The Julays Sixth Annual Lolcow Awards 2020 - Voting has concluded! - Vote in the Lolcow of the Year thread!

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

Rock the Vote

Spoiler

• Best Artcow: Amanda Turcol
• Best Careercow: Richard “Lowtax” Kyanka
• Best Skitzocow: Dana Marie Cain
• Best Horrorcow: Kevin “Kathryn” Gibes
• Best Cultcow: Russell Greer
• Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Mariah Mallad
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Anisa Jomha
• Breaker of Scales 1: Tess Holliday
• Breaker of Scales 2: Nikocado Avocado
• Best Trainwreck: Pamela Swain
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Boogie2988
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Baked Alaska
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Shoe0nhead
• Best Furfag: Melanie Herring
• Best Rat King Lolcow: Secret Gamer Girl
• Best Tumblrina: Assigned Male
• Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekieta
• Fresh Meat 1: Ashton Parks
• Fresh Meat 2: Kelly Lenza
• Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Amanda/Amelia Baggs

 

[hot hot leg]

• Best Careercow: Bob Chipman / MovieBob
• Best Horrorcow: Kevin "Kathryn" Gibes / TransSalamander
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: shoe0nhead / June Lapine/Laporta
• Best Tumblrina: Sophie Labelle Verville / Guillaume Labelle
• Best Lolcow-Related Video: Who Is Cenk Uygur? The Young Turks Documentary
• Best Lolcow Fanwork: The Death of JCaesar187

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Skipped categories I don't know anyone in or have no cow in the race.

Best Careercow: Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
Best Mad Cow: Conald "Fedsmoker" Petersen
Best Horrorcow: Kevin Gibes
Best Cultcow: Russell Greer
Best Misc: Rainer "Drachenlord" Winkler
Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Conald "Fedsmoker" Petersen

 

[Dick Pooman]

• Best Artcow: Shadman
• Best Careercow: Lowtax
• Best Skitzocow: henstepl
• Best Horrorcow: Sockness
• Best Cultcow: Yanderedev
• Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Melinda Leigh Scott
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Anisa
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Momokun
• Breaker of Scales 1: Nikocado
• Breaker of Scales 2: Chantal
• Best Trainwreck: Pamela Swain
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: FerociouslySteph
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Boogie
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Baked Alaska
• Best Furfag: SnakeThing
• Best Rat King Lolcow: Secret Gamer Girl
• Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekieta
• Fresh Meat 1: Shane Dawson
• Fresh Meat 2: Pokimane
• Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Douglas Spink
• Best CWC Moment: Roleplaying as Sonichu
• Best Lolcow-Related Video: Short Update from Barb (Chris Chan)

 

[AbyssStarer]

• Best Artcow: Stonetoss
• Best Careercow: Jack Scalfani
• Best Skitzocow: n/a
• Best Horrorcow: Kevin Gibes. He just got a thread this year and it is
• Best Cultcow: Yandev. I just wish his thread wasn't bombarded by newfags
• Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Melinda
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Anisa Johma
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Blaire White
• Breaker of Scales 1: Sammie should be on here but fine Chantal
• Breaker of Scales 2: Nikocado Avocado
• Best Trainwreck: Onision
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Sh0eonhead
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Dick Masterson
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Egoraptor
• Best Furfag: Pyrocynical
• Best Rat King Lolcow: ADF
• Best Tumblrina: Assigned Male (corncob and Jesus dildoes)
• Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekeita
• Fresh Meat 1: Kevin Gibes
• Fresh Meat 2: Pyrocinical
• Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Fedsmoker
• Best Lolcow-Related Pic: The aformentioned corncob and Jesus dildoes comic panel from Assigned Male

(full comic and KF thread post here)

• Best Lolcow-Related Video:

(insert some long video about Yandere Simulator here)

• Best Lolcow Fanwork:

