The Julays Third Annual Lolcow Awards 2017 + Lolcow of the Year 2017 (WINNER: RUSSELL GREER) - Rolling the red carpets.... with a hopefully larger attendance!

Best Heavyweight Lolcow of 2017

  • Ahuviya Harel/ADF/Phillip V. Haskins-DeLici

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  • Total voters
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Uncle Warren

True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
  • Best Newcomer Lolcow of 2017: don't care
  • Best Loveshy of 2017: don't care
  • Best Tumblrina of 2017: don't care
  • Best Halal of 2017: @Allen John Jones III
  • Best Lolcow Group of 2017: don't care
  • Best Artcow of 2017: @Allen John Jones III
  • Best Careercow of 2017: don't care
  • Best Dramacow of 2017: don't care
  • Best Horrorcow of 2017: don't care
  • Best Skitzocow of 2017: don't care
  • Best General Lolcow of 2017: @Allen John Jones III
  • Best Rat King Lolcow of 2017: don't care
  • Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow of 2017: don't care
  • Best Back From Obscurity Cow of 2017: don't care
  • Best Lolcow FanWork of 2017: don't care
  • Best TGWTG Lolcow of 2017: don't care
  • Best Cultcow of 2017: don't care
  • Best DSP-Related Lolcow of 2017: don't care
  • Best Furfag of 2017: @Cuddly Pirate
  • Best Salt Mine of 2017: don't care
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic of 2017: don't care
  • Custom Award of 2017: don't care
How sweet, except I don't think anyone read the OP.

You're supposed to PM the nominations.

Same as last event, To vote for the nomination round, you must PM me your votes (your votes will not be included if it's not in a PM)
 

whatever I feel like

Disney Diaper Size Fetish Enthusiast
kiwifarms.net
Here's my ballot. And let this be a request to you all to nominate Dewflower for best art/best furry. Seriously click that link near the bottom of my quote. The thread might be short but thats by far the most concentrated hilarity from bad art I have seen all year.

Best Newcomer Lolcow of 2017:Emily Rose Nauert / Moldylocks
Best Loveshy of 2017: N/A
Best Tumblrina of 2017:N/A
Best Halal of 2017: Samuel Collingwood Smith / Vordrak
Best Lolcow Group of 2017:ANTIFA
Best Artcow of 2017: Dewflower
Best Careercow of 2017:Kurt Eichenwald
Best Dramacow of 2017:Joshua "Laura Kate" Dale
Best Horrorcow of 2017:N/A
Best Skitzocow of 2017: Terry A. Davis
Best General Lolcow of 2017:Skylar Ittner / Keep Carroll Catholic
Best Rat King Lolcow of 2017:Greta Martela / Greta Gustav / Kjel Anderson
Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow of 2017:Mariah Mallad / MaddoxMomokun
Best Back From Obscurity Cow of 2017: Maddox
Best Lolcow FanWork of 2017: Mr. Kurmeto as drawn by Chris-chan, posted here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mister-metokur-general.24191/page-34
Best TGWTG Lolcow of 2017: Linkara / Lewis Lovhaug
Best Cultcow of 2017: Russell Greer / @ilovebeingme26666
Best DSP-Related Lolcow of 2017:Vidar Viking Elvi / BrightSideViking
Best Furfag of 2017:Dewflower
Best Salt Mine of 2017:Donald Trump Salt Megathread
Best Lolcow-Related Pic of 2017:Anything by Dewflower, what a criminally underrated thread that was. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dewflower.31498/
Custom Award of 2017: Saltiest Cow Award (nominating Bob "Moviebob" Chipman)
 
