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VOTE NOW in the Lolcow of the Year thread!

Worldwide lockdowns didn't deter lolcows from being their exceptional selves, and numerous new sideshows reared their ugly heads this past year.





(First Year / Second Year / Third Year / Fourth Year / Fifth Year)

The Julays are an award ceremony for Lolcows. The various awards are divided up by subforum or thread tag.

Changes Since Last Year

There is no nomination round this year. This saves time and streamlines the process. We know who's done the most this year.

Yaniv, CWC, DSP, ALR, and Gunt all have automatic entry into the finals. 15 other lolcows will join them, based on bracket performance, total votes, and noteworthy activity. Who will they be?



Main Forum

• Best Artcow of 2020: The best lolcow who has a Artcow prefix thread or is only known for their art.
• Best Careercow of 2020: The best lolcow who has a Careercow prefix thread.
• Best Mad Cow of 2020: The best lolcow who has a Skitzocow prefix thread.
• Best Horrorcow of 2020: The best lolcow who has a Horrorcow prefix thread or is a Horrorcow from another subforum.
• Best Cultcow of 2020: The best lolcow who has a Cultcow prefix thread.
• Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow of 2020: Self-explanatory. Also includes Internationale Clique, Tooter, and Wu.

Beauty Parlour

• Queen of the Beauty Parlour 2020: The best lolcow who has a thread in the Beauty Parlour subforum. Vote for two lolcows for this award.
• Trainwreck of the Year 2020: The best lolcow who has a thread tagged Trainwreck in the Beauty Parlour subforum.
• Breaker of Scales of 2020: The best lolcow who has a thread in the Deathfat subforum. Vote for two lolcows for this award.
• Best Tumblrina of 2020: The best Tumblrina who has a thread in the Tumblr subforum.

Lower Forums & Other

• Best Furfag of 2020: The best lolcow who has a thread in the Animal Control subforum.
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow of 2020: The best lolcow who has a thread in the Internet Famous Subforum. Vote for three lolcows for this award.
• Best Rat King Lolcow of 2020: The best lolcow who has a thread in the Rat Kings subforum.
• Best Weeb Warrior of 2020: The best lolcow from the Weeb Wars subforum.
• Fresh Meat: The best new lolcow of 2020. Vote for two lolcows for this award.
• Best Put to Pasture Lolcow of 2020: Some lolcows didn't survive the year, but only one of our dearly departed will take home this award.

The following categories won't make it into the final Lolcow of the Year voting, but are also being awarded.

• Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Basically, just any picture from a lolcow itself posted in 2020 that makes you laugh. Picture itself must be done in 2019. The picture can be anything. Please include a source/link for a thread post that contains said pic!
• Best Lolcow-Related Video: Nominate the most entertaining lolcow-related video made in 2020. Please include a source/link for the video!
• Best Lolcow Fanwork: The best fanwork for lolcows made in 2020. Can be fanart, or readings. You must post the link to them though.
• Best Yaniv Moment: The best moment from Yaniv and/or his mother.
• Best CWC Moment: The best moment from Chris.

How were the nominees for each category chosen?

Thread activity and front-page features. I tried to ensure a mix of new and old threads.

Best Artcow:


Best Careercow:


Best Mad Cow:


Best Horrorcow:


Best Cultcow:


Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow:


Queen of the Beauty Parlour:

Vote for 2 lolcows.


Breaker of Scales:

Vote for 2 lolcows.


Best Trainwreck:


Best Internet Famous Lolcow:

Vote for 3 lolcows.


Best Furfag:


Best Rat King Lolcow:


Best Tumblrina:


Best Weeb Warrior:


Fresh Meat:

Vote for 2 lolcows.


Best Put to Pasture Lolcow:


The other awards have been migrated to the Lolcow of the Year thread.

How to Vote

Message me with your votes or post them in this thread. You can use this template: