The KFConsole is real, and it boasts one big advantage over the PS5 and Xbox Series X -

[ColtWalker1847]

Not-fer-nothin, but just put in the fridge for later like a normal person. Cold fried chicken is just as good as hot.

Who are these people who need special devices to make this stuff edible?

 

[Phony Negro]

I'm holding my breath until Linus reviews it.

Or Marques Brownlee. I can't wait for their fucking reviews on this.

 

[agility_]

Wow nice move KFC, consider me and my chums "activated".
We have been "activated by your consumer advisory marketing team"

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

They actually only ever made the one and put it up for auction as part of a charity. It ended up selling for 50K. All store pages they linked lead to https://www.shopbeergear.com/products/bl6-the-coolest-cooler-ever, which has a 404 error.

If it's the same company, I bet they'll just do the same thing for the KFConsole and only make one. Very sad times.

Meh, it's no big loss. Why not just buy a PC, and microwave your fried chicken? Or eat it cold, as already mentioned.

They should get WingsofRedemption to be a spokesman.

"LOOK HERE! LOOK, LISTEN! BUY THIS DAMN KFCONSOLE, OR YOUR'E BANNED FROM MY STREAM!"

 

[Overcooked Raccoon]

So when is Null making the Kiwifarms Console? I'd expect it to have tech where each time a new cow development happens, it shoots a skittle into your mouth at a rate of 60MPH.

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

and it finally solves a problem that literally no one cared about until now: how to keep your chicken warm while gaming.

EGM comic predicted this

 

[Violent Ken Apologist]

So when is Null making the Kiwifarms Console? I'd expect it to have tech where each time a new cow development happens, it shoots a skittle into your mouth at a rate of 60MPH.

i was expecting that too

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

I’m not an expert in computers but this sounds like a fire hazard

 

[Larkin N Likin]

Meh, it's no big loss. Why not just buy a PC, and microwave your fried chicken? Or eat it cold, as already mentioned.

Because of the resell value, as already mentioned.

 

[Dom Cruise]

EGM comic predicted this

View attachment 1808334

I really miss Hsu and Chan.

 

[NerdShamer]

I’m not an expert in computers but this sounds like a fire hazard

Yeah, it's between the grease seeping through or how you clean it to just going full RRoD.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

EGM comic predicted this

View attachment 1808334

"Buy our crap!" Man, if only gaming journalism was this honest and straightforward nowadays.....

Because of the resell value, as already mentioned.

Eh, true.

 

[Drain Todger]

Now I'm absolutely certain of the awful truth.

We are living in a simulation, and it is malfunctioning.

 

[HumanHive]

4chan is also announcing a new console, the /g/box.

 

[KingofNothing]

If this is a corporate shitpost, they're really committing to the bit.

https://twitter.com/kfcgaming/status/1341428570388901891

Spoiler: Pics

They even have a official page with Cooler Master.

Introducing the KFConsole | Cooler Master

The KFConsole has arrived. Forged from the fires of the KFC ovens and built by Cooler Master from the ground up, there has never been a tastier way to experience the latest titles in stunning 4k, 240fps.

landing.coolermaster.com

Are you ready for 4k-TV gaming at 240FPS with up to 240HZ output, complete with ray racing? While enjoying perpetually warm and crispy fried chicken? It even has VR, eat your heart out, Stadia

So according to the page, it claims to have an Intel Nuc 9 Extreme Compute Element(priced at $1500 on Amazon), an ASUS GPU, and 2 Seagate BarraCudda 1TB SSD( currently $100 each). Prime material for keeping your chicken warm.

 

[The Last Stand]

Can it run Crysis?

 

[Cod of War]

I could of sworn they showed this off as a joke earlier this year or last year.

 

[Idiotron]

If they'll be giving these away with any order over $50, I might get one.

 

[Rusty Crab]

I could make the same jokes everybody else has been making for the past month, but instead I'll take this time to ask a serious question:

How exactly do they plan to not make this a serious health risk if used for it's intended purpose?

 

[verissimus]

Well that's one way to end this miserable year. Congrats KFC.