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The Last Jedi - Tumblr strikes backIt's nothing like Empire... like.... at all, we promise

Discussion in 'Multimedia' started by CowReserach Inc., Jul 23, 2017.

  1. So it's safe, generic, corporate trash that gets by on constantly referencing far superior material. Imagine my shock.
     
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  2. Watch it, you'll put someone's eye out with that much sarcasm.
     
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  3. My god, I hope it's Kennedy's.
     
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  4. Turns out it's not a Han Solo movie, guys:



    Edit: for the record, this guy loathed The Last Jedi.
     
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  5. could you summarize the video please? does your intro imply han solo is ignored in his own damn movie?
     
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  6. He says it's a Chewie movie.
     
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  7. Are you fucking kidding me!? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--....

    WHY. FUCKING WHY. Did these assholes not learn a goddamn thing? You DONT EVER force an agenda down your audiences throat, especially when it contradicts prior canon.

    I hope all of the people making these kind of decisions die in a car fire.
     
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  8. Hahaha Lando is a robo fucker!
     
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  9. uVP2JyYEJtYVdRUbPf.gif

    Uhhhh I might be missing the context even after watching that clip, but what's this "everything" he's talking about, anyway? Like in-universe, what are the rumors? Was it even remotely hinted at in-universe about his sexuality or lack thereof?

    It's HuffPost being HuffPost, so I'm taking it with a grain of salt as-is until then. Especially with this part:
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    No shit, sherlock.
     
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  10. What does that even fucking mean?
     
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  11. Nothing, it's just pandering.


    ...I'll see myself out.
     
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  12. Basically, when a man, a woman, an effeminate droid, and a 7-foot tall hairy alien came to Cloud City, Lando wouldn't mind having sex with any of them if they were up for it.
     
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  13. Well, given the whole aliens and such it might actually have more meaning in the Star Wars universe than here. Here it’s just a genderspecial way of saying bisexual.
     
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  14. It's basically sexual, romantic or emotional attraction towards people regardless of their sex or gender identity

    oops, ninja-ed
     
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  15. So, he's a raging bisexual? How'd they work that into movie that kids are supposed to see?
     
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  16. I get green alien girls and sexbots, but fucking GELFs and shit?
     
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  17. As long as he's not having sex with anyone, he should be fine making flirty dialog towards Han, Chewie, or the female droid.

    Though I question how well this is going to do in China. A semi-prominent black dude with an atypical sexual orientation? That's going to ruffle some feathers.
     
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  18. I like this new age of writing in which you can write something, have absolutely no evidence of it at all be in your writing, have your writing actively contradict your progressive point and say 'Oh yeah, Lando totally fucked dudes in the ass. Now I know there is absolutely nothing in the movie or novels or anything I wrote ever to support this point, but trust me."

    You may as well say Lando was a pedophile or that his favorite color was fuschia. There's no point to saying any of it, there absolutely no reference or even hint of it, the only reason you say it is to gain progressive points. We see how well that worked out with JK Rowling where her audience instantly turned on her the moment she contradicted herself for money.
     
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