The Julays Sixth Annual Lolcow Awards 2020 - Voting has concluded! - Vote in the Lolcow of the Year thread!

[Rich Evans Apologist]

• Best Artcow: Shadman
• Best Careercow: Bob Chipman
• Best Skitzocow: Amos Yee
• Best Horrorcow: Kevin Gibes
• Best Cultcow: Russell Greer
• Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Tommy Tooter
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Momokun
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Jazz Jennings
• Breaker of Scales 1: Tess Holiday
• Breaker of Scales 2: Chantal Sarault
• Best Trainwreck: Onision
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Boogie2988
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Ethan Klein
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: FerociouslySteph
• Best Furfag: Louis Gagliardi
• Best Rat King Lolcow: Kengel
• Best Tumblrina: Assigned Male
• Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekieta
• Fresh Meat 1: Louis Gagliardi
• Fresh Meat 2: Kevin Gibes
• Best Put to Pasture: Chris Chitwood
• Best Yaniv Moment: Fatty got arrested, right? That'un
• Best CWC Moment: Hangin' with Barb in the Hospital
• Best Lolcow-Related Pic: https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/1607212856775-png.1769011/
• Best Lolcow-Related Video: Hangin' with Barb in the Hospital video (search function is AIDs atm so idk)

 

[Punished Spoon]

Animal Control/Furfag: Lou Gagliardi.
Scale breaker 1: Amy Ramadan
Scale breaker 2: Chantal
Horror cow: Kevin Gibes

 

[Jewthulhu]

• Best Artcow: Stonetoss
• Best Skitzocow: @henstepl
• Best Cultcow: Yanderedev
• Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Melinda Leigh Scott
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Chloe Wilkinson
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Dick Masterson
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Boogie2988
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Nick Fuentes
• Fresh Meat 1: Nick Fuentes
• Fresh Meat 2: PPP
• Best Put to Pasture: Fedsmoker
• Best Lolcow-Related Video:

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Best Careercow: Moviebob.
Best Horrorcow: Lucas Werner
Best Cultcow: Russell Greer.

The fact that these are all threads I participate on is completely incidental.

 

[Lurk]

My votes below: -

• Best Horrorcow: Kevin 'Kathryn' Gibes
• Best Cultcow: Russell Greer
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Chloe Wilkinson
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Luna Slater
• Breaker of Scales 1: Chantal Sarault
• Breaker of Scales 2: Amy Ramadan
• Best Trainwreck: Jodee Norene Kalra
• Best Furfag: Louis Gagliardi
• Fresh Meat 1: Louis Gagliardi
• Fresh Meat 2: Kevin 'Kathryn' Gibes
• Best Lolcow-related pic: Lou Gagliardi shoving a dirty finger into his diabetic foot ulcer: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/louis...1oness-lynn-brooks-acekatt.66344/post-7496800

Edited to add my vote for Lolcow-related pic

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Really, they're all winners.

• Best Artcow: Madd Wienecke / Matthew Paul Wienecke / stwawbwewymilk
• Best Horrorcow: Kevin "Kathryn" Gibes / TransSalamander / Tenacious Unicorn Ranch
• Best Furfag: Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Alex "Ace" Maddox / acekatt
• Best Rat King Lolcow: Dr. Rachel McKinnon / Dr. Veronica Ivy / Rhys McKinnon
• Best Tumblrina: "Assigned Male" by Sophie Labelle Verville / Guillaume Labelle
• Fresh Meat 1: Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Alex "Ace" Maddox / acekatt
• Fresh Meat 2: Kevin "Kathryn" Gibes / TransSalamander / Tenacious Unicorn Ranch

edit: What @Lurk said about LouGags's gross foot ulcer.

 

[Sperg Wrangler]

What a degenerate year, I hope 2021 is even more degenerate.

