The Julays Sixth Annual Lolcow Awards 2020 - Voting has concluded! - Vote in the Lolcow of the Year thread!

[Smug Chuckler]

Spoiler: muh votes

• Best Artcow: Stonetoss
• Best Careercow: Lowtax
• Best Sktzocow: Amos Lee
• Best Cultcow: Yanderedev
• Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Tommy Tooter
• Best Trainwreck: Onision
• Best Internet Famous: Nick Fuentes, Baked Alaska, Dax Herrera
• Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekieta
• Best Fresh Meat: PPP, Nick Fuentes
• Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Fedsmoker

 

[Tathagata]

Spoiler: Don't Let Dominion Have These Votes

• Best Artcow: Shadman
• Best Careercow: Bob Chipman
• Best Horrorcow: Lucas Werner
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Jaron Seth Bloshinsky
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Luna Slater
• Breaker of Scales 1: Tess Holiday
• Breaker of Scales 2: Nikocado Avocado
• Best Trainwreck: Onision
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: VaushV
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Dax Herrera
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: shoe0nhead
• Best Furfag: Pyrocynical
• Best Tumblrina: Assigned Male by Sophia Labelle Verville
• Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekieta
• Fresh Meat 1: Shane Dawson
• Fresh Meat 2: Pryocynical

 

[Lame Entropy]

Spoiler: My very valid ballot

• Best Artcow: Shaddai "Shadman" Prejean / Shadman / Shadbase
• Best Careercow: Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
• Best Horrorcow: Kevin "Kathryn" Gibes / TransSalamander / Tenacious Unicorn Ranch
• Best Cultcow: Alexander Stuart Mahan / EvaXephon / Yanderedev
• Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Melinda Leigh Scott / TamarYaelBatYah
• Breaker of Scales 1: Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty
• Breaker of Scales 2: Jude Valentin /MermaidQueenJude
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Boogie2988 / Steven Jason Williams
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet
• Best Rat King Lolcow: Secret Gamer Girl / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley
• Fresh Meat 1: Shane Dawson / Shane Lee Yaw
• Fresh Meat 2: Imane Anys / Pokimane

 

[Cool Spot]

Spoiler: My ballot

• Artcow: Madd Wienecke
• Careercow: Lowtax
• Horrorcow: Kevin Gibes
• Cultcow: Russell Greer
• Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Tommy Tooter
• Queens of Beauty Parlor: Momokun and Pokimane
• Breakers of Scales: Nikocado and Chantal
• Trainwreck: Onision
• Internet Famous: Boogie2988, Arin Hanson, Baked Alaska
• Furfag: Lou Gagliardi
• Rat King: ADF
• Tumblrina: Assigned Male
• Fresh Meat: Kevin Gibes and Lou Gagliardi
• Best CWC Moment: DIMENSIONAL MERGE IS HAPPENING

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

All votes so far have been tallied.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Best Furfag: Pyrocynical
Fresh Meat: Pyrocynical
Best Skitzocow: PreciousLeaf
Best Trainwreck: Onision
Best Internet Famous: Mr. Enter
Best Miscellaneous Main Forum: DarksydePhil

 

[Immortal Technique]

Spoiler: My vote

• Best Artcow: Stonetoss
• Best Careercow: LowTax
• Best Madcow: no vote
• Best Horrorcow: Lucas Werner
• Best Cultcow: Russell Greer
• Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Melinda Leigh Scott
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Chloe Wilkinson
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Anisa Jomha
• Breaker of Scales 1: Tess Holiday
• Breaker of Scales 2: Nikocado
• Best Trainwreck: Onision
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Boogie2988
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Baked Alaska
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Dax Herrera
• Best Furfag: Louie Gagliardi
• Best Rat King Lolcow: no vote
• Best Tumblrina: no vote
• Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekieta
• Fresh Meat 1: Louie Gagliardi
• Fresh Meat 2: Pyro
• Best Lolcow-Related Video: Ethan Ralph revenge porn tape
• Best Lolcow-Related Pic: I don't think it's cheating, as it's based on a pic MovieBob posted, but all the funny surrounds the pic
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[Hamplanet Fitness]

Many races are still too close to call - get your votes in now!

