The Julays Sixth Annual Lolcow Awards 2020 - Voting has concluded! - Vote in the Lolcow of the Year thread!

Smug Chuckler

Youtube Intellectual
kiwifarms.net
  • Best Artcow: Stonetoss
  • Best Careercow: Lowtax
  • Best Sktzocow: Amos Lee
  • Best Cultcow: Yanderedev
  • Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Tommy Tooter
  • Best Trainwreck: Onision
  • Best Internet Famous: Nick Fuentes, Baked Alaska, Dax Herrera
  • Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekieta
  • Best Fresh Meat: PPP, Nick Fuentes
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Fedsmoker
 

Tathagata

He who has thus come/gone
kiwifarms.net
  • Best Artcow: Shadman
  • Best Careercow: Bob Chipman
  • Best Horrorcow: Lucas Werner
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Jaron Seth Bloshinsky
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Luna Slater
  • Breaker of Scales 1: Tess Holiday
  • Breaker of Scales 2: Nikocado Avocado
  • Best Trainwreck: Onision
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: VaushV
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Dax Herrera
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: shoe0nhead
  • Best Furfag: Pyrocynical
  • Best Tumblrina: Assigned Male by Sophia Labelle Verville
  • Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekieta
  • Fresh Meat 1: Shane Dawson
  • Fresh Meat 2: Pryocynical
 

Lame Entropy

Cyberbullying should be a federal offense
kiwifarms.net
  • Best Artcow: Shaddai "Shadman" Prejean / Shadman / Shadbase
  • Best Careercow: Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
  • Best Horrorcow: Kevin "Kathryn" Gibes / TransSalamander / Tenacious Unicorn Ranch
  • Best Cultcow: Alexander Stuart Mahan / EvaXephon / Yanderedev
  • Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Melinda Leigh Scott / TamarYaelBatYah
  • Breaker of Scales 1: Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty
  • Breaker of Scales 2: Jude Valentin /MermaidQueenJude
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Boogie2988 / Steven Jason Williams
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Secret Gamer Girl / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley
  • Fresh Meat 1: Shane Dawson / Shane Lee Yaw
  • Fresh Meat 2: Imane Anys / Pokimane
 

Cool Spot

The Uncola
kiwifarms.net
  • Artcow: Madd Wienecke
  • Careercow: Lowtax
  • Horrorcow: Kevin Gibes
  • Cultcow: Russell Greer
  • Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Tommy Tooter
  • Queens of Beauty Parlor: Momokun and Pokimane
  • Breakers of Scales: Nikocado and Chantal
  • Trainwreck: Onision
  • Internet Famous: Boogie2988, Arin Hanson, Baked Alaska
  • Furfag: Lou Gagliardi
  • Rat King: ADF
  • Tumblrina: Assigned Male
  • Fresh Meat: Kevin Gibes and Lou Gagliardi
  • Best CWC Moment: DIMENSIONAL MERGE IS HAPPENING
 

Massively Strong Greed

Thanks for the money, dummy!
kiwifarms.net
Best Furfag: Pyrocynical
Fresh Meat: Pyrocynical
Best Skitzocow: PreciousLeaf
Best Trainwreck: Onision
Best Internet Famous: Mr. Enter
Best Miscellaneous Main Forum: DarksydePhil
 
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Immortal Technique

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kiwifarms.net
  • Best Artcow: Stonetoss
  • Best Careercow: LowTax
  • Best Madcow: no vote
  • Best Horrorcow: Lucas Werner
  • Best Cultcow: Russell Greer
  • Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Melinda Leigh Scott
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Chloe Wilkinson
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Anisa Jomha
  • Breaker of Scales 1: Tess Holiday
  • Breaker of Scales 2: Nikocado
  • Best Trainwreck: Onision
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Boogie2988
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Baked Alaska
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Dax Herrera
  • Best Furfag: Louie Gagliardi
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: no vote
  • Best Tumblrina: no vote
  • Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekieta
  • Fresh Meat 1: Louie Gagliardi
  • Fresh Meat 2: Pyro
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: Ethan Ralph revenge porn tape
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: I don't think it's cheating, as it's based on a pic MovieBob posted, but all the funny surrounds the pic
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i forgot my password

kiwifarms.net
  • Best Artcow: madd wienecke
  • Best Careercow: moviebob
  • Best Skitzocow: amos yee
  • Best Horrorcow: sissy baby pansy
  • Best Cultcow: Yanderedev
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: chloe wilkinson
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: anisa jomha
  • Breaker of Scales 1: nikocado avocado
  • Breaker of Scales 2: chantal
  • Best Trainwreck: onision
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: boogie2988
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: baked alaska
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: arin hanson
  • Best Furfag: glitchedpuppet
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: adf
  • Best Tumblrina: mallorie jessica
  • Best Weeb Warrior: nick rikieta
  • Fresh Meat 1: chloe wilkinson
  • Fresh Meat 2: shane dawson
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: doug spink
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic:
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  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: since everyone is nominating the gunt tape, i nominate nikocado avocado's onlyfans videos (tthe mp4s are in the op)
 

Boris Blank's glass eye

And just for you I have a spoon
kiwifarms.net
  • Artcow: Amanda Turcol
  • Careercow: Tim Pool
  • Madcow: Amos Yee
  • Horrorcow: Kevin Gibes
  • Cultcow: Russel Greer
  • Misc. main forum cow: Tommy Tooter
  • Beauty Parlour 1: Pokimane
  • Beauty Parlour 2: Anisa Jomha
  • Breaker of Scales: Nikocado Avocado
  • Trainwreck: Onision
  • Internet Famous 1: Boogie1488
  • Internet Famous 2: H3H3
  • Internet Famous 3: Matt Jarbo
  • Furfag: Louis Dominic Gagliardi III
  • Rat King: ADF
  • Tumblrina: Guillaume Labelle
  • Fresh Meat 1: Kevin Gibes
  • Fresh Meat 2: Pyrocynical
  • lol ded: Douglas Spink
 