All the people who edit Assigned Male

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Spoiler: My votes

• Best Artcow: StoneToss
• Best Careercow: Lowtax
• Best Horrorcow: Susan Schofield
• Best Cultcow: Russel Greer
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Anisa Jomha
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Venus Angelic
• Breaker of Scales 1: Chantal
• Breaker of Scales 2: Amy
• Best Trainwreck: Misty Ray Henry
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Dax Herrera
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Nicholas J. Fuentes
• Best Rat King Lolcow: Kengel and the Onion Farms
• Fresh Meat 1: Chelsea Marie Young / SagittariusShawty
• Best Lolcow-Related Pic: the Jake Alley nostril pic
• Best Lolcow-Related Video: the gunt tape
• Best Lolcow Fanwork: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaWrhmtH09s

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

I nominate @BoxerShorts47 for every cow category

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

• Best Artcow: StoneToss
• Best Careercow: Tim Pool
• Best Skitzocow: Amos Yee
• Best Horrorcow: Kevin "Kathryn" Gibes
• Best Cultcow: Marjan Siklic
• Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Tommie Tooter.
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Tearzah Hayes
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Momokun
• Breaker of Scales 1: Chantal Sarault
• Breaker of Scales 2: Nikocado Avocado
• Best Trainwreck: Onision
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: LeafyisHere
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Alinity Divine
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Contrapoints
• Best Furfag: Louis "Lou" Gagliardi
• Best Rat King Lolcow: ADF
• Best Tumblrina: Manolo Corobo
• Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekieta
• Fresh Meat 1: Kevin "Kathryn" Gibes
• Fresh Meat 2: Louis "Lou" Gagliardi
• Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Chris Chitwood

 

[tofu dog]

Best furfag and best newcomer: Lou Gagliardi

 

[Spergichu]

Spoiler: Not Illegal Mail-In Ballot

Best Artcow:

• Amanda Turcol / Amari Turcol / LadyALT69

Best Careercow:

• Bob Chipman / moviebob

Best Skitzocow:

• Dana Marie Cain / Oracle of Venus

Best Horrorcow:

• Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions

Best Cultcow:

• Russell Greer / theofficialinstaofrussellgreer

Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow:

• Melinda Leigh Scott / TamarYaelBatYah

Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1:

• Anisa Jomha

Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2:

• Jaron Seth Bloshinky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz

Breaker of Scales 1:

• Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell

Breaker of Scales 2:

• Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry

Best Trainwreck:

• Onision / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe

Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1:

• Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions

Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2:

• Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson

Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3:

• Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet

Best Furfag:

• Levi Dane Simmons / SnakeThing / nelizar

Best Rat King Lolcow:

• Secret Gamer Girl / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley

Best Tumblrina:

• "Assigned Male" by Sophie Labelle Verville / Guillaume Labelle

Best Weeb Warrior:

• Monica Rial / Rialisms

Fresh Meat 1:

• Pyrocynical / Niall Comas

Fresh Meat 2:

• Kevin "Kathryn" Gibes / TransSalamander / Tenacious Unicorn Ranch

Best Put to Pasture Lolcow:

• Conald Petersen / Fedsmoker

Best Yaniv Moment:

• The Rebel Retard Assault

Best CWC Moment:

• THE MERGE IS COMING

Best Lolcow-Related Pic: @TamarYaelBatYah needlessly involving her children in her retardation

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Best Lolcow-Related Video:

Best Lolcow Fanwork:

 

[Chairman Miaozer]

Spoiler: MY MAIL-IN BALLOT

Best Artcow - Stonetoss
Best Careercow - Tim Pool
Best Mad Cow - Dana Marie Cain
Best Horrorcow - Jacob Sockness
Best Cultcow - Russell Greer
Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow - Tommie Tooter
Queen of the Beauty Parlor - Anisa Johma & Imane Anys
Breaker of Scales - Chantal Sarault & Tess Holiday
Best Trainwreck - Onision
Best Internet Famous Lolcow - Nicholas J. Fuentes, Boogie2988, and Baked Alaska
Best Furfag - Pyrocynical
Best Rat King Lolcow - Kengele
Best Tumblrina - Assigned Male
Best Weeb Warrior - Nick Rekieta
Fresh Meat - Nick Fuentes & Ashton Parks
Best Yaniv Moment - N/A
Best CWC Moment - The Merge is on
Best Lolcow-Related Pic - N/A
Best Lolcow-Related Video - N/A
Best Lolcow Fanwork - N/A

