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I nominate Chance Carmichael and James Terry as Best Horrorcows of 2017, considering the former's chimpout on his thread back in March.
Lol @kekz wins the last one no contestThe custom award would be best used as a forum based award, I think. Jen's suggestion of a best kiwi farm poster could work. I'd also add these suggestions:
OP is (not) a Fag: The best original post for a lolcow thread this year.
Autistic Pulitzer: Best 'scoop' uncovered and posted this year. Could be either someone who personally knows the cow spilling the beans or some dedicated kiwi who dug around the net and found some juicy content
Lol Calm Down Award: Biggest sperg or sperg out by a non-halal kiwi. Could be someone who frequently shits up a thread by getting mad about a lolcow or one supernova-level sperg post
This was a banner year for Lolcowdom and there's tons of legitimately great picks. Usually, one Lolcow just absolutely fuckstarts every category and at best we wind up voting for second place. That doesn't feel like the case this year, and I'm really looking forward to seeing how this pans out.
I really hope Brianna Wu cinches the prized Lolcow of the Year award she so clearly sought. She's earned it.