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Prediction: Ethan Klein is Lolcow of the Year 2022
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VOTE NOW in the Lolcow of the Year thread!
Worldwide lockdowns didn't deter lolcows from being their exceptional selves, and numerous new sideshows reared their ugly heads this past year.
(First Year / Second Year / Third Year / Fourth Year / Fifth Year)
The Julays are an award ceremony for Lolcows. The various awards are divided up by subforum or thread tag.
Changes Since Last Year
There is no nomination round this year. This saves time and streamlines the process. We know who's done the most this year.
Yaniv, CWC, DSP, ALR, and Gunt all have automatic entry into the finals. 15 other lolcows will join them, based on bracket performance, total votes, and noteworthy activity. Who will they be?
Main Forum
Thread activity and front-page features. I tried to ensure a mix of new and old threads.
Best Artcow:
Best Careercow:
Best Mad Cow:
Best Horrorcow:
Best Cultcow:
Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow:
Queen of the Beauty Parlour:
Vote for 2 lolcows.
Breaker of Scales:
Vote for 2 lolcows.
Best Trainwreck:
Best Internet Famous Lolcow:
Vote for 3 lolcows.
Best Furfag:
Best Rat King Lolcow:
Best Tumblrina:
Best Weeb Warrior:
Fresh Meat:
Vote for 2 lolcows.
Best Put to Pasture Lolcow:
The other awards have been migrated to the Lolcow of the Year thread.
How to Vote
Message me with your votes or post them in this thread. You can use this template:
Worldwide lockdowns didn't deter lolcows from being their exceptional selves, and numerous new sideshows reared their ugly heads this past year.
(First Year / Second Year / Third Year / Fourth Year / Fifth Year)
The Julays are an award ceremony for Lolcows. The various awards are divided up by subforum or thread tag.
Changes Since Last Year
There is no nomination round this year. This saves time and streamlines the process. We know who's done the most this year.
Yaniv, CWC, DSP, ALR, and Gunt all have automatic entry into the finals. 15 other lolcows will join them, based on bracket performance, total votes, and noteworthy activity. Who will they be?
Main Forum
- Best Artcow of 2020: The best lolcow who has a Artcow prefix thread or is only known for their art.
- Best Careercow of 2020: The best lolcow who has a Careercow prefix thread.
- Best Mad Cow of 2020: The best lolcow who has a Skitzocow prefix thread.
- Best Horrorcow of 2020: The best lolcow who has a Horrorcow prefix thread or is a Horrorcow from another subforum.
- Best Cultcow of 2020: The best lolcow who has a Cultcow prefix thread.
- Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow of 2020: Self-explanatory. Also includes Internationale Clique, Tooter, and Wu.
- Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2020: The best lolcow who has a thread in the Beauty Parlour subforum. Vote for two lolcows for this award.
- Trainwreck of the Year 2020: The best lolcow who has a thread tagged Trainwreck in the Beauty Parlour subforum.
- Breaker of Scales of 2020: The best lolcow who has a thread in the Deathfat subforum. Vote for two lolcows for this award.
- Best Tumblrina of 2020: The best Tumblrina who has a thread in the Tumblr subforum.
- Best Furfag of 2020: The best lolcow who has a thread in the Animal Control subforum.
- Best Internet Famous Lolcow of 2020: The best lolcow who has a thread in the Internet Famous Subforum. Vote for three lolcows for this award.
- Best Rat King Lolcow of 2020: The best lolcow who has a thread in the Rat Kings subforum.
- Best Weeb Warrior of 2020: The best lolcow from the Weeb Wars subforum.
- Fresh Meat: The best new lolcow of 2020. Vote for two lolcows for this award.
- Best Put to Pasture Lolcow of 2020: Some lolcows didn't survive the year, but only one of our dearly departed will take home this award.
- Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Basically, just any picture from a lolcow itself posted in 2020 that makes you laugh. Picture itself must be done in 2019. The picture can be anything. Please include a source/link for a thread post that contains said pic!
- Best Lolcow-Related Video: Nominate the most entertaining lolcow-related video made in 2020. Please include a source/link for the video!
- Best Lolcow Fanwork: The best fanwork for lolcows made in 2020. Can be fanart, or readings. You must post the link to them though.
- Best Yaniv Moment: The best moment from Yaniv and/or his mother.
- Best CWC Moment: The best moment from Chris.
Thread activity and front-page features. I tried to ensure a mix of new and old threads.
Best Artcow:
- Amanda Turcol / Amari Turcol / LadyALT69 5
- StoneToss 23 *WINNER*
- Madd Wienecke / Matthew Paul Wienecke / stwawbwewymilk 6
- Shaddai "Shadman" Prejean / Shadman / Shadbase 13
- Ben Garrison write-in 1
Best Careercow:
Best Mad Cow:
Best Horrorcow:
- Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions 15
- Levi Dane Simmons / SnakeThing / nelizar 3
- Erica Raelene Gifford / Richard T. Gifford / Sissy Baby Pansy 4
- Jacob Sockness / Michiro Hutaki 3
- Kevin "Kathryn" Gibes / TransSalamander / Tenacious Unicorn Ranch 27 *WINNER*
- Lucas Werner 1
Best Cultcow:
- Russell Greer / theofficialinstaofrussellgreer 30 *WINNER*
- Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson 1
- Alexander Stuart Mahan / EvaXephon / Yanderedev 26
- Marjan Šiklić / ThatIncelBlogger 2
- Gail Chord Schuler write-in 1
Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow:
Queen of the Beauty Parlour:
Vote for 2 lolcows.