 

[GenociderSyo]

Spoiler

Best Artcow: StoneToss
Best Careercow: Lowtax
Best Skitzocow: Susan Stone
Best Horrorcow: Susan & Michael Schofield
Best Cultcow: Yanderedev
Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Tommy Tooter
Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Jazz
Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Pokimane
Breaker of Scales 1: Anna
Breaker of Scales 2: Corissa/Jay
Best Trainwreck: Misty
Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: LeafyisHere
Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Ferociously Steph
Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: H3H3
Best Furfag: Louis "Lou" Gagliardi
Best Rat King Lolcow: Dr. Rachel McKinnon
Best Tumblrina: "Assigned Male" by Sophie Labelle Verville
Best Weeb Warrior: Jamie Lynn Marchi
Fresh Meat 1: Corrisa/Jay
Fresh Meat 2: Kelly Lenza
Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Douglas Bryan Spink
Best Yaniv Moment: When he was stupid enought to assault a reporter
Best CWC Moment: The Merge
Best Lolcow-Related Pic:

Best Lolcow-Related Video:

Best Lolcow Fanwork:
N/A

 

[brutal poodle]

Spoiler: My votes

• Best Artcow: Shad
• Best Careercow: Lowtax
• Best Skitzocow: N/A
• Best Horrorcow: Levi Dane Simmons.
• Best Cultcow: Yanderedev
• Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Brianna Wu
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: N/A
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: N/A
• Breaker of Scales 1: Tess Holiday.
• Breaker of Scales 2: Chantal.
• Best Trainwreck: Onision.
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Boogie
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: h3h3
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Egoraptor
• Best Furfag: Lou.
• Best Rat King Lolcow: N/A
• Best Tumblrina: Assigned Male
• Best Weeb Warrior: N/A
• Fresh Meat 1: Lou.
• Fresh Meat 2: Kevin.
• Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: DOUG SPINK, no fucking contest.
• Best Yaniv Moment: N/A
• Best CWC Moment: N/A
• Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Lou fingering his diabetic foot ulcer.
• Best Lolcow-Related Video: Tenacious Unicorn Ranch PBS interview.
• Best Lolcow Fanwork:
  Spoiler: NSFW

  

I apologize for the various N/A's. I don't follow all the subforums.

 

[Pickle Dick]

Spoiler: My picks

Best Artcow: Stonetoss
[*]Best Careercow: Bob Chipman / moviebob (his life came crashing down so hard this year its incredible, plus i find it funny that his brother is just as pathetic as he is)
[*]Best Skitzocow: Amos Yee
[*]Best Horrorcow: Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions (haven't heard their names for ages, and they still make me mati to this day)
[*]Best Cultcow: Russell Greer / theofficialinstaofrussellgreer (of course)
[*]Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Brianna Wu
[*]Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Imane Anys / Pokimane
[*]Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Anisa Jomha (she cucked my favorite YouTuber to oblivion :-( )
[*]Breaker of Scales 1: Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry
[*]Breaker of Scales 2: Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegan Hoven
[*]Best Trainwreck: Onision / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe (without a single doubt)
[*]Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Arin Hanson / Egoraptor / Grump (my discovery of his thread made me realize how much of a scumbag he really is)
[*]Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Alinity Divine / Natalia Mogollon (she needs to be copystriked from life, in minecraft)
[*]Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Ethan Klein / h3h3productions (again, never knew how scummy he was until i read his thread)
[*]Best Furfag: Pyrocynical / Niall Comas (which is a shame, because i still enjoy his content, but thats what you get for being a furry)
[*]Best Rat King Lolcow: Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt / "Kengle" (all hail onionnull)
[*]Best Tumblrina: "Assigned Male" by Sophie Labelle Verville / Guillaume Labelle
[*]Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekita
[*]Fresh Meat 1: Shane Dawson / Shane Lee Yaw (i just love to hate youtubers)
[*]Fresh Meat 2: Pyrocynical / Niall Comas (see Best Furfag)
[*]Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Chris Chitwood / Yuki Rose (for the quality of being the only suicide in the list of nominees)
will update everything beyond here later if i get a chance to
[*]Best Yaniv Moment:
[*]Best CWC Moment:
[*]Best Lolcow-Related Pic:
[*]Best Lolcow-Related Video:
[*]Best Lolcow Fanwork:

