINDNESS

• Best Horrorcow: KEVIN

• Queen of the Beauty Parlour: Lori the elderly ferret killer (and her Kevin)

• Breaker of Scales: Chantal obvi

• Best Lolcow Community: The Tranch

• Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Baked Alaska

• Best Furfag: The Korps

• Best Rat King Lolcow: ADF

• Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: Kindness

• Fresh Meat: KINDNESS

• Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Mother God

• Best Lolcow-Related Pic: MEAT

• Best Lolcow-Related Video: BUCK BREAKING

• Best Lolcow Meltdown: Privacy Complaints skip to part 5 if tldr get fucked Patrick lol
 

CoolGuy1488

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  • S-tier: Ethan "The Gunt" Ralph
  • A-tier: June "smol bean owo" Lapine
  • B-tier: Hasan "Nephew" Piker
  • C-tier: Jack "69 for 69" Murphy
  • D-tier: Kelly Karl Sleight
  • F-tier: Doug Jackson
  • Dramacow: Blake "get my chick for my sliced up dick" howard hobbes
  • Artcow: Guillamale "clips for krinkles" labelle/assigned male
  • Carecow: Tariq "Bucked for a couple of bucks" Na'sneed
  • Madcow: Connor "Iowaska is a hell of a drug" Murphy
  • Horrorcow: Jonathan "Pool party" Yaniv
  • Queen of the beauty parlor: Gregory "kabucha" Jackson onison
  • Breaker of scales: Amberlyn Reid
  • Lolcow community: IP2
  • Internet Famous: Nick "age of consent is a feminist construct" Fuentes
  • all the rest: N/A
 

Hamplanet Fitness

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Half of the votes posted in this thread + all votes from my inbox have been tallied up. I'm calling the races that are not close; final vote totals will be posted as I finish the full count over the next few days. Here's what I can tell y'all right now:

Best S-Tier Lolcow: Ethan Ralph / #Killstream
Best A-Tier Lolcow: Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
Best B-Tier Lolcow: Byuu/Near
Best C-Tier Lolcow: Jack Murphy / John Murphy Goldman / Liminal Order

Best Artcow: Shaddai "Shadman' Prejean
Best Mad Cow: Amos Yee
Best Horrorcow: Isabella Loretta Janke

Breaker of Scales: Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty

Best Lolcow Community: The Tranch
Best Rat King Lolcow: "Assigned Male" by Sophie Labelle Verville / Guillaume Labelle

Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / KindKinkster
Fresh Meat: Isabella Loretta Janke
Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka

Best Lolcow Pic: "Toe fungus", Isabella Loretta Janke
 
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Doctor of Autism

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Half of the votes posted in this thread + all votes from my inbox have been tallied up. I'm calling the races that are not close; final vote totals will be posted as I finish the full count over the next few days. Here's what I can tell y'all right now:

Best S-Tier Lolcow: Ethan Ralph / #Killstream
Best A-Tier Lolcow: Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
Best B-Tier Lolcow: Byuu/Near
Best C-Tier Lolcow: Jack Murphy / John Murphy Goldman / Liminal Order

Best Artcow: Shaddai "Shadman' Prejean
Best Mad Cow: Amos Yee
Best Horrorcow: Isabella Loretta Janke

Breaker of Scales: Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty

Best Lolcow Community: The Tranch
Best Rat King Lolcow: "Assigned Male" by Sophie Labelle Verville / Guillaume Labelle

Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / KindKinkster
Fresh Meat: Isabella Loretta Janke
Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka

Best Lolcow Pic: "Toe fungus", Isabella Loretta Janke
In the end would you still highlight OPL as Lolcow of the Year, would feel fitting to put that with the final results IMO
 

Polyboros2

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Lolcow video of the year was such a strong category, going back over the list to see who won I kept thinking "How did none of these win?" And they get to the last one, and yeah, no contest Chris-chan being arrested over the screams of "KILLSTREAM!" clearly was the winner. It was like poetry, the predominant cow of the forums title was spiritually transferred at that moment.
 

Return of the Freaker

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Lolcow video of the year was such a strong category, going back over the list to see who won I kept thinking "How did none of these win?" And they get to the last one, and yeah, no contest Chris-chan being arrested over the screams of "KILLSTREAM!" clearly was the winner. It was like poetry, the predominant cow of the forums title was spiritually transferred at that moment.
Yeah. I'm a little disappointed Buck Breaking didn't get it because that was probably the best movie night of the year
 

Doctor of Autism

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Only disappointment is that I wish Chris’ rant to Hasbro won but I can blame that on Hasbro destroying the timeline and being the real reason “Jesus” had been arrested