- Best Artcow: StoneToss
- Best Careercow: Moviebob
- Best Skitzocow: Dana Marie Cain
- Best Horrorcow: Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions
- Best Cultcow: Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson
- Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow: Melinda Leigh Scott
- Queen of the Beauty Parlour 1: Momokun
- Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2: Luna Slater
- Breaker of Scales 1: Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry
- Breaker of Scales 2: Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty
- Best Trainwreck: Misty Ray Henry
- Best Internet Famous Lolcow 1: shoe0nhead
- Best Internet Famous Lolcow 2: MundaneMatt
- Best Internet Famous Lolcow 3: h3h3productions
- Best Furfag: Pyrocynical
- Best Rat King Lolcow: Dr. Rachel McKinnon
- Best Tumblrina: Sophie Labelle
- Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekieta
- Fresh Meat 1: Shane Dawson
- Fresh Meat 2: Pokimane
- Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Fedsmoker