 

[lisa_simpson]

Breaker of Scales 1: Chantal Marie Sarault
Breaker of Scales 2: MermaidQueen Jude

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

• Best Horrorcow: Kevin "Kathryn" Gibes / TransSalamander / Tenacious Unicorn Ranch
• Best Cultcow: Russell Greer
• Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Tommy Tooter
• Breaker of Scales 1: Chantal Sarault
• Breaker of Scales 2: Amy Ramadan
• Best Trainwreck: Onision
• Fresh Meat 1: Kevin Gibes
• Fresh Meat 2: Kelly Lenza

Best Lolcow over all would be Hunter Biden

 

[Cuck Shack]

Best video: the one where some retard does a body shot out of onlyusemeblade's necrotic leg hole. He almost threw up. I'll link it when I have a spare minute.

Edit: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/onlyusemeblade-brian-risso.60012/page-20

It's an archived video on the bottom of the page.

 

[i forgot my password]

Spoiler: My ballot

• Best Artcow: madd wienecke
• Best Careercow: moviebob
• Best Skitzocow: amos yee
• Best Horrorcow: sissy baby pansy
• Best Cultcow: Yanderedev
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: chloe wilkinson
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: anisa jomha
• Breaker of Scales 1: nikocado avocado
• Breaker of Scales 2: chantal
• Best Trainwreck: onision
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: boogie2988
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: baked alaska
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: arin hanson
• Best Furfag: glitchedpuppet
• Best Rat King Lolcow: adf
• Best Tumblrina: mallorie jessica
• Best Weeb Warrior: nick rikieta
• Fresh Meat 1: chloe wilkinson
• Fresh Meat 2: shane dawson
• Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: doug spink
• Best Lolcow-Related Pic:
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• Best Lolcow-Related Video: since everyone is nominating the gunt tape, i nominate nikocado avocado's onlyfans videos (tthe mp4s are in the op)

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Breaker of Scales 1: Amy Ramadan
Breaker of Scales 2: Amy Ramadan

She won't fit in just one nomination, and no one exists but her.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

• Artcow: Amanda Turcol
• Careercow: Tim Pool
• Madcow: Amos Yee
• Horrorcow: Kevin Gibes
• Cultcow: Russel Greer
• Misc. main forum cow: Tommy Tooter
• Beauty Parlour 1: Pokimane
• Beauty Parlour 2: Anisa Jomha
• Breaker of Scales: Nikocado Avocado
• Trainwreck: Onision
• Internet Famous 1: Boogie1488
• Internet Famous 2: H3H3
• Internet Famous 3: Matt Jarbo
• Furfag: Louis Dominic Gagliardi III
• Rat King: ADF
• Tumblrina: Guillaume Labelle
• Fresh Meat 1: Kevin Gibes
• Fresh Meat 2: Pyrocynical
• lol ded: Douglas Spink

 

[Turtlebees]

Spoiler: Long time lurker. Totally legal voter.

Best Artcow: StoneToss
Best Careercow: moviebob
Best Skitzocow: henstepl
Best Horrorcow: Schofields
Best Cultcow: Yanderedev
Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Drachenlord
Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Jazz
Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Luna
Breaker of Scales 1: Chantal
Breaker of Scales 2: Amy Ramadan
Best Trainwreck: Onision
Best Rat King Lolcow: Dr. Rachel McKinnon
Best Tumblrina: Yarrow Stephanie Sapphire Crimson Claw
Fresh Meat 1: LividLipids
Fresh Meat 2: TransSalamander
Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Fedsmoker

 

[Ripple]