Spoiler

• Best Artcow: Shadman
• Best Careercow: Jack Scalfani
• Best Mad Cow: Amos Yee from Cell Block C
• Best Horrorcow: TransSalamander
• Best Cultcow: Yandere Dev
• Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Brianna Wu
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Anisa 'Weird Nips' Jomha
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Blaire 'Man Nips' White
• Breaker of Scales 1: Foodie Beauty
• Breaker of Scales 2: Nicocado
• Best Trainwreck: Onision
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Dick Masterson
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: FerociouslySteph
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Boogie
• Best Furfag: SnakeThing
• Best Rat King Lolcow: Secret Gamer Girl
• Best Tumblrina: Assigned Male
• Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekieta
• Fresh Meat 1: Pyrocynical
• Fresh Meat 2: FerociouslySteph
• Best Put to Pature Lolcow: Douglas 'Thank fuck he's dead; Spink

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Best Artcow:
Best Careercow:Tim Pool
Best Mad Cow: Conald Petersen / Fedsmoker obviously
Best Horrorcow: Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions
Best Cultcow: Russell Greer / theofficialinstaofrussellgreer
Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Melinda Leigh Scott / TamarYaelBatYah
Queen of the Beauty Parlour:

• Imane Anys / Pokimane
• Chloe Wilkinson / DissociaDID and Nanette Zuniga / TeamPinata

Breaker of Scales:

• Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty
• Charlene Katherine Dorlean / Charlie Gold

Best Trainwreck: Caledonia Renee Packard / TheLyfeOfAFreeSpirit

Best Internet Famous Lolcow:

• Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet
• Daniel Keem / KEEMSTAR
• Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson

Best Furfag: Pyrocynical / Niall Comas
Best Rat King Lolcow:
Best Tumblrina: Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow (Ayla) Brown
Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekieta
Fresh Meat:

• Shane Dawson / Shane Lee Yaw
• Ashton Parks / People's Populist Press

Best Put to Pasture Lolcow:

Spoiler: Nominees

• Conald Petersen / Fedsmoker (car accident) Heart Attack in car

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Best Furfag: Louis Gagliardi.

In less than a year he has gained an 11,000 post long thread, has all the best traits of a furfag, deathfat, and Careercow (without ever even having an actual job), and he shoved his finger in to a giant necrotic ulcer in the bottom of his foot in a fit of rage before having to go to the hospital to get surgery because his diabetes riddled flesh infected his bones.

No other furfag can even begin to contend with this absolute legend.

 

[Nicholas Rock Johannsen]

Best Madcow: Conald Petersen/ Fedsmoker
Best Put to Pasture: Conald Petersen/ Fedsmoker
I hope Fedsmoker gets sent out with some hardware, he gave me a lot of laughs. Rest in Proto.

 

[Snuckening]

@Hamplanet Fitness The "Put out to Pasture" catagory's missing on the voting template

Spoiler: Votes

Amanda Turcol/ Manda-Tee
[*]Best Careercow: Lowtax
[*]Best Skitzocow: Gail Cord Schuler
[*]Best Horrorcow: Lucas Werner
[*]Best Cultcow: Russel Greer
[*]Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Tommy Tooter
[*]Breaker of Scales 1: Chantal Sarault
[*]Breaker of Scales 2: Shanny4Christ
[*]Best Trainwreck: DocHoliday1977
[*]Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Ethan Ralph
[*]Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: PPP
[*]Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3:Ethan Klein
[*]Best Furfag: Pyrocynical
[*]Fresh Meat 1: PPP
[*]Fresh Meat 2: Nick Fuentes
[*]Best CWC Moment: "Am v sorry for mod-theiving, but I was born a poor, wild Pikachu, on the mean streets of CWCville"
[*]Best Lolcow-Related Pic: CWC's 3d modding

[*]Best Lolcow-Related Video: Ethan Ralph's revenge-porn
[*]Put Out to Pasture- Fedsmoker

 

[Deadpool]

Best misc lolcow: Melinda Leigh Scott.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Melinda Leigh Scott

 

[Pee Cola]

