The Julays Sixth Annual Lolcow Awards 2020 - Voting has concluded! - Vote in the Lolcow of the Year thread!

Hamplanet Fitness

I am an honor student at the college of gay
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VOTE NOW in the Lolcow of the Year thread!

Worldwide lockdowns didn't deter lolcows from being their exceptional selves, and numerous new sideshows reared their ugly heads this past year.

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(First Year / Second Year / Third Year / Fourth Year / Fifth Year)

The Julays are an award ceremony for Lolcows. The various awards are divided up by subforum or thread tag.

Changes Since Last Year

There is no nomination round this year. This saves time and streamlines the process. We know who's done the most this year.

Yaniv, CWC, DSP, ALR, and Gunt all have automatic entry into the finals. 15 other lolcows will join them, based on bracket performance, total votes, and noteworthy activity. Who will they be?

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Main Forum
  • Best Artcow of 2020: The best lolcow who has a Artcow prefix thread or is only known for their art.
  • Best Careercow of 2020: The best lolcow who has a Careercow prefix thread.
  • Best Mad Cow of 2020: The best lolcow who has a Skitzocow prefix thread.
  • Best Horrorcow of 2020: The best lolcow who has a Horrorcow prefix thread or is a Horrorcow from another subforum.
  • Best Cultcow of 2020: The best lolcow who has a Cultcow prefix thread.
  • Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow of 2020: Self-explanatory. Also includes Internationale Clique, Tooter, and Wu.
Beauty Parlour
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2020: The best lolcow who has a thread in the Beauty Parlour subforum. Vote for two lolcows for this award.
  • Trainwreck of the Year 2020: The best lolcow who has a thread tagged Trainwreck in the Beauty Parlour subforum.
  • Breaker of Scales of 2020: The best lolcow who has a thread in the Deathfat subforum. Vote for two lolcows for this award.
  • Best Tumblrina of 2020: The best Tumblrina who has a thread in the Tumblr subforum.
Lower Forums & Other
  • Best Furfag of 2020: The best lolcow who has a thread in the Animal Control subforum.
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow of 2020: The best lolcow who has a thread in the Internet Famous Subforum. Vote for three lolcows for this award.
  • Best Rat King Lolcow of 2020: The best lolcow who has a thread in the Rat Kings subforum.
  • Best Weeb Warrior of 2020: The best lolcow from the Weeb Wars subforum.
  • Fresh Meat: The best new lolcow of 2020. Vote for two lolcows for this award.
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow of 2020: Some lolcows didn't survive the year, but only one of our dearly departed will take home this award.
The following categories won't make it into the final Lolcow of the Year voting, but are also being awarded.
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Basically, just any picture from a lolcow itself posted in 2020 that makes you laugh. Picture itself must be done in 2019. The picture can be anything. Please include a source/link for a thread post that contains said pic!
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: Nominate the most entertaining lolcow-related video made in 2020. Please include a source/link for the video!
  • Best Lolcow Fanwork: The best fanwork for lolcows made in 2020. Can be fanart, or readings. You must post the link to them though.
  • Best Yaniv Moment: The best moment from Yaniv and/or his mother.
  • Best CWC Moment: The best moment from Chris.
How were the nominees for each category chosen?

Thread activity and front-page features. I tried to ensure a mix of new and old threads.

Best Artcow:


Best Careercow:


Best Mad Cow:


Best Horrorcow:


Best Cultcow:


Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow:


Queen of the Beauty Parlour:

Vote for 2 lolcows.


Breaker of Scales:

Vote for 2 lolcows.


Best Trainwreck:


Best Internet Famous Lolcow:

Vote for 3 lolcows.


Best Furfag:


Best Rat King Lolcow:


Best Tumblrina:


Best Weeb Warrior:


Fresh Meat:

Vote for 2 lolcows.


Best Put to Pasture Lolcow:


The other awards have been migrated to the Lolcow of the Year thread.

How to Vote

Message me with your votes or post them in this thread. You can use this template:

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  • Best Careercow:
  • Best Skitzocow:
  • Best Horrorcow:
  • Best Cultcow:
  • Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow:
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1:
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2:
  • Breaker of Scales 1:
  • Breaker of Scales 2:
  • Best Trainwreck:
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1:
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2:
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3:
  • Best Furfag:
  • Best Rat King Lolcow:
  • Best Tumblrina:
  • Best Weeb Warrior:
  • Fresh Meat 1:
  • Fresh Meat 2:
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow:
  • Best Yaniv Moment:
  • Best CWC Moment:
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic:
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video:
  • Best Lolcow Fanwork:
 
