The Kiwi Farms Fourth Annual Secret Santa *CLOSED* -

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I'm in


Likes: Video games, Metal Gear, John LeCarre, The YNC, Comics and anything from the CWCki lore
Dislikes: League of Legends, Bosses, Reagueton.

Fun Fact About Me: I once fell into a mill

Receive a 3D Printable gift?: No

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No


TW: Nudity, Profanity, Cartoon Violence
Name: karngood8

Likes: Music (esp jazz/dad rock), PC games, tabletop games, science/technology, basically anything fantasy, Ghibli, Jojo, disgustingly sweet food, animals, origami

Dislikes: Metal, hipster music, memes of any kind, doing work, politics in my secret santa, League of Legends, modern art, youtube 'celebs'

Fun Fact About Me: I bought leather pants for a Halloween costume yesterday

Receive a 3D Printable gift?: Yes

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No
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Pre Merge
True & Honest Fan
I'll add more stuff later...

Name: Pikonic

Likes: Mystery Science Theater 3000, Pittsburg Steelers, New York Giants, New York Mets, Board games, rap music (East Coast, west is ok too), the Twilight Zone, botany. Legend of Zelda, Starfox, League of Legends.

Dislikes: Mad exceptional people, hoes, techno, New England Patriots, Philidelphia Eagles, New York Yankees.

Fun Fact About Me: I make my own mead but still regular a bar.

Receive a 3D Printable gift?: No

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: If needed.
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Got out of the alt-right rabbit hole.
Name: Tardigrade

Likes: Cosmology, space, hunting, frogs, microbiology, WoW, plushies, art, clay figurines

Dislikes: Caramel

Fun Fact About Me: I enjoy making little clay buffalos.

Receive a 3D Printable gift?: No thank you

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No


The Classic
True & Honest Fan
Name: Clownshirt

Likes: Vidya (Mostly RPGs/MMORPGs), D&D, Dragons, Birds, stationery, Bad Lip Readings, writing, animated movies, bad animated movies

Dislikes: Military shooter type games, onions, Kings of Leon, TV dramas

Fun Fact About Me: Vincent Price is my great great uncle or some shit

Receive a 3D printable gift?: No

Can you be an X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 3000?: Yes


Name: Glaive

Likes: Music production, security, synths, beer+mead, Welcome to the NHK, Kaiji, IRC, Onionland, feels, hardstyle, hockey masks, New Zealand, twitch shooters, sushi, travel, imageboards, bitcoins, hugs, making lists

Dislikes: Furs, Tumblr, Banter, Hipsters, slow music, bullying, change, tfwnogf

Fun Fact About Me: Certified pillow fort engineer

Receive a 3D Printable gift?: Yes

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No

The Viking of Disapproval

looks in your direction
Name: The Viking of Disapproval

Likes: Barn owls, corvids, coyotes, Scandinavian history, guns, demonology, cryptids, Undertale, Yume Nikki (& the fan-made games), Shadow of the Colossus, Earthbound, Japanese horror, pixel art, NGE, Cowboy Bebop, Haibane Renmei, Kaiba, Vinland Saga, Oyasumi Punpun, WWII documentaries, Game of Thrones, and Vikings. I like super weird music; Starfucker, Lorn, Tame Impala, Radiohead, Moremoney, Fever Ray, etc.

Dislikes: Children, stinkbugs, most fast food, root beer, chocolate, twitter, fandoms, bad parents and pet owners, unwarranted self-importance, fetishes like inflation and shit, religious extremists, radical feminists, anything to do with modern social justice or tumblr politics. I'm full of hate.

Fun Fact About Me: I've had the hiccups for the past hour.

Receive a 3D Printable gift?: That'd be awesome, but I wouldn't be able to print it.

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Probably not, sorry!

Hi I Am From Page 6

Fucking loser ass dork
I'll play.

Hi I Am From Page 6

Likes: Music (classical music in particular and I also enjoy metal, but I like interesting stuff from any genre), reading (speculative fiction and philosophical fiction are my favourites), puzzle games, number and logic puzzles, crosswords (especially cryptics), cool art, crafts of various kinds, being outdoors in nature by myself, anything that makes me laugh (anything dry, deadpan and morbid will work)

Dislikes: the colour pink, pastel colours, girly stuff, cutesy stuff, people, romance, historical fiction for the most part, people who don't text in full sentences, New Age hippie bullshit

Fun Fact About Me: I have hairy big toes

Receive a 3D Printable Gift: Nope.

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No


True & Honest Fan
I'll be in this
Name: Cumrobbery

Likes: The video games, anime, weird movies, horror (particularly body horror), ancient weaponry and armor, money, Pokemon, green haired anime girls, smoked cheese

Dislikes: Pretentious things, Studio Ghibli, a lot of shounen anime, annoying YouTube game commentators, Minecraft, League of Legends, Frozen, Minions, MLP, Steven Universe

Fun fact about me: I got attacked by a snake a few days ago

Receive a 3D printable gift: No

Can you be an X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000: No
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Da Merge
Name: Quijibo69

Likes: Cats, Super Mario, Portal, Half-life, Silent Hill, Garfield, The Simpsons before season 11, Chocolate,
Sushi, Some cartoons, Creepy movies and tv shows.

