The Kiwi Farms Fourth Annual Secret Santa *CLOSED* -

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Name: amandahugenkiss

Likes: Transformers (particularly Prime, G1 and RID2015), Pokemon, European Comics, Hellboy, Wrinkly Dogs, The works of but not limited to: Juanjo Guarnido, Arthur de Pins, Alessandro Barbucci, Patrick Nagel and Mike Mignola

Dislikes: Right off the top of my head: Tumblrtots and SJWs. Otherwise I'm cool with most anything.

Fun Fact About Me: I took basic Japanese and German language classes way back then, and can speak and understand a bit of both.

Receive a 3D Printable gift?:

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?:


Name: TheMightyMonarch

Likes: Netflix, video games, alcohol, high heel shoes, being fashionable, watching awful movies, sleeping, drinking coffee, peace and quiet, 80s sounding music, seafood, making fun of pretentious people and edgelords, cringe humor, watching documentaries.

Dislikes: Loud people, people who only talk about themselves, both SJWs and conservatards, raisins, people who love playing the victim, my hometown, the fact that my hair has been horrible for the last couple of weeks, I can go on but I don't want to write a novel.

Fun Fact About Me: When I was 21, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Afterwards, I got massively dehydrated and I couldn't keep down anything, including water and ibuprofen (Ever tried throwing up those gell pills? Not fun). Had it not been for the IV I got a few days later, I would've been on my way for some massive organ failure.

Receive a 3D Printable gift?: No

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Nah, I'm good. Maybe next year though.


Harriet Louise Connor (No bully; have Autism)
Person of Interest
Name: LagoonaBlue

Likes: Germany, collecting things, foreign food, sleep, watching sitcoms, winding up my closest friends, banter.

Dislikes: Two faced people, hypocrites, arrogant people, MINIONS (the little yellow things that is).

Fun Fact About Me: I'm trying to teach myself German at the current moment.

Receive a 3D Printable gift?: No

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No

SP 199

Alright it's been a while since @Surtur updated the list so since I last updated my list of organisation +4 we have 59 people who've put their names forward.

Also as I was going through the thread making note of who can receive 3D gifts or can be the X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000 I noticed a few people didn't know what the X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000 was so in case there's some lazy bastard who just copied the list and didn't read the entirety of the original post here's the basic gist.

Anyone who volunteers as the X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000 is basically our contingency plan in case someone's partner can't fulfil their side of the exchange


Destroyer of the Universe.
Retired Staff
Yeah I need to update that list. We still have a minute until sign ups are over though


True & Honest Fan
All right, I'm in.


Likes: techno/electronica, Daft Punk, video games (I love most of them, but Pokemon, Etrian Odyssey, Zelda, Harvest Moon are my staples), D&D, World of Darkness (Promethean: The Created is my FAVORITE), art, spicy food, MST3K, pufferfish, macabre/horror stuff, frenzied berserkers

Dislikes: inter-forum drama, mental institutions, ultra-conservatives, cockroaches, hot weather

Fun Fact About Me: I have to stay away from GamerGate threads due to a combination of my inability to not sperg about video games & rabid SJW tendencies.

Receive a 3D Printable Gift: No. :(

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: If I need to be.


Anything worth having is worth cheating for
Name: voiceguy

Likes: Puzzle-oriented PC games with kick-ass plots (yes, they do exist), all kinds of science fiction & horror movies (one exception, see below), Mystery Science Theater 3000 and all things MSTie (Rifftrax, Cinematic Titanic, etc), baiting Brad Watson until he gibbers like the madman he is, doing voice work and song parodies for any kind of online virtual/machinema cinema, writing.

Dislikes: Idiots (present company excluded), "found footage" horror films, excessive pornography.

Fun Fact About Me: Like my kiwi mixed with strawberry -- tell the admins to get to work on that.

Receive a 3D Printable gift?: No

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Not this year, let's see how this works out (e.g., my idea of a gift could suck).


see website
Sure why not? i 'all update this post when I get access to an actual computer and not a tablet

GG Allin

outlaw skumfukk
Guess I'll join in too.

