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Kiwi Lime Pie

Simply tasteful. 🥝🥧🐈
kiwifarms.net
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  • Best Artcow: Amanda Turcol
  • Best Careercow: Richard “Lowtax” Kyanka
  • Best Skitzocow: Dana Marie Cain
  • Best Horrorcow: Kevin “Kathryn” Gibes
  • Best Cultcow: Russell Greer
  • Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Mariah Mallad
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Anisa Jomha
  • Breaker of Scales 1: Tess Holliday
  • Breaker of Scales 2: Nikocado Avocado
  • Best Trainwreck: Pamela Swain
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Boogie2988
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Baked Alaska
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Shoe0nhead
  • Best Furfag: Melanie Herring
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Secret Gamer Girl
  • Best Tumblrina: Assigned Male
  • Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekieta
  • Fresh Meat 1: Ashton Parks
  • Fresh Meat 2: Kelly Lenza
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Amanda/Amelia Baggs
 

hot hot leg

cut out the middleman, just fuck the leg
kiwifarms.net
  • Best Careercow: Bob Chipman / MovieBob
  • Best Horrorcow: Kevin "Kathryn" Gibes / TransSalamander
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: shoe0nhead / June Lapine/Laporta
  • Best Tumblrina: Sophie Labelle Verville / Guillaume Labelle
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: Who Is Cenk Uygur? The Young Turks Documentary
  • Best Lolcow Fanwork: The Death of JCaesar187
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Battlecruiser3000ad

greetings frum india i hate gays
kiwifarms.net
Skipped categories I don't know anyone in or have no cow in the race.

Best Careercow: Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
Best Mad Cow: Conald "Fedsmoker" Petersen
Best Horrorcow: Kevin Gibes
Best Cultcow: Russell Greer
Best Misc: Rainer "Drachenlord" Winkler
Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Conald "Fedsmoker" Petersen
 

Dick Pooman

Muchacho Sauce
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
  • Best Artcow: Shadman
  • Best Careercow: Lowtax
  • Best Skitzocow: henstepl
  • Best Horrorcow: Sockness
  • Best Cultcow: Yanderedev
  • Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Melinda Leigh Scott
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Anisa
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Momokun
  • Breaker of Scales 1: Nikocado
  • Breaker of Scales 2: Chantal
  • Best Trainwreck: Pamela Swain
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: FerociouslySteph
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Boogie
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Baked Alaska
  • Best Furfag: SnakeThing
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Secret Gamer Girl
  • Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekieta
  • Fresh Meat 1: Shane Dawson
  • Fresh Meat 2: Pokimane
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Douglas Spink
  • Best CWC Moment: Roleplaying as Sonichu
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: Short Update from Barb (Chris Chan)
 

AbyssStarer

Missionary of the Birb Church
kiwifarms.net
  • Best Artcow: Stonetoss
  • Best Careercow: Jack Scalfani
  • Best Skitzocow: n/a
  • Best Horrorcow: Kevin Gibes. He just got a thread this year and it is :cryblood:
  • Best Cultcow: Yandev. I just wish his thread wasn't bombarded by newfags
  • Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Melinda
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Anisa Johma
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Blaire White
  • Breaker of Scales 1: Sammie should be on here but fine Chantal
  • Breaker of Scales 2: Nikocado Avocado
  • Best Trainwreck: Onision
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Sh0eonhead
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Dick Masterson
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Egoraptor
  • Best Furfag: Pyrocynical
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: ADF
  • Best Tumblrina: Assigned Male (corncob and Jesus dildoes)
  • Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekeita
  • Fresh Meat 1: Kevin Gibes
  • Fresh Meat 2: Pyrocinical
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Fedsmoker
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: The aformentioned corncob and Jesus dildoes comic panel from Assigned Male
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(full comic and KF thread post here)
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video:
(insert some long video about Yandere Simulator here)
  • Best Lolcow Fanwork:
All the people who edit Assigned Male
 

Disgruntled Pupper

Thuuder only happens wlen its raisinl
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
  • Best Artcow: StoneToss
  • Best Careercow: Lowtax
  • Best Horrorcow: Susan Schofield
  • Best Cultcow: Russel Greer
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Anisa Jomha
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Venus Angelic
  • Breaker of Scales 1: Chantal
  • Breaker of Scales 2: Amy
  • Best Trainwreck: Misty Ray Henry
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Dax Herrera
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Nicholas J. Fuentes
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Kengel and the Onion Farms
  • Fresh Meat 1: Chelsea Marie Young / SagittariusShawty
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: the Jake Alley nostril pic
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: the gunt tape
  • Best Lolcow Fanwork: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaWrhmtH09s
 