- Tearzah Hayes/ Dollieguts 6
- Jaron Seth Bloshinky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz 12
- Mariah Mallad / Momokun 20
- Imane Anys / Pokimane 11
- Blaire White / Robert Ryan White 9
- Chloe Wilkinson / DissociaDID and Nanette Zuniga / TeamPinata 10
- Luna Slater / funeral1996 9
- Anisa Jomha 22 *WINNER*
- VenusAngelic write-in 1
Breaker of Scales:
Vote for 2 lolcows.
- Jude Valentin /MermaidQueenJude 3
- Anna o' Brien / GlitterandLazers 2
- Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell 19
- Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels 3
- Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry 29
- Kelly Lenza / LividLipids 2
- Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty 36 *WINNER*
- Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven 10
- Charlene Katherine Dorlean / Charlie Gold 3
- Jennifer Gwen Ann Armstrong / LifebyJen 1
- ShannyForChrist write-in 1
Best Trainwreck:
- Jodee Norene Kalra / Jyoti Aishani Kalra / Royal Black 1
- Misty Ray Henry / Because ICAN 6
- Onision / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe 35 *WINNER*
- Pamela Swain / DocHoliday1977 12
- Caledonia Renee Packard / TheLyfeOfAFreeSpirit 2
- Eugenia Cooney write-in 1
Best Internet Famous Lolcow:
Vote for 3 lolcows.
- LeafyIsHere / Calvin Marquez 6
- VaushV / Ian Kochinski 7
- Stephan Robert "Steph" Loehr / FerociouslySteph 8
- shoe0nhead / June Lapine/Laporta 11
- Destiny / Steven Bonnell II 2
- Nicholas J. Fuentes / NickTheKnife 9
- Smugruko / Lory 1
- Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet 24
- Boogie2988 / Steven Jason Williams 27 *WINNER*
- Arin Hanson / Egoraptor / Grump 9
- Daniel Keem / KEEMSTAR 6
- Alinity Divine / Natalia Mogollon 5
- Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions 17
- Matt Jarbo / MundaneMatt 3
- Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson 19
- ContraPoints / William Nicholas Parrott / Natalie Wynn Parrott 4
- Write-ins: Digibro, Mr. Enter, Ryan Haywood, People's Populist Press 1 vote each
Best Furfag:
Best Rat King Lolcow:
Best Tumblrina:
- Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow (Ayla) Brown 7
- "Assigned Male" by Sophie Labelle Verville / Guillaume Labelle 32 *WINNER*
- Kayla Marie Waller / StraySheep 1
- Javiera Alegria Solar / DestinyToMoon 2
- Manolo Corobo / kiingcorobo 2
- Mallorie Jessica Udischas-Trojan / Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls 2
Best Weeb Warrior:
Fresh Meat:
Vote for 2 lolcows.
- Kevin "Kathryn" Gibes / TransSalamander / Tenacious Unicorn Ranch 25 *WINNER*
- Chloe Wilkinson / DissociaDID and Nanette Zuniga / TeamPinata 4
- Kelly Lenza / LividLipids 8
- Nicholas J. Fuentes / NickTheKnife 11
- Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels 1
- Shane Dawson / Shane Lee Yaw 14
- Imane Anys / Pokimane 7
- Ashton Parks / People's Populist Press 11
- Stephan Robert "Steph" Loehr / FerociouslySteph 3
- Jennifer Gwen Ann Armstrong / LifebyJen 3
- Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Alex "Ace" Maddox / acekatt 16
- Pyrocynical / Niall Comas 12
Best Put to Pasture Lolcow:
- Chris Chitwood / Yuki Rose (41%) 7
- Amanda/Amelia Baggs / witharoundsmoothstone (suspected bacterial infection) 6
- Conald Petersen / Fedsmoker (heart attack while driving) 22 *WINNER*
- Douglas Bryan Spink / Cross-Species Alliance (cancer) 7
- David Dees write-ins 2
The other awards have been migrated to the Lolcow of the Year thread.
How to Vote
Message me with your votes or post them in this thread. You can use this template:
- Best Artcow:
- Best Careercow:
- Best Skitzocow:
- Best Horrorcow:
- Best Cultcow:
- Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow:
- Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1:
- Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2:
- Breaker of Scales 1:
- Breaker of Scales 2:
- Best Trainwreck:
- Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1:
- Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2:
- Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3:
- Best Furfag:
- Best Rat King Lolcow:
- Best Tumblrina:
- Best Weeb Warrior:
- Fresh Meat 1:
- Fresh Meat 2:
- Best Put to Pasture Lolcow:
- Best Yaniv Moment:
- Best CWC Moment:
- Best Lolcow-Related Pic:
- Best Lolcow-Related Video:
- Best Lolcow Fanwork:
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