Spoiler: Upboats

• Best Artcow: Stonetoss
• Best Careercow: Lowtax
• Best Mad Cow: Fedsmoker (R.I.P.)
• Best Cultcow: Russell Greer
• Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Melinda Leigh Scott / @TamarYaelBatYah
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Momokun
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Chloe Wilkinson / DissociaDID and Nanette Zuniga / TeamPinata
• Breaker of Scales 1: Chantal
• Breaker of Scales 2: Amy Ramadan
• Best Trainwreck: Pamela Swain / @DocHoliday1977
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: ContraPoints
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Baked Alaska
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Boogie2988
• Best Rat King Lolcow: Kengle
• Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekieta
• Fresh Meat 1: Chloe Wilkinson / DissociaDID and Nanette Zuniga / TeamPinata
• Fresh Meat 2: Imane Anys / Pokimane
• Best Put To Pasture: Fedsmoker
• Best Lolcow-Related Video: Melinda Leigh Scott's appearance on the Rekieta Law stream

 

[гape]

david dees should have been put in the in memoriam category somewhere

 

[Step Away From The Melon]

• Best Artcow: StoneToss
• Best Careercow: moviebob
• Best Skitzocow: Dana Marie Cain / Oracle of Venus
• Best Horrorcow: Lucas Werner
• Best Cultcow: Russell Greer / theofficialinstaofrussellgreer
• Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Melinda Leigh Scott / TamarYaelBatYah
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Mariah Mallad / Momokun
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Luna Slater / funeral1996
• Breaker of Scales 1: Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell
• Breaker of Scales 2: Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty
• Best Trainwreck: Pamela Swain / DocHoliday1977
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Nicholas J. Fuentes / NickTheKnife
• Best Furfag: Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon
• Best Rat King Lolcow: Dr. Rachel McKinnon / Dr. Veronica Ivy / Rhys McKinnon
• Best Tumblrina: Kayla Marie Waller / StraySheep
• Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekieta
• Fresh Meat 1: Ashton Parks / People's Populist Press
• Fresh Meat 2: Kevin "Kathryn" Gibes / TransSalamander / Tenacious Unicorn Ranch
• Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Conald Petersen / Fedsmoker
• Best Yaniv Moment: N/A
• Best CWC Moment: N/A
• Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Anything Gunt related
• Best Lolcow-Related Video: N/A
• Best Lolcow Fanwork: N/A

 

[Fannyscum]

The NeoGAF / Resetera thread in Community Watch is probably my favourite thread on the site, I don't think any of the categories really fit for it though?

 

[Mountain Dew]

• Best Artcow: Stonetoss
• Best Careercow: Bob Chipman / moviebob
• Best Skitzocow: Stephen William Lafleur / henstepl
• Best Horrorcow: Levi Dane Simmons / SnakeThing
• Best Cultcow: Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer
• Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Brianna Wu
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Tearzah Hayes / Dollieguts
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Anisa Jomha
• Breaker of Scales 1: Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty
• Breaker of Scales 2: Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry
• Best Trainwreck: Onision / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Nicholas J. Fuentes / NickTheKnife
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: VaushV / Ian Kochinski
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet
• Best Furfag: Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Alex "Ace" Maddox / acekatt
• Best Rat King Lolcow: Secret Gamer Girl / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley
• Best Tumblrina: Javiera Alegria Solar / DestinyToMoon
• Best Weeb Warrior: Shane Presley Holmberg
• Fresh Meat 1: Pyrocynical / Niall Comas
• Fresh Meat 2: Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Alex "Ace" Maddox / acekatt
• Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Amanda/Amelia Baggs / witharoundsmoothstone

 

[DarkAlien]

Best Cultcow: Russell Greer
Not giving Melinda the chance to win misc cow, she's a loser and I wanna keep it that way.

 

[Azafran90]

• Best Artcow: Shadman
• Best Careercow: Andrew Dobson
• Best Horrorcow: Kevin Gibes
• Best Cultcow: Yanderedev
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Tearzah Hayes
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Luna Slater
• Best Trainwreck: Pamela Swine
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1:Arin Hanson
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Contrapoints
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Dan Herrera
• Best Furfag: Purplekecleon
• Best Tumblrina: Sapphire Crimson Claw
• Best Weeb Warrior: Monica Rial
• Fresh Meat 1: Kevin Gibes
• Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Amanda Baggs

GYRO 4 THE WIN