HIVidaBoheme

Lurk moar retarded newfags
kiwifarms.net
  • Best Artcow: StoneToss
  • Best Careercow: Tim Pool
  • Best Skitzocow: Amos Yee
  • Best Horrorcow: Kevin "Kathryn" Gibes
  • Best Cultcow: Marjan Siklic
  • Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Tommie Tooter.
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Tearzah Hayes
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Momokun
  • Breaker of Scales 1: Chantal Sarault
  • Breaker of Scales 2: Nikocado Avocado
  • Best Trainwreck: Onision
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: LeafyisHere
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Alinity Divine
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Contrapoints
  • Best Furfag: Louis "Lou" Gagliardi
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: ADF
  • Best Tumblrina: Manolo Corobo
  • Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekieta
  • Fresh Meat 1: Kevin "Kathryn" Gibes
  • Fresh Meat 2: Louis "Lou" Gagliardi
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Chris Chitwood
 

Spergichu

Survived the Dark Room on gm_construct
kiwifarms.net
Best Artcow:
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Breaker of Scales 1:
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Best Trainwreck:
Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1:
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Best Furfag:
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Best Put to Pasture Lolcow:
Best Yaniv Moment:
  • The Rebel Retard Assault
Best CWC Moment:
  • THE MERGE IS COMING
Best Lolcow-Related Pic: @TamarYaelBatYah needlessly involving her children in her retardation
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Best Lolcow-Related Video:
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Chairman Miaozer

Make Magic Great Again
kiwifarms.net
Best Artcow - Stonetoss
Best Careercow - Tim Pool
Best Mad Cow - Dana Marie Cain
Best Horrorcow - Jacob Sockness
Best Cultcow - Russell Greer
Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow - Tommie Tooter
Queen of the Beauty Parlor - Anisa Johma & Imane Anys
Breaker of Scales - Chantal Sarault & Tess Holiday
Best Trainwreck - Onision
Best Internet Famous Lolcow - Nicholas J. Fuentes, Boogie2988, and Baked Alaska
Best Furfag - Pyrocynical
Best Rat King Lolcow - Kengele
Best Tumblrina - Assigned Male
Best Weeb Warrior - Nick Rekieta
Fresh Meat - Nick Fuentes & Ashton Parks
Best Yaniv Moment - N/A
Best CWC Moment - The Merge is on
Best Lolcow-Related Pic - N/A
Best Lolcow-Related Video - N/A
Best Lolcow Fanwork - N/A
 

GenociderSyo

Syo
kiwifarms.net
Best Artcow: StoneToss
Best Careercow: Lowtax
Best Skitzocow: Susan Stone
Best Horrorcow: Susan & Michael Schofield
Best Cultcow: Yanderedev
Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Tommy Tooter
Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Jazz
Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Pokimane
Breaker of Scales 1: Anna
Breaker of Scales 2: Corissa/Jay
Best Trainwreck: Misty
Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: LeafyisHere
Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Ferociously Steph
Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: H3H3
Best Furfag: Louis "Lou" Gagliardi
Best Rat King Lolcow: Dr. Rachel McKinnon
Best Tumblrina: "Assigned Male" by Sophie Labelle Verville
Best Weeb Warrior: Jamie Lynn Marchi
Fresh Meat 1: Corrisa/Jay
Fresh Meat 2: Kelly Lenza
Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Douglas Bryan Spink
Best Yaniv Moment: When he was stupid enought to assault a reporter
Best CWC Moment: The Merge
Best Lolcow-Related Pic:
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Best Lolcow-Related Video:
Best Lolcow Fanwork:
N/A
 

brutal poodle

kiwifarms.net
  • Best Artcow: Shad
  • Best Careercow: Lowtax
  • Best Skitzocow: N/A
  • Best Horrorcow: Levi Dane Simmons.
  • Best Cultcow: Yanderedev
  • Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Brianna Wu
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: N/A
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: N/A
  • Breaker of Scales 1: Tess Holiday.
  • Breaker of Scales 2: Chantal.
  • Best Trainwreck: Onision.
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Boogie
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: h3h3
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Egoraptor
  • Best Furfag: Lou.
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: N/A
  • Best Tumblrina: Assigned Male
  • Best Weeb Warrior: N/A
  • Fresh Meat 1: Lou.
  • Fresh Meat 2: Kevin.
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: DOUG SPINK, no fucking contest.
  • Best Yaniv Moment: N/A
  • Best CWC Moment: N/A
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Lou fingering his diabetic foot ulcer.
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: Tenacious Unicorn Ranch PBS interview.
  • Best Lolcow Fanwork:
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I apologize for the various N/A's. I don't follow all the subforums.
 

