The lolcow Christmas list -

[Sonic Rainboom]

Why does Chris-chan get so much free stuff? Do you want to be like Chris?

Now's your chance! You too can be added to Santa's special list of exceptional individuals!

All you have to do is:

• Post your home address here
• Post your phone number so we can all call and listen to your hilarious answering machine greeting
• Post a link to your youtube channel full of TRUE and HONEST content, and be sure to take fan requests
• Post your date of birth, so we know when your special day is, and how old you are
• Tell us what you want for Christmas!!

Bonus:

• Assault retail store employees and confess to the crime on Facebook
• List the places you've been unfairly banned from
• Give us a video tour of your house and show off your hoard
• Your best pick up line attraction sign
• Where would you spend your $500 gift card?
• Who is your favorite character from My Little Pony, and what size shirt do you wear?

 

[Lipitor]

Quick someone do this. It will be so funny you know... cuz then you'll get all the free stuff chris was gonna get... but now he wont get it, so he's pissed at you... and then chris will make like 10 rage videos and everyone on kiwi will love you for it.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Why does Chris-chan get so much free stuff? Do you want to be like Chris?

Now's your chance! You too can be added to Santa's special list of exceptional individuals!

All you have to do is:

• Post your home address here
• Post your phone number so we can all call and listen to your hilarious answering machine greeting
• Post a link to your youtube channel full of TRUE and HONEST content, and be sure to take fan requests
• Post your date of birth, so we know when your special day is, and how old you are
• Tell us what you want for Christmas!!

Bonus:

• Assault retail store employees and confess to the crime on Facebook
• List the places you've been unfairly banned from
• Give us a video tour of your house and show off your hoard
• Your best pick up line attraction sign
• Where would you spend your $500 gift card?
• Who is your favorite character from My Little Pony, and what size shirt do you wear?

You have rainbow dash as your avatar so you already have one requirement fulfilled. Try to go for all of them

 

[Sonic Rainboom]

Krampus hey, i bet you cant troll me by sending all your life savings to my house, nerd! try troll me!

And we have our first volunteer!

but you forgot to include your address.