I'm sort of feel guilty for not participating in any of these award show processes until now

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Spoiler: my choices

Best Artcow: Stonetoss

Spoiler: my choices

[*]Best Careercow: Tim Pool
[*]Best Madcow: Stephen William Lafleur / henstepl
[*]Best Horrorcow: Sockness
[*]Best Cultcow: Yandere Dev
[*]Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Brianna Wu
[*]Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Blaire White
[*]Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: I am Jazz
[*]Breaker of Scales 1: Nikocado Avacado
[*]Breaker of Scales 2: Charlie Gold
[*]Best Trainwreck: Pamela
[*]Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Nick Fuentes
[*]Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Baked Alaska
[*]Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Vaush
[*]Best Furfag: Pyrocynical
[*]Best Rat King Lolcow: Kengel
[*]Best Tumblrina: Assigned Male
[*]Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekeita
[*]Fresh Meat 1: Nick Fuentes
[*]Fresh Meat 2: Kevin Gibes
[*]Best Put To Pasture: Fedsmoker

n

 

[whatever I feel like]

Boo to no nominees. Half the time my prefered choices weren't even here.

Spoiler

Best Artcow: Stonetoss
Best Careercow: Lowtax
Best Skitzocow: bleh
Best Horrorcow: bleh
Best Cultcow: Yanderedev
Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: bleh
Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Momokun
Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Pokimane
Breaker of Scales 1: Anna o'Brien aka Glitterandlazers
Breaker of Scales 2: Amy Ramadan
Best Trainwreck: write in for Eugenia Cooney
Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Boogie
Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: bleh
Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: bleh these choices suck
Best Furfag: Pyrocynical
Best Rat King Lolcow: SecretGamerGirl
Best Tumblrina: None, its dead, Jim.
Best Weeb Warrior: Rekeita the dumb loser who is constantly wrong.
Fresh Meat 1: write in for Billy Mitchell (lawsuit thread)
Fresh Meat 2: write in for Eugenia Cooney
Best Put To Pasture: Meh, no good ones this year.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Best Yaniv Moment: Accusing Amy Hamm of sexual assault in a courthouse bathroom.
Best Lolcow Pic: ADF's Antifa cake. @Snuckening

Best Lolcow Video: Yaniv in the jacuzzi with his mother.

 

[Snuckening]

Best Lolcow Pic: ADF's Antifa cake

Anyone got a link to that?

 

[Spunt]

• Best Artcow: Shadman
• Best Careercow: Lowtax
• Best Skitzocow: Amos Yee
• Best Horrorcow: Kevin Gibes
• Best Cultcow: Yanderedev
• Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Melinda Lee Scott
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Momokun
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Anisa Jomha
• Breaker of Scales 1: Amy Ramadan
• Breaker of Scales 2: Chantal
• Best Trainwreck: Misty Ray Henry
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Leafy
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Shoe
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Alinity
• Best Furfag: Lou Gagliardi
• Best Rat King Lolcow: Jake Alley
• Best Tumblrina: Staph
• Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekieta
• Fresh Meat 1: Kevin Gibes
• Fresh Meat 2: Lou Gagliardi
• Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Yuki Rose
• Best Lolcow-Related Pic: TOETAX
• Best Lolcow-Related Video: Gunt getting arrested

 

[Giovanni spezziale]

Best CareerCow: Moviebob (funny af)
Best Madcow Fedsmoker/Conald Petersen (Hunting Chomos in the sky now)
Best Horrorcow Lucas Werner (creepy AF, hide your daughters)
Furfag Pyrocynical (no one more deserving of this honor)
Put to Pasture: Conald Eugene Petersen/ Fedsmoker (Rest in proto/ Stamps will fly)