The Leftist Simper - Or: the soyface of currentyear

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Just a bit of a companion to the "gape mouth" thread. It has entered the general consciousness that the "soy face," or gape-mouthed smile with dead eyes, is unacceptable in society. However, the most frequent perpetrators of that face, as usual, failed to understand what was wrong with it as they failed to understand so much of what it means to be human.

The false lesson they gleaned was, "when you make a big fake smile, keep your teeth closer together, and no one will see how empty you are inside."

I am not the first to notice this phony smirk spreading to replace the soyface, and it doesn't, to my knowledge, have a cute name yet. It should be noted, however.

Perhaps identifying it will be good practice in understanding facial expressions for the people who think any baring of teeth or tongue makes a soyface. The more neurotypical of our forum denizens should, however, easily pick up on what I'm on about.

It's the painfully forced rictus of the emasculated male.

Here, have a few examples.

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Before anyone tells me "these are just smiles," look for what I look for.

1) A lack of tension around the eyes (the hallmark of a natural smile.) The face is slack except for the cheeks.

2) The cheeks are very tense. They're pulling back the corners of their mouths as hard as they gawsh darn can.

3) Usually staring directly into the camera; these are intentionally manufactured faces, created by people who REALLY want to show that they are _just_so_happy_
 

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1/2 of these guys are smiling "normallly"

1. This one is a forced smile, someone told him to do it so he looks like the joker. QUALIFIES
2. This fuckwit has the smarmy smug look of typical SJW leftist shit heels who will tell you EXACTLY what your life problem is and how you are an *ist *phobe and then screech at you if you try a rebuttle. QUALIFIES
3. This is a linkedin profile head shot if i ever saw one and he's staring off at where the person told him to look at and smile. DOES NOT QUALIFY
4. Either a Yoga instructor or Martial arts teacher. He is smiling, laughing, and cheerful. He's genuinely happy. DNQ
5.
"Smile i'm taking your picture" moment. DNQ
6. Tourist shot at some place and smiling happy he's probably not going to get shot at by a Anti-Aircraft gun. DNQ
7. "BILLY FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME SMILE SO I CAN TAKE THE PICTURE AND SEND IT TO MOM!!!" forced smile, could go either way, this is how I smile when I don't want to take a picture but it's faster than telling people to fuck off. DNQ
 

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The "tourist" is Joshua Bote. I tried to figure out where he's from, but it seems to be Lower Saxony, San Francisco, Sri Lanka, and the Philippines. Rootless and cosmopolitanpilled.

These aren't ideal examples, I admit. I think your disagreements with some of them prove that what I'm talking about is a real phenomenon.

I think the last one is great, though. Use the acid test. 1) Do I want to throw acid in this face? Yes? Then 2) Is this a girl learning to read? If no, you're on the right track.

3 is 100% what I'm talking about, though. It was the germ of this thread.
 

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This just seems like nitpicking tbh. Lots of people don't like smiling for photos, especially mugshots. Most of these guys just look like they're following the photographer's instructions so they can get it over with.
 

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They look like deranged faggots to me, but I guess I'm alone in this.
 
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