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DICKPICSRUS

Your local mermaid fucker
kiwifarms.net
My picks for 2017 still need to fill in two spaces
Best Newcomer Lolcow of 2017: Allen John Jones 2 ( made his own thread talking about his ocs ,tried to make us his personal army creates an antikiwi task force her hacked by a Russian bear)
Best Loveshy of 2017: Grotesque ( he's a real creep and someone needs to take his car away from him )
Best Tumblrina of 2017: Rory rcdart ( her art has regressed even worse this year )
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Best Halal of 2017: hirtes ( out a logged even Anthony a lot himself )
Best Lolcow Group of 2017: antifa ( their chimpouts were amazing especially their November 4th communist revolution with a unicorn )
Best Artcow of 2017: Stephen A. Winchell ( a cuck whos art is only good for kiwi edit parodies )
Best Careercow of 2017: yandev ( her paid for doing nothing but slurp anime titties)
Best Dramacow of 2017: digibrony ( brony turned weeaboo neckbeard )
Best Horrorcow of 2017: daddyofive /mommyofive ( it's just a prank bro )
Best Skitzocow of 2017: Terry A. Davis ( glow in the dark cia niggas )
Best General Lolcow of 2017: Vordrak ( shut us down )
Best Rat King Lolcow of 2017: Eden Belmont ( started the year off fantastic with getting fired from walmart for sucking sick on the job. )
Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow of 2017: Tana mongoose ( repulsive liar who's dog shits in her laundry)
Best Back From Obscurity Cow of 2017:
Best Lolcow FanWork of 2017:
Best TGWTG Lolcow of 2017:
Lindsay Ellis ( gets arrested)
Best Cultcow of 2017:mikemikev
Best DSP-Related Lolcow of 2017: Mystery woman ( brownies )
Best Furfag of 2017: Foxler ( Nazi furries that would be thrown into the gas chamber by Hitler )
Best Salt Mine of 2017: Donald trump existence salt ( so much salt )
Best Lolcow-Related Pic of 2017:
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Custom Award of 2017: Best newfag chimpout : Wednesday
 

CIA Nigger

Not a fed, just a random object on the street.
True & Honest Fan
Retired Staff
kiwifarms.net
Since everyone's posting theirs here I might as well post mine:
Best Back From Obscurity Cow of 2017: Terry A Davis
Best Skitzocow of 2017: Terry A Davis
Best Back From Obscurity Cow of 2017: Terry A Davis
Best Furfag of 2017: Foxler
Best Careercow of 2017: Alex Mauer
Best Artcow of 2017: Half-Dude
Best TGWTG Lolcow of 2017: Spoony
Best Horrorcow of 2017:
Schofield Productions
[Custom Award of 2017] : Best Community Watch Thread: Translesbian Memes
 

Canned Bread

Wow, they have it!
kiwifarms.net
Might as well post mine

  • Best Newcomer Lolcow of 2017: William Edward Atchison / FuckYou
  • Best Loveshy of 2017: N/A
  • Best Tumblrina of 2017: N/A
  • Best Halal of 2017: N/A
  • Best Lolcow Group of 2017: Incels.org
  • Best Artcow of 2017: Allen John Jones III
  • Best Careercow of 2017: YandereDev
  • Best Dramacow of 2017: Boogie2988
  • Best Horrorcow of 2017: Johnathan Ross
  • Best Skitzocow of 2017: Arthur Racian Chu
  • Best General Lolcow of 2017: Skylar Ittner
  • Best Rat King Lolcow of 2017: Brianna Wu
  • Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow of 2017: N/A
  • Best Back From Obscurity Cow of 2017: Onision
  • Best Lolcow FanWork of 2017: Shofu - Verlisify
  • Best TGWTG Lolcow of 2017: Angry Joe
  • Best Cultcow of 2017: Russel Greer
  • Best DSP-Related Lolcow of 2017: Fred Fuchs
  • Best Furfag of 2017: Verlisify
  • Best Salt Mine of 2017: JonTron’s “Racist” Comments (This spawned two different Salt Mines threads, that's how great it is)
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic of 2017: Sonichu 15 Cover
  • Custom Award of 2017: Least Self Aware Lolcow: William Edward Atchison / FuckYou
 

The Giver

Better at Inertia than Galileo
kiwifarms.net
The custom award would be best used as a forum based award, I think. Jen's suggestion of a best kiwi farm poster could work. I'd also add these suggestions:

OP is (not) a Fag: The best original post for a lolcow thread this year.

