The Lolcast - your first (and only, if you know what's good for you) stop for lolcow mocking.

[ON 190]

Updated 5/16/15 - THE 15-MINUTE TEASER/RUNDOWN

The time has come, Kiwis. Okay, yes, the time for Nick Bate to finally get fucking jailed is way more important, I'll be honest. BUT there's something else... something maybe 10% (15% if we promise enough *cough* sexual favours) of you will care about... @Frank Rizzo and I are starting a bi-monthly podcast about not just major lolcows, but the minor ones as well. Think of it as... well, a podcast starting off with two sexy voices who want to delve deep into the histories of the trainwrecks we (sadly) know and (really) love.

In the wake of Sick "Child-touchin'" Nick's arrest, he's going to be out of the running, and we both are fucking glad. That mug is cancer itself and he deserves to be locked away for everything he did to Amber.

However, we're asking you to vote for the lolcows you love to hate the most and want us to dig deeper into their histories than you ever thought possible. Shit, at the very least you'll get to hear a Staten Islander and a Milwaukeean ramble for 90 minutes and make fools of themselves.

So, what say ye? Vote, motherfuckers. Give us our first lolcow and a reason to live.

(Stands without reason that the Big CWC him(her)self isn't in the running. Sorry, weens.)

If there's someone we missed and you want, just vote for "Other" and post who you think would be a good addition.

Edit: I should have mentioned, but we're still getting a lot of it all together, so it'll be a few weeks before we can have an episode up.

Update 5/7/15! The teaser is still coming, but in the meantime here is an apology from me with Earthbound music.



Update 5/16/15: Episode 0. Enjoy!


Our Mixcloud.
Direct Tindeck link.

Special "raw and uncut" version featuring Paula Poundstone, memoirs, crotch-rot, Cop Dog, Danny Sexbang, and Tallahassee Tuxedos.


(Next time will be solely the outtakes)

Episode One will also have more banter... guaranteed!

Okay, I'm going to try and keep this post updated with guests/ideas/timeframes so that people don't have to dig this thread to find the news.


Additional lolcows:

• ADF
• Woggle
• Vade/Tumblr
• Maybe Nick Bate
• moleman9000
• 72 hours of us trying to figure out just what the hell Oren is saying.
• umad
• Maybe Rika

Eventual Guesters:
@TheIceCreamMan, @SATC Vortex, @Meowthkip, @Ziltoid, @Wolfenmaus, @Adamska, @Hunger Mythos, @TM Ambrose, @Ass Manager 3000, @Chuggernaut, @WanderingVagabond, @Rammspieler, @NobleGreyHorse, @Silvana, @voiceguy

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Flossman and I are quite excited to get this venture going, we'd definitely like to hear what you sexy kiwis would want covered on the Lolcast.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Dibs on first guest spot! I got broadcasting and podcast experience (real radio!)

I got references too just don't listen to any of them lol

e: for whatever reason it won't let me vote but I voted Brad Wilson and Sluthate, two topics that are hilarious and tragic, like a clown car crash

 

[GS 281]

Where's the King... er Queen?

 

[ON 190]

Dibs on first guest spot! I got broadcasting and podcast experience (real radio!)

I got references too just don't listen to any of them lol

Guesting is definitely going to be a thing we want to get going!

 

[SATC Vortex]

I got dibs on the Dobson episode. I hope my headphone mic is good.

 

[Taily Puff]

@Holden

...nothing good comes easy.

 

[Trombonista]

I voted TJ Church, because I first got to hear your voice with the "What ho, Ulrik!" recordings.

 

[blackie toy]

While I want a Holden episode, how would you do it exactly? I mean, how can you call a history deep without knowing how his dog, mom, and dad are doing?

 

[ON 190]

While I want a Holden episode, how would you do it exactly? I mean, how can you call a history deep without knowing how his dog, mom, and dad are doing?

Oh, we have our ways. Deep-cover Croatian spies and all that. I can say no more, else I get assassinated.

I'm going to say that, at first, guest Kiwis won't be around, and I'll have to do some technomagical trickery, but after the second episode, guests will most certainly be around! After the first episode we want to do a livestream to get feedback/be insulted/be asked for marriage, so we'll see where it goes from there!

 

[melty]

This was a tough vote.. I voted for someone whose bio so far isn't enough to make me look further into them, though I know there must be more interesting content I just haven't looked at it and need a summary. But Holden would be a good first post too.

 

[ON 190]

This was a tough vote.. I voted for someone whose bio so far isn't enough to make me look further into them, though I know there must be more interesting content I just haven't looked at it and need a summary. But Holden would be a good first post too.

He would. but I won't lie, I want someone who is a bit less... "open" and "out there," but it's up to the voters. Frank and I must obey. Believe me, our very lives rest on it, okay?!

 

[Meowthkip]

Should you ever feel compelled to do a Vade episode, I'm your gal.

Regardless, this sounds like it's gonna be fun.

 

[Blueberry]

I think you fellas should chat about that Chris-Chan

I hear he's the hot ticket on the internet these days

 

[Saney]

He would. but I won't lie, I want someone who is a bit less... "open" and "out there," but it's up to the voters. Frank and I must obey. Believe me, our very lives rest on it, okay?!

What about Fschmidt?

 

[StallChaser]

I'd recommend doing one on Vade.

 

[Functional Animal]

I voted for Pixyteri, because I know almost nothing about them and would love to hear someone tell the story. Marijan/Holden is my second choice.

I'd likewise love to hear Ahuviya's full story, which I don't know, but that wasn't a choice on the list. They might be a good choice considering they declared war on the Farms recently.

 

[ON 190]

What about Fschmidt?

As far as the forums go, he bolted faster than Fuckbot... well, okay, bolting faster than Fuckbot is leaving at all. He'll probably be included in the Fuckbot episode.

I voted TJ Church, because I first got to hear your voice with the "What ho, Ulrik!" recordings.

Just imagine Rizzo and I doing them. Pure magic, baby.

Should you ever feel compelled to do a Vade episode, I'm your gal.

Oh, he might just be making an eventual appearance...

 

[24isthehighestnumber]

I love this idea way more than I thought possible. Bless you both.

And with that, I must say I vote for Teej. The only lolcow to use a future bid for political office as an argument for content removal.

A nick bate segment would be rather topical with the potential for breaking news updates, though.

 

[The I Scream Man]

An overall "tumblr" cast would be real good too, I think, just like a huge overview of all that is tumblr. Lots of ground to cover but there's tons of lulz to be had.