Spoiler: My vote

• Artcow - Stonetoss (I don’t know too much about him but I got a feeling he’s got a lot of weird hidden fetishes he works into his shitty art)
• Careercow - Punished Robert “Moviebob” Chipman: A Man Denied his Lindsey
• Madcow - @henstepl (Love you, man.)
• Horrorcow - Schofield
• Cultcow - Yanderedev (I’ve enjoyed how the general public has caught on to how insane this guy is)
• Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow - John Walker Flynt (please run again in 2022 I’m begging you)
• Queen 1 - Anisa (this has just been a beautiful trainwreck of a year for idubbbz girlfriend and I love this tattoo saga)
• Queen 2- Jazz (POP)
• Breaker of Scales 1 - Chantal (might be the last year I can vote for her)
• Breaker of Scales 2 - Niko (might be the last year I can vote for him)
• Trainwreck - Onision (ever since I saw his video on SERE I’ve been laughing at this lunatic)
• Internet Famous Lolcow 1 - Dax (been a great year for him. Keep winning, bud)
• Internet Famous Lolcow 2 - Vaush (might be setting up a threesome with a bald woman and a horse)
• Internet Famous Lolcow 3 - Baked (Loves the cops and law enforcement)
• Furfag - Pyro (really caught me off guard. I remembered him as the guy who made the MLG parodies)
• Rat King - ADF (don’t need to explain this one)
• Tumblrina - Assigned Male (just a classic)
• Weeb warrior - Shane (Only because I don’t want to see Rackets win at anything)
• Fresh Meat 1 - Pokimaine (Not that funny yet but with all the drama surrounding her all the time I figure she’s got potential)
• Fresh Meat 2 - Ferociouslysteph (Holy fuck what in the hell is that thing)
• Put to Pasture - Boogie2988. Rest in Power
• Best CWC moment - Chris revealing he’d voted for Lisa Simpson in the 2020 presidential election (I don’t really follow Chris but this was hilarious)
• Lolcow related video - The Ballad of Ethan Ralph by @#KillAllPedos
• Lolcow Fanwork- DA GUNT - World’s Best Dad (feat. MC Jarbo)

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Spoiler: VOTES

Best Artcow: Shadman
Best Careercow: Moviebob
Best Skitzocow: Amos Yee / Nathan Larson
Best Horrorcow: Susan Schofield
Best Cultcow: YandereDev
Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Drachenlord
Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Luna Slater
Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Blaire White
Breaker of Scales 1: Amy Ramadan
Breaker of Scales 2: Nikocado Avocado
Best Trainwreck: Onision
Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Alinity
Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Keemstar
Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Destiny
Best Furfag: SnakeThing
Best Rat King Lolcow: ADF (I don't know any of them)
Best Tumblrina: Assigned Male
Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekeita
Fresh Meat 1: Shane Dawson
Fresh Meat 2: write-in for Royal Black (Jodee Noreen Kalra)
Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Douglas Spink
Best Yaniv Moment: Sex tape
Best CWC Moment: The Merge tweet
Best Lolcow-Related Pic: The pic of Onision in the court elevator (or any Onision court pic)
Best Lolcow-Related Video: The Luna and Lurch (Luna Slater) eviction video
Best Lolcow Fanwork: All of the Luna Slater fanworks (I think they are 2020)

I had one write-in for the Fresh Meat category and for the Skitzo category I included an orbiter.

I would also like to write-in Ryan Haywood of Roosterteeth for whatever award he qualifies for.

 

[Ripple]

Realized I never voted for best Lolcow related picture. I’m seconding the corn dildo picture from assigned male

Source

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Lolcow of the Year voting will go live January 5. Vote for your favorite lolcows in this round today!

 

[6thRanger]

Spoiler: Votes

• Best Artcow: Shadman
• Best Careercow: Bob Chipman
• Best Madcow: Fedsmoker
• Best Horrorcow: Snakething
• Best Cultcow: Russell Greer
• Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Melinda Leigh Scott
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Chloe Wilkinson
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Jazz Jennings
• Breaker of Scales 1: Tess Holiday
• Breaker of Scales 2: Nikocado Avocado
• Best Trainwreck: Pamela Swain
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: Boogie2988
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: Smugruko
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: Nicholas J. Fuentes
• Best Furfag: Pyrocynical
• Best Rat King Lolcow: Dr. Rachel McKinon
• Best Tumblrina: Assigned Male
• Best Weeb Warrior: Ron Toye
• Fresh Meat 1: Chloe Wilkinson
• Fresh Meat 2: People's Populist Press
• Best Put to Pasture: Fedsmoker