The Kiwi Farms House - Stole this idea from an r9k thread.

[Milk Mage]

ITT: We all live in the same house. Hilarity ensues.

 

[Maskull]

If I don't even like living with myself how pleasured would I be living in flop with you?

 

[The Pink Panther]

I would bully @Libtard Baby on a daily basis. I would show up and be like:

"Hey, where's your bottle, baby?" and I'd chug a liter of vodka down his throat.

 

[Token Weeaboo]

what's the rules on sex?

 

[maalikthefakemuzzie]

I would be the weeb sword owner whomst studied the blade.

 

[Thank Fuck For Evil Otto]

Sesame Street ain't what it used to be.

 

[Ido]

what's the rules on sex?

lol we're all too fat to get out of our wheelchairs let alone have it.

 

[Madam Nekromantik]

Just stay out of the basement and ignore the giant freezer.

 

[Token Weeaboo]

lol we're all too fat to get out of our wheelchairs let alone have it.

The best way to lose the weight is through dry humping it seems.

 

[Ido]

The best way to lose the weight is through dry humping it seems.

Null, the fattest of us, would eat the ones who defy him

 

[Token Weeaboo]

Null, the fattest of us, would eat the ones who defy him

That feeder null, fattened up the house just to show his other side of being a vore!

 

[Shmidty Werbenmanjenson]

Shed in the back yard.

Edit: meat hooks.

 

[Mein Garten]

Just stay out of the basement and ignore the giant freezer.

Also, don't get too close to the furnace behind the locked door.

 

[HeyItsHarveyMacClout]

Fuck it. All Kiwis are welcome in the MacClout House. We'll put up cameras and stream it live to Twitch 24/7.

 

[A Hot Potato]

Is rape allowed?

 

[Mein Garten]

Is rape allowed?

Is it really rape if the people watching it like it?

 

[Token Weeaboo]

Is rape allowed?

You want to gang up on other individuals to find out?

 

[Monika H.]

I feel like I would be that slutty unmarried aunt that goes in and out and gets slightly racist after her third glass of brandy tbh

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

There are thousands of active members. We're gonna need a bigger house. Especially when you consider that the average kiwi weighs 400 lbs.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

Whoever keeps hanging the toilet paper backwards is getting raped and murdered, possibly in that order