The Julays Sixth Annual Lolcow Awards 2020 - Voting has concluded! - Vote in the Lolcow of the Year thread!

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I'd like to complement my nomination with an art piece by @John Furrman:

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Am Hole (2020)

 

[Terrorist]

Best Careercow: Lowtax
Best Internet Famous: Baked Alaska
Best Fresh Meat: Nick Fuentes

 

[Sea creature]

Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Mariah Mallard / Momokun
Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Tearzah Hayes / Dollieguts
Breaker of Scales 1: Nikacado Avocado / Nicholas Perry
Breaker of Scales 2: Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty
Best Trainwreck: Onision
Best Furfag: Pyrocincal
Best Tumblrina: Assigned Male / Sophie Labelle
Fresh Meat 1: Chloe Wilkinson | DissociaDID
Fresh Meat 2: Shane Dawson

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

• Best Artcow of 2020: Amanda Turcol
• Best Careercow of 2020: Robert “Moviebob” Chipman feat “Da Chippa”
• Best Mad Cow of 2020: Amos Yee
• Best Horrorcow of 2020: Kevin “Kathryn” Gibes aka “Kevie and the Tranch”
• Best Cultcow of 2020: Russel “The Face” Greer
• Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow of 2020: Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber / ArchivistBecks ('eff her!)
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2020 (my one choice): Pokimane
• Trainwreck of the Year 2020: Onision
• Breaker of Scales of 2020 (my one choice): Nikocado Avocado
• Best Furfag of 2020: Louis “Lou” Gagliardi
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow of 2020 1: Boogie2988
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow of 2020 2: Baked Alaska
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow of 2020 3: Destiny / Steven Bonnell II
• Best Rat King Lolcow of 2020: ADF
• Fresh Meat 1: Kevin “Kathryn” Gibes aka “Kevie and the Tranch”
• Fresh Meat 2: Louis “Lou” Gagliardi
• Best Put to Pasture Lolcow of 2020: Fedsmoker (didn’t he die from a cardiac episode while driving instead of a “car accident”?)
• Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Robert “Moviebob” getting BTFO’d by his waifu Linday Ellis: https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/1605151233429-png.1723670/
• Best Lolcow-Related Video: Gunt, ‘nuff said
• Best CWC Moment: CWC’s Pony Life premiere watching and subsequent reactions

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

• Best Artcow: StoneToss
• Best Careercow: Moviebob
• Best Skitzocow: Dana Marie Cain
• Best Horrorcow: Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions
• Best Cultcow: Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson
• Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Melinda Leigh Scott
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Momokun
• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Luna Slater
• Breaker of Scales 1: Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry
• Breaker of Scales 2: Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty
• Best Trainwreck: Misty Ray Henry
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: shoe0nhead
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: MundaneMatt
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: h3h3productions
• Best Furfag: Pyrocynical
• Best Rat King Lolcow: Dr. Rachel McKinnon
• Best Tumblrina: Sophie Labelle
• Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekieta
• Fresh Meat 1: Shane Dawson
• Fresh Meat 2: Pokimane
• Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Fedsmoker

These are my votes

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

Spoiler: Votes inside!

Best Artcow: meh don't care
Best Careercow: Lowtax
Best Skitzocow: Dana Cain
Best Horrorcow: Kevin Gibs
Best Cultcow: Greer
Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Tamar
Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Moomoo
Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Chloe and Nanette
Breaker of Scales 1: Amy
Breaker of Scales 2: Kelly
Best Trainwreck: Misty
Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: don't care
Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: don't care
Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: don't care
Best Furfag: Lou
Best Rat King Lolcow: ADF
Best Tumblrina: Staph
Best Weeb Warrior: Rackets
Fresh Meat 1: Lou
Fresh Meat 2: Kevin Gibs
Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Amanda Baggs
Best Yaniv Moment: The Catfishing Saga
Best CWC Moment: The Sonichu Possession Saga
Best Lolcow-Related Pic: meh
Best Lolcow-Related Video: meh
Best Lolcow Fanwork: meh

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Vote totals have been posted in the thread's OP. Vote now for Lolcow of the Year!

 

[HONKHONKTIME69]

ethan ralph, for all categories

also: "lower-forums"!? what kind of north korea bullshit is this?