The Lolcow Hunger Games - May the odds be "N"ever in your favor.

[The Janitor]

This is my first OP in the Lolcow board. I will try to encompass as many details as possible, but I guarantee that I won't be perfect. You've been warned.

Welcome to the 1st Annual LOLCOW Games!
The rules are simple: Survive.​

Okay, there are a few more rules that I'd like to discuss. But before we go into the rules, I'm going to discuss voting:

Below this post, I'd like you to post anyone who you'd like to participate in the games. I recommend looking over the other posts before you cast your vote. Please include the cow's name, a link to their thread (if able), and any additional comments (i.e. personality traits, how well they adapt to change, surviving in the wild, etc.)

You "vote" with the ratings:
is equal to 1 vote
is equal to 2 votes, and
is equal to 3 votes.

The higher the vote, the more likely they'll be in the games, and the more likely they'll win.

The game will be streamed live on a later date.

The game is played using the Hunger Games Simulator website. A link to the site can be found here:
http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/disclaimer.php

This thread will be locked in 7 days by midnight Central Time.

 

[CatParty]

Below this post, I'd like you to post anyone who you'd like to participate in the games.

@Null

 

[ICametoLurk]

@Null

Vordrak

 

[RIP_SANITY]

Darksydephil/ Phil Burnell
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/

Additional comments: Doesn't know how to crouch jump, is a fatty, needs Patreon bux nao, his brain is bugged, nothing he could do.

Christian Weston Chandler
https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/

Additional comments: It's CWC, do I even need to add anything?

 

[Mozzarella Dicks]

Jerry Peet.

 

[RI 360]

Phil.

 

[Cthulu]

Tommy Tooter

 

[RI 360]

e/n.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Brianna Wu and John Flynt.

Brianna killed John in real life, but maybe this time the tables will turn.

Not much is known about John Walker Flynt, except that he was a naive young boy from Mississipi who loved drawing comics.
Brianna Wu is a pathological liar, an expert in everything (including politics) and won't be mansplained to. Made a horrible videogame that nobody played.

 

[Shokew]

@x86x2 : The Barney - lover.

EDIT - I have more, but these two will also do for now:

Sophie Labelle - author of Assigned Male.

Jessica U. - author of Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Julie Terryberr- wait, can we nominate dead lolcows?

@Null

Vordrak

same district pls

 

[Ntwadumela]

Alex Leal
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/alex-allie-c-leal-desertfox899.21199/
Furry/therian transtrender SJW cuck who thinks he's a female foxwolf and has declared to take down the Farms yet never attempted to do so.

 

[Valkorion]

Alison Rapp.

 

[skaytec]

Jace and Tyce

 

[FemalePresident]

Amy Slaton

 

[Cthulu]

@Brad Watson_Miami

 

[Mozzarella Dicks]

Spax3

 

[Trombonista]

Greta Martela. She already has weapons.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

Should have added him earlier, but oh well, here goes:

Lowtiergod/Dalauan Sparrow:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/low-tier-god-lowti3rgod-sparrow25.9136/

Additional comments: Arguably even saltier than DSP at times, is a nigga (dindu nuffin), fighting games (especially Street Fighter) are his forte yet he keeps ragequitting these games online (and on stream!) and sucking ass at them, likes animal torture (dude wtf), bans and censors people like crazy on stream (get that ass banned), he's called Black DSP for a good reason.

 

[The Janitor]

[GALLERY=media, 2768]Day 5 of the Games. by The Janitor posted Dec 13, 2016 at 10:39 AM[/GALLERY]
Did a run-through with some of the name suggestions, and the results were funny.

(Also, all of the named people died, even when I added Sonichu, P.E. Trump, and Clinton. An unnamed player that I added won the test run)