Autistic Pulitzer: Best 'scoop' uncovered and posted this year. Could be either someone who personally knows the cow spilling the beans or some dedicated kiwi who dug around the net and found some juicy content

Lol Calm Down Award: Biggest sperg or sperg out by a non-halal kiwi. Could be someone who frequently shits up a thread by getting mad about a lolcow or one supernova-level sperg post
 

Trombonista

そう絶対☆もう絶対☆100%負けらんないっ
Global Moderator
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
I can't wait for the nominees to be revealed!

Also, now I wish I voted the first two times.
 
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Oh Long Johnson

Look Silky, he done pulled out a whip
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
  • Best Newcomer Lolcow of 2017: Michael Isaacson's neck
  • Best Tumblrina of 2017: Sophie Labelle
  • Best Halal of 2017: This should really go to KiwiFarms for Halaling ourselves back in February. If that doesn't count, my vote goes to the couch cuck.
  • Best Lolcow Group of 2017: SomethingAwful and Friends. All the doxers participating in a Troonpocalypse was delightful, as was our eventual failure when it came to doxing FAU.
  • Best Careercow of 2017: John Flynt/Brianna Wu
  • Best Dramacow of 2017: ArchivistBex. No one can post in that thread without a-logging due to her awfulness.
  • Best Skitzocow of 2017: Terry Davis for returning from the dead.
  • Best Rat King Lolcow of 2017: Nina, Greta and Translifeline. Crossbows, Null's toilet and now Troonblinka
  • Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow of 2017: Momokun
  • Best TGWTG Lolcow of 2017: Lindsay's pickup for drunk and disorderly takes the prize.
  • Best Salt Mine of 2017: KiwiFarms Reviews
 

Sidon's fleshlight

fig 24. A "balanced and nutritious" vegan meal
kiwifarms.net
  • Best Newcomer Lolcow of 2017: The fuck?
  • Best Loveshy of 2017: The fuck?
  • Best Tumblrina of 2017: The fuck?
  • Best Halal of 2017: The fuck?
  • Best Lolcow Group of 2017: The fuck?
  • Best Artcow of 2017: Shadman- Claims to be an edgelord, when in reality he's a kiddie dabbler in denial.
  • Best Careercow of 2017: YandereDev- Wants to be the next Hideo Kojima, but ends up being just another terrible incel weeb.
  • Best Dramacow of 2017: Kraut and Tea- "Classic Libertarian" who hosted a discord server to dox his opponents.
  • Best Horrorcow of 2017: Randy Stair- Circle jerking at this point? Perhaps, but you got to admit, he left a pretty hilarious digital trail of autism behind.
  • Best Skitzocow of 2017: Terry Davis- Been trying to take down the CIA Niggers since the 80s.
  • Best General Lolcow of 2017: Bob Chipman- Alt-left activist who wants to have a Rick and Morty society.
  • Best Rat King Lolcow of 2017: The fuck?
  • Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow of 2017: The fuck?
  • Best Back From Obscurity Cow of 2017: BenTheLooney- Came back from the obscurity of Youtube rants to provide us with badly drawn porn.
  • Best Lolcow FanWork of 2017: The fuck?
  • Best TGWTG Lolcow of 2017: Joe Vargas- "How do you do fellow gamers?"
  • Best Cultcow of 2017: The fuck?
  • Best DSP-Related Lolcow of 2017: The fuck?
  • Best Furfag of 2017: The fuck?
  • Best Salt Mine of 2017: Fuck that place.
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic of 2017: The fuck?
  • Custom Award of 2017: Best Website of 2017- Kiwifarms.net
 
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