Name: GG Allin

Likes: Traveling, heavy/doom/stoner/sludge/drone/folk/thrash/black/progressive metal, cats, raccoons, Meshuggah, PC and consolegames, painting, writing and drawing, singing, Regular Show, Kalashnikovs, GG Allin, classical music and body modifications.

Dislikes: Tumblr, feminists.

Fun Facts About Me:

I've broken nearly every bone in my body.
2. I'm colourblind.
3. I once painted paintings while on drugs, like acid, cocaine, shrooms, XTC etc, like some dude once did. I sold the paintings and donated the cash to charity.

Receive a 3D Printable gift?: No

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No.

Name: Sigyn

Likes: Art, Memes, Books, Mythos, Opera, Fucking dynastias mom

Dislikes: not fucking dynastias mom, tumblrites

Fun facts: I sing opera (Soubrette/Light Lyric Soprano) and do it fairly well (I think) but lack the social skills needed to join my college's choir.
I'm learning how to digital art rn

3D printer: nope.

Xmas spirit bot 9000: If you're desperate and give me enough time, yeah sure. Also @Surtur idk if you still need one but I'd be happy to help you with assigments and stuff
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my mom is cool and my mom will treat you right
True & Honest Fan
Name: Enix

Likes: Video games, animu, mangu, horror, Mother series, Dragon Ball Z, Paper Mario, CWC, boxing, American football(Green Bay Packers specifically), weasels/ferrets, singing

Dislikes: Hipsters, tumblrites, feminism, extremists of any sort, vegans

Fun Fact About Me: I've been hit by a car and shot in the eye with a BB gun, good times. Also cosplayed as liquid Chris at a convention and some severely autistic guy thought I was the real one. He was nice though.

Receive a 3D Printable gift?: No

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: I suppose yeah, I've got a little bit of free time every now and then

The Master Debater

American Legend
The Master Debater

Most music, especially rap, anime, most stories, sci-fi stories are some of my favorite ones. Writing good and purposely bad stories. Bethesda games, New Vegas, CSGO, Dishonored, XCOM, Hotline Miami, shit with Lovecraftian elements in it, Jazz, Alfred Hitchcock, weapons and anything military, Nazi fashion (Hugo Boss yes), humor, America, and the darkwebonet.

Dislikes: Super edgy things, overly political works of art, annoying fanbases, blatant fetishism

Fun Facts:
  • I'll read just about anything. Just send it.
  • I'm bad at drawing
  • I'm not liked by the Deep thoughts mods
  • I like to parody everything
  • Most of my words don't make sense
  • Anonymous is shit

3D Printer: no
XMAS Bot: maybe, idk

Flamesoul the Diabolical

Name: Flamesoul

Likes: Skyrim, Pokemon (Lucario and Raichu are baes), cats, warrior cats, drawings of my OCs (*hint hint nudge nudge* *secretly slips this link over to you* ), the color purple, drawing cats n stuff!!, Creature Feature (the gothic rock band), outer space

Dislikes: PewDiePie (ew ew ew ew so gross), whiny preteen brats on tumblr, tumblr in general, bronies, SU fandom, winter (mostly the cold weather really)

Fun Fact About Me:
-I just turned 20 today o_0
-I was reeeaaaally close to becoming one of the dreaded SJWs on tumblr earlier this year.....
-Also I'm kinda lazy lol, oopsies

Receive a 3D Printable gift?: Unfortunately, no :/

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Yeah, I can do about two


Necromancer Corgi Queen
True & Honest Fan
Name: Hunger Mythos Dollars2009

Likes: MGS3, Silent Hill, Undertale, Twin Peaks, Trailer Park Boys, corgies (Pembroke Welsh and Cardigan), Yakul (Princess Mononoke), whiskey, mead, coffee, bones, taxidermy, dead things, Necromancy, Lovecraftian spookiness, vikings, beards, eyepatches, chicken fingers, snow/winter.

Dislikes: Coconuts, babies, bullies, Doritos, summer/hot weather, running out of booze and chicken fingers.

Fun Fact About Me: I'm deaf in my left ear.

Receive a 3D Printable gift?: No.

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No.
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