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The Pink Panther

The Nigga Panther
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  • Best Artcow: Stonetoss
  • Best Careercow: Andrew Dobson
  • Best Skitzocow: Amos Yee
  • Best Horrorcow: Schofield
  • Best Cultcow: Russell Geer
  • Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Brianna Wu
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: IAmJazz
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Blaire White
  • Breaker of Scales 1: Nikocado Avacado
  • Breaker of Scales 2: Charlie Coal
  • Best Trainwreck: Pamela Swain
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: YOBA
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Arin Hanson
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: H3H3
  • Best Furfag: Pyrocynical
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: ADF
  • Best Tumblrina: Assigned Male
  • Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekeita
  • Fresh Meat 1: Nick Fuentes
  • Fresh Meat 2: Pyrocynical
  • Best Put To Pasture: The 41%er
 

JuanButNotForgotten

Friendly Mexican Ghost
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I didn't know who vote for in the half of the nominations, so I voted for ones that I knew something about. Why does it remind me of the elections in my country so much?
 

Sexy Senior Citizen

Classy.
True & Honest Fan
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Good luck to all our contestants! May the biggest loser win!
 

Aaa0aaa0

internet sticker enthusiast
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  • Best Careercow: Moviebob
  • Best Horrorcow: Kevin Gibes
  • Best Cultcow: Yandev (& DSP)
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Momokun
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Luna Slater
  • Best Trainwreck: Pam for president
  • Best Furfag: Lou
  • Best Tumblrina: destinytomoon
  • Fresh Meat 1: Kevin Gibes
  • Fresh Meat 2: Lou
Excited for the results!
 

Viridian

Phthalo green is a basic bitch.
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Neko GF

*Infringes on your copyright*
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ducktales4gameboy

ratatouille is people
kiwifarms.net
  • Best Artcow: Andrew Dobson
  • Best Careercow: Lowtax
  • Best Cultcow: Yandev
  • Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: CWC
  • Breaker of Scales 1: Amberlynn Reid
  • Breaker of Scales 2: Nikocado Avacado
  • Best Trainwreck: Onision
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Boogie2988
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Dax Herrera
  • Best Put To Pasture Lolcow: Fedsmoker
 

Nguyen Van Phuoc

Next time I want a girl w/o a receding hairline
kiwifarms.net
  • Best Artcow: Shadman
  • Best Careercow: MovieBlob
  • Best Skitzocow: henstepl
  • Best Horrorcow: Schofield Productions
  • Best Cultcow: YanDev
  • Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Tommy Tooter
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: iDubbz Girlfriend
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Momokun
  • Breaker of Scales 1: Nikocado Avocado
  • Breaker of Scales 2: Tess Holliday
  • Best Trainwreck: Onision
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: h3h3
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Boogie
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Baked Alaska
  • Best Furfag: Pyro
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Secret Gamer Girl
  • Best Tumblrina: Assigned Male
  • Best Weeb Warrior: Ron Toye
  • Fresh Meat 1: Pokimane
  • Fresh Meat 2: Nick Fuentes
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: Gunt Tape
 
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Canned Bread

Wow, they have it!
kiwifarms.net
Best Careercow: Lowtax
Best Cultcow: YandereDev
Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Melinda Scott
Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Pokimane
Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Momokun
Best Trainwreck: Onision
Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Ethan Klein
Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Keemstar
Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Dick Masterson
Best Rat King Lolcow: Kengle
Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekita
Fresh Meat 1: People's Populist Press
Fresh Meat 2: Shane Dawson
Best CWC Moment: BABScon getting cancelled
Best Lolcow-Related Video: Gunt's Sex Tape
 

CivilianOfTheFandomWars

Living It
True & Honest Fan
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  • Best Careercow: Lowtax, because holy shit this year was bad for him.
  • Best Skitzocow: Fedsmoker, God Rest His Soul
  • Best Horrorcow: Kevin Gibes, the man the myth the hole
  • Breaker of Scales 1: Chantal, of course
  • Breaker of Scales 2: Amy Ramadan, inshalla
  • Best Trainwreck: Onision, shit got weird
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Dick Masterson, just for how he was the centerpiece of how much insane shit went down this year.
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Baked Alaska, because he actually got arrested.
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Write in, but Digibro. He got cucked by the Gunt, changed genders, and I think is now sucking cock.
  • Best Furfag: Pyrocynical, to remind us why furries deserve to be made fun of.
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: ADF, my main nigga. The classics never die, and he came back with a vengeance.
  • Best Tumblrina: Assigned Male, for keeping the spirit of Tumblr alive.
  • Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekieta, that thot.
  • Fresh Meat 1: Kevin Gibes, BART GET OUT! IM DILATE!
  • Fresh Meat 2: Pyrocynical, vore me daddy uwu
  • Best Put To Pasture: Fedsmoker, the man who has a little bit of himself inside all of us
I’d not vote for the Zoosadists or offending pedos like Snakething and that other guy who got arrested because, really, I count them more as a ‘true crime’ thing than a ‘lolcow’ thing.
 
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