Pickle Dick

MAAY
kiwifarms.net
Best Artcow: Stonetoss
[*]Best Careercow: Bob Chipman / moviebob (his life came crashing down so hard this year its incredible, plus i find it funny that his brother is just as pathetic as he is)
[*]Best Skitzocow: Amos Yee
[*]Best Horrorcow: Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions (haven't heard their names for ages, and they still make me mati to this day)
[*]Best Cultcow: Russell Greer / theofficialinstaofrussellgreer (of course)
[*]Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Brianna Wu
[*]Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Imane Anys / Pokimane
[*]Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Anisa Jomha (she cucked my favorite YouTuber to oblivion :-( )
[*]Breaker of Scales 1: Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry
[*]Breaker of Scales 2: Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegan Hoven
[*]Best Trainwreck: Onision / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe (without a single doubt)
[*]Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Arin Hanson / Egoraptor / Grump (my discovery of his thread made me realize how much of a scumbag he really is)
[*]Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Alinity Divine / Natalia Mogollon (she needs to be copystriked from life, in minecraft)
[*]Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Ethan Klein / h3h3productions (again, never knew how scummy he was until i read his thread)
[*]Best Furfag: Pyrocynical / Niall Comas (which is a shame, because i still enjoy his content, but thats what you get for being a furry)
[*]Best Rat King Lolcow: Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt / "Kengle" (all hail onionnull)
[*]Best Tumblrina: "Assigned Male" by Sophie Labelle Verville / Guillaume Labelle
[*]Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekita
[*]Fresh Meat 1: Shane Dawson / Shane Lee Yaw (i just love to hate youtubers)
[*]Fresh Meat 2: Pyrocynical / Niall Comas (see Best Furfag)
[*]Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Chris Chitwood / Yuki Rose (for the quality of being the only suicide in the list of nominees)
will update everything beyond here later if i get a chance to
[*]Best Yaniv Moment:
[*]Best CWC Moment:
[*]Best Lolcow-Related Pic:
[*]Best Lolcow-Related Video:
[*]Best Lolcow Fanwork:

I'm sort of feel guilty for not participating in any of these award show processes until now
 

Arm Pit Cream

5%er, Jupiterian Philosopher, Anglophobe, CSIS
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Best Artcow: Stonetoss
[*]Best Careercow: Tim Pool
[*]Best Madcow: Stephen William Lafleur / henstepl
[*]Best Horrorcow: Sockness
[*]Best Cultcow: Yandere Dev
[*]Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Brianna Wu
[*]Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Blaire White
[*]Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: I am Jazz
[*]Breaker of Scales 1: Nikocado Avacado
[*]Breaker of Scales 2: Charlie Gold
[*]Best Trainwreck: Pamela
[*]Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Nick Fuentes
[*]Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Baked Alaska
[*]Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Vaush
[*]Best Furfag: Pyrocynical
[*]Best Rat King Lolcow: Kengel
[*]Best Tumblrina: Assigned Male
[*]Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekeita
[*]Fresh Meat 1: Nick Fuentes
[*]Fresh Meat 2: Kevin Gibes
[*]Best Put To Pasture: Fedsmoker
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whatever I feel like

Disney Diaper Size Fetish Enthusiast
kiwifarms.net
Boo to no nominees. Half the time my prefered choices weren't even here.

Best Artcow: Stonetoss
Best Careercow: Lowtax
Best Skitzocow: bleh
Best Horrorcow: bleh
Best Cultcow: Yanderedev
Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: bleh
Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Momokun
Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Pokimane
Breaker of Scales 1: Anna o'Brien aka Glitterandlazers
Breaker of Scales 2: Amy Ramadan
Best Trainwreck: write in for Eugenia Cooney
Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Boogie
Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: bleh
Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: bleh these choices suck
Best Furfag: Pyrocynical
Best Rat King Lolcow: SecretGamerGirl
Best Tumblrina: None, its dead, Jim.
Best Weeb Warrior: Rekeita the dumb loser who is constantly wrong.
Fresh Meat 1: write in for Billy Mitchell (lawsuit thread)
Fresh Meat 2: write in for Eugenia Cooney
Best Put To Pasture: Meh, no good ones this year.
 

Spunt

A Leading Source of Experimental Internet Gas
kiwifarms.net
  • Best Artcow: Shadman
  • Best Careercow: Lowtax
  • Best Skitzocow: Amos Yee
  • Best Horrorcow: Kevin Gibes
  • Best Cultcow: Yanderedev
  • Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Melinda Lee Scott
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Momokun
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Anisa Jomha
  • Breaker of Scales 1: Amy Ramadan
  • Breaker of Scales 2: Chantal
  • Best Trainwreck: Misty Ray Henry
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Leafy
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Shoe
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Alinity
  • Best Furfag: Lou Gagliardi
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Jake Alley
  • Best Tumblrina: Staph
  • Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekieta
  • Fresh Meat 1: Kevin Gibes
  • Fresh Meat 2: Lou Gagliardi
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Yuki Rose
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: TOETAX
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: Gunt getting arrested
 

Giovanni spezziale

kiwifarms.net
Best CareerCow: Moviebob (funny af)
Best Madcow Fedsmoker/Conald Petersen (Hunting Chomos in the sky now)
Best Horrorcow Lucas Werner (creepy AF, hide your daughters)
Furfag Pyrocynical (no one more deserving of this honor)
Put to Pasture: Conald Eugene Petersen/ Fedsmoker (Rest in proto/ Stamps will fly)
 
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