Anime, Star Trek and Star Wars, Reality tv, Adam Sandler, My Job.

Mixed Feelings: Futurama

Fun Fact About Me: I know something juicy.

Receive a 3D Printable gift?: Nope, I'm poor.

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No, I don't know what that is.


True & Honest Fan
Name: Yog-Sothoth

Likes: Cats, Dogs, Birds (animals in general), King of the hill, Vidya, Most music, Bootleg video games.

Dislikes: Politics, People taking the internet to seriously.

Fun Fact About Me: I float around in space.

Receive a 3D Printable gift?: No

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No


jewess bitch
True & Honest Fan
Name: Dalish

Likes: Dragon Age, King of the Hill, Breaking Bad, Batman, cats, pretentious Hollywood movies, Joaquin Phoenix, true crime shit, Star Trek (Original Series/Animated Series/tribbles)

Dislikes: Furries, overpriced burritos, weeaboos

Fun Fact About Me: I am jew
Receive a 3D Printable gift?: No

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: YES.

Have a Pepsi

Known to generate most horizontal punching power
Name: Have a Pepsi

Likes: Pepsi, lizards, Hawaii, Michael Jackson, Queen, Dread Zeppelin, Steven Universe (Pearl is my favorite) (Santa's watching you be nice), Pikmin, Smash Bros., Super Mario Sunshine (bit of a phase on account of my enthusiasm for the hacking community)

Dislikes: Coca-Cola, SocJus, most trendy shows besides SU

Fun Facts About Me:
As I said I like lizards, and my pet Savannah monitor, Cocoa, is my closest companion.
I speak 3 languages; one of them being my native language, and is the most spoken; another one that's almost completely useless; and a third one that's even more useless, since it's pretty much only required today to get through some academia.

Receive a 3D printable gift?: No, thank you.

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Papa Nier

Eh, fuck it. I'm in.

Name: Papa Nier

Likes: 1) Vidya - particularly survival horror and the works of Fumito Ueda (ICO, Shadow of the Colossus), Keiichiro Toyama (Siren, Silent Hill 1), and that goddamn lunatic Taro Yoko (Drakengard, Nier). The last is really more of a love-hate relationship, though. Help me. 2) Harlan Ellison. 3) The Glass Menagerie. 4) Death of a Salesman. 5) Dogs, particularly huskies and German shepherds. 6) The Princess Bride (book and movie). 7) Awful fan fiction. 8) It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. 9) Orson Welles radio plays. 10) Stephen King's Misery. 11) Live theatre.

Dislikes: 1) Rural areas. 2) Cockroaches. 3) Extreme SJWs. 4) Extreme anti-SJWs. 5) People who won't shut the fuck up about how much they love Frozen. 6) People who won't shut the fuck up about how much they hate Frozen. 7) People who say they'll meet up at a set time and make excuses until they arrive three hours late. 8) Celery. 9) A Streetcar Named Desire. 10) Pretentious indie games. 11) David Cage.

Fun Fact About Me: I have been held at gunpoint more times than I can recall. /ow the edge

Receive a 3D Printable gift?: No

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No
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The Lizard Queen

I don't get the joke, but I want to.
Well, this sounds like a thing. I can always use a new avatar.

The Lizard Queen (I can do anything. )

Likes: Non fetish art of all kinds. Psychology, Lizards, Undertale, Old-school adventure games, Green, Jo-Co, WoW.

Stalkers, Bad grammar, People who post in all caps, Fetishes and porn, Salesmen who call during meal times, Rap music, Kids on my lawn.

Fun Fact About Me: I 'm secretly a balding, middle aged neckbeard that has become one with a computer chair in his mother's basement. I get my food through a tube, draw inflation art, and am basically worse than Hitler. Real name, Len Shaner. I may or may not be a furry.

Receive a 3D Printable gift?: No

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: If needed.
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no bones about it
Name: Firesharpie

Likes: Dungeons & Dragons, Steven Universe, Pokemon (especially Eevee and Mew!), comics, cats, Doctor Who (sometimes), making fun of bad movies (which often includes Doctor Who...)

Dislikes: Doctor Who (sometimes), being ignored, SJWs, tryhards, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon webcomics (there are more out there than you think)

Fun Facts About Me: I love to voice act and to draw. I actually have my own webcomic.

Receive a 3D Printable gift?: No

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No


Tranny Sayaka Miki
True & Honest Fan
Name: Hat.

Likes: America, history, video games (to a moderate extent), the Kiwi Farms, Christmas (the religious aspect), and not a whole lot else.

Dislikes: Gay shit, leftism, animé, pretentious douche-bags who go to Starbucks, smart-phones, most television, and a whole lot more I can't think of right now.

Fun Fact About Me: I have not worn a hat in years.

Receive a 3D Printable gift?: No.

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No.