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Is this money laundering scheme?
The KFConsole is real, and it boasts one big advantage over the PS5 and Xbox Series X -
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Sister services, email, and search will continue to be negatively effected by the attacks. I made a thread to talk about it, if you're into networking.
My guess is that it will exist but it won't be mass produced. If it was it would fail miserably because no one is willing to spend hundreds of dollars just for a meme (i hope).
I wouldn't be surprised if this was a joke and all they were selling is an air fryer, but then I remember that there's a dating sim featuring Colonel Sanders...
Don't forget that Wendy's released an RPG a few years ago.
Cod of War
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Youtube reviewers will, they bought the garbage that Soulja Boy was peddling.
Dandelion Eyes
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This is a fucking wild way to disclose that they've perfected Wonkavision. Like we have transporter technology finally but it was invented by a chicken company and they refuse to use it for anything but downloadable chicken.
The singularity will be dumb as hell
The singularity will be dumb as hell
If KFC can make a gaming console, can they make chicken flavored condoms?
Looks like it, they released a KFC dating sim where you get to date Colonel Sanders (who is dead) on steam. This console looks like some sort of marketing gimmick to appeal to gamers for some fuckin reason.
I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator on Steam
Welcome to the most delicious dating simulator ever created. Do you have what it takes to be the business partner of and win the heart of the most famous chicken salesman of all time? Play to find out! Go ahead, Colonel Sanders is waiting.
If you buy this which is I think being estimated at around $3000 and you are smart about not opening it and storing it in a cool dry place this may be worth quite a bit of money down the line, since many people who do buy it plan to use it as their main entertainment device due to its good specs that are probably better then their desktop computer. It will be funny to see this thing on antiques roadshow in 20-30 years. My guess is in 20 years most of these units will have been unboxed and have component failures from use and idiots will actually use it to put their chicken and pizza in the warming drawer. I do not have $3000 to shell out but if I did I would certainly consider this from a collector or memorabilia standpoint.
I'm willing to bet that's at least somebody's fetish.
That or turn it into some Mountain Dew gamer fuel for all the true gamers out there.
Go wonder why half the time I get KFC now it's ends up being fucked up. They've been prototyping crysis while cooking my chicken in this thing. What a way to yet again, the marketing department take a greasey shit in Colonel Sanders grave.
If I buy another console ever it'll be this because it has at least 1 use besides being a video game.
I couldn't give a fuck unless KFC brings back the Chocolate Parfait.
Geoff Peterson
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KFC has been shitting on his grave even back when he was alive. It was no secret that he hated what became of the chain.
Super-Chevy454
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That would fit the world of the Boondocks like a glove. That reminds me of that old clip about fried chicken.
Calling bs on this, the reputational and financial damage from the inevitable food poisoning lawsuits would be huge, no corporate lawyer worth his salt/ herbs and spices would let this abomination fly.
That Bud Box includes Broforce, I'll buy it for that reason alone. Best indie geeky action platformer EVAR.
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