Turtlebees

kiwifarms.net
Best Artcow: StoneToss
Best Careercow: moviebob
Best Skitzocow: henstepl
Best Horrorcow: Schofields
Best Cultcow: Yanderedev
Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Drachenlord
Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Jazz
Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Luna
Breaker of Scales 1: Chantal
Breaker of Scales 2: Amy Ramadan
Best Trainwreck: Onision
Best Rat King Lolcow: Dr. Rachel McKinnon
Best Tumblrina: Yarrow Stephanie Sapphire Crimson Claw
Fresh Meat 1: LividLipids
Fresh Meat 2: TransSalamander
Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Fedsmoker
 

Ripple

Laugh with me
kiwifarms.net
  • Artcow - Stonetoss (I don’t know too much about him but I got a feeling he’s got a lot of weird hidden fetishes he works into his shitty art)
  • Careercow - Punished Robert “Moviebob” Chipman: A Man Denied his Lindsey
  • Madcow - @henstepl (Love you, man.)
  • Horrorcow - Schofield
  • Cultcow - Yanderedev (I’ve enjoyed how the general public has caught on to how insane this guy is)
  • Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow - John Walker Flynt (please run again in 2022 I’m begging you)
  • Queen 1 - Anisa (this has just been a beautiful trainwreck of a year for idubbbz girlfriend and I love this tattoo saga)
  • Queen 2- Jazz (POP)
  • Breaker of Scales 1 - Chantal (might be the last year I can vote for her)
  • Breaker of Scales 2 - Niko (might be the last year I can vote for him)
  • Trainwreck - Onision (ever since I saw his video on SERE I’ve been laughing at this lunatic)
  • Internet Famous Lolcow 1 - Dax (been a great year for him. Keep winning, bud)
  • Internet Famous Lolcow 2 - Vaush (might be setting up a threesome with a bald woman and a horse)
  • Internet Famous Lolcow 3 - Baked (Loves the cops and law enforcement)
  • Furfag - Pyro (really caught me off guard. I remembered him as the guy who made the MLG parodies)
  • Rat King - ADF (don’t need to explain this one)
  • Tumblrina - Assigned Male (just a classic)
  • Weeb warrior - Shane (Only because I don’t want to see Rackets win at anything)
  • Fresh Meat 1 - Pokimaine (Not that funny yet but with all the drama surrounding her all the time I figure she’s got potential)
  • Fresh Meat 2 - Ferociouslysteph (Holy fuck what in the hell is that thing)
  • Put to Pasture - Boogie2988. Rest in Power
  • Best CWC moment - Chris revealing he’d voted for Lisa Simpson in the 2020 presidential election (I don’t really follow Chris but this was hilarious)
  • Lolcow related video - The Ballad of Ethan Ralph by @#KillAllPedos
  • Lolcow Fanwork- DA GUNT - World’s Best Dad (feat. MC Jarbo)
 
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Clockwork_PurBle

"The flames, my sweet, will not hurt you."
kiwifarms.net
Best Artcow: Shadman
Best Careercow: Moviebob
Best Skitzocow: Amos Yee / Nathan Larson
Best Horrorcow: Susan Schofield
Best Cultcow: YandereDev
Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Drachenlord
Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Luna Slater
Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Blaire White
Breaker of Scales 1: Amy Ramadan
Breaker of Scales 2: Nikocado Avocado
Best Trainwreck: Onision
Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Alinity
Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Keemstar
Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Destiny
Best Furfag: SnakeThing
Best Rat King Lolcow: ADF (I don't know any of them)
Best Tumblrina: Assigned Male
Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekeita
Fresh Meat 1: Shane Dawson
Fresh Meat 2: write-in for Royal Black (Jodee Noreen Kalra)
Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Douglas Spink

Best Yaniv Moment: Sex tape
Best CWC Moment: The Merge tweet

Best Lolcow-Related Pic: The pic of Onision in the court elevator (or any Onision court pic)
Best Lolcow-Related Video: The Luna and Lurch (Luna Slater) eviction video

Best Lolcow Fanwork: All of the Luna Slater fanworks (I think they are 2020)
I had one write-in for the Fresh Meat category and for the Skitzo category I included an orbiter.

I would also like to write-in Ryan Haywood of Roosterteeth for whatever award he qualifies for.
 
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6thRanger

" 🎶 I've had enough of these people...! 🎶 "
kiwifarms.net
  • Best Artcow: Shadman
  • Best Careercow: Bob Chipman
  • Best Madcow: Fedsmoker
  • Best Horrorcow: Snakething
  • Best Cultcow: Russell Greer
  • Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Melinda Leigh Scott
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Chloe Wilkinson
  • Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Jazz Jennings
  • Breaker of Scales 1: Tess Holiday
  • Breaker of Scales 2: Nikocado Avocado
  • Best Trainwreck: Pamela Swain
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Boogie2988
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Smugruko
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Nicholas J. Fuentes
  • Best Furfag: Pyrocynical
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Dr. Rachel McKinon
  • Best Tumblrina: Assigned Male
  • Best Weeb Warrior: Ron Toye
  • Fresh Meat 1: Chloe Wilkinson
  • Fresh Meat 2: People's Populist Press
  • Best Put to Pasture: Fedsmoker
 
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