Here in this subforum, I think it can be agreed we have seen some truly weird shit, figuratively, metaphorically, and in some cases sadly literally. It is thus high time in my opinion that we decide just who are the most triumphant examples of lolcow who exemplify and epitomize the traits and attributes that defines the species.
For each attribute I ask that you choose the top 5 lolcows you believe best exemplify this trait, and briefly explain why you think they deserve it. Since there are many possible attributes and many, many, lolcows, feel free to only choose one. I also ask that you feel free to put forward any attributes you believe I left off this list.
The attributes are
Narcisistic/prideful: In my mind THE defining characteristic of a lolcow is a smug, deluded, and utterly unearned sense of inherent superiority and "betterness" to the mere mortals below them (occasionally barring a few people they see as "peers"), which contrasts with their hilarious and pathetic failures at life in general and the areas they base their claim for superiority on.
Be it the delusion that they are simply more special, smart, or talented than others, that they are party to some great truth or knowledge that the rest of humanity is unworthy or too stupid/corrupt to have, or that they are part of (or even the sole member) of the "master race/group" and that everyone outside this group is a subhuman degenerate who may be abused and tormented with impunity.
Delusional of his/her/their impunity and grandeur IRL: those who truly believe and act as if they are not just shining lights of talent, prestige, and awesomeness, but that they are far above the laws which mere peasants like us are bound to.
Obnoxious: those most obsessed with loudly screaming about their "awesomeness", "uniqueness", or how much they should be applauded/pitied to the rest of the world and the most intolerant of any disagreement or criticism.
Insane: The sheer disconnect from the lolcow to reality and their inability to comprehend IRL
Hilarious/eccentric: Those whose words and actions posses an almost cartoon like farcical nature
Pathetic: Those who spend vast segments of their lives engaged in demonstrably worthless and pathetic endevours and/or who are obsessed with some petty and pointless issue, yet who view this obsession as one of man's greatest works and deserving of awe from the rest of humanity
Bigoted: those most obsessed with degrading anyone who was born, was raised, or believes different to them as being untermench who must be ground into the dirt along with any who try to defend said untermench.
Repulsive: Those whose personal habits and fetishes are both out on display for the whole world to see, vigerously defended by the lolcows, and are able to drive sane men to nausea
Dangerous: Those who have delusions or fantasies which are inherently dangerous and either have carried them out already or are at a high risk of doing so
Evil: Those whose sick thoughts and actions are so disgustingly cruel and self evidently malevolent, that evil is the only word for them
To start the thread off I will give an example
Insane: 1. Gene Ray 2. Crazy gail 3. Nick Bates 4. Chris Ch@n 5. Gloria Tesch
For each attribute I ask that you choose the top 5 lolcows you believe best exemplify this trait, and briefly explain why you think they deserve it. Since there are many possible attributes and many, many, lolcows, feel free to only choose one. I also ask that you feel free to put forward any attributes you believe I left off this list.
The attributes are
Narcisistic/prideful: In my mind THE defining characteristic of a lolcow is a smug, deluded, and utterly unearned sense of inherent superiority and "betterness" to the mere mortals below them (occasionally barring a few people they see as "peers"), which contrasts with their hilarious and pathetic failures at life in general and the areas they base their claim for superiority on.
Be it the delusion that they are simply more special, smart, or talented than others, that they are party to some great truth or knowledge that the rest of humanity is unworthy or too stupid/corrupt to have, or that they are part of (or even the sole member) of the "master race/group" and that everyone outside this group is a subhuman degenerate who may be abused and tormented with impunity.
Delusional of his/her/their impunity and grandeur IRL: those who truly believe and act as if they are not just shining lights of talent, prestige, and awesomeness, but that they are far above the laws which mere peasants like us are bound to.
Obnoxious: those most obsessed with loudly screaming about their "awesomeness", "uniqueness", or how much they should be applauded/pitied to the rest of the world and the most intolerant of any disagreement or criticism.
Insane: The sheer disconnect from the lolcow to reality and their inability to comprehend IRL
Hilarious/eccentric: Those whose words and actions posses an almost cartoon like farcical nature
Pathetic: Those who spend vast segments of their lives engaged in demonstrably worthless and pathetic endevours and/or who are obsessed with some petty and pointless issue, yet who view this obsession as one of man's greatest works and deserving of awe from the rest of humanity
Bigoted: those most obsessed with degrading anyone who was born, was raised, or believes different to them as being untermench who must be ground into the dirt along with any who try to defend said untermench.
Repulsive: Those whose personal habits and fetishes are both out on display for the whole world to see, vigerously defended by the lolcows, and are able to drive sane men to nausea
Dangerous: Those who have delusions or fantasies which are inherently dangerous and either have carried them out already or are at a high risk of doing so
Evil: Those whose sick thoughts and actions are so disgustingly cruel and self evidently malevolent, that evil is the only word for them
To start the thread off I will give an example
Insane: 1. Gene Ray 2. Crazy gail 3. Nick Bates 4. Chris Ch@n 5. Gloria Tesch
