The Magniloquence of Christian Weston Chandler

[Ford Johnes]

"I name is not Ian... Brandon... Something!" will always be just about the funniest thing I've ever heard.

From the same video:

I am Christian Weston Chandler, so get it through your damn fucking skull and call me a real name that have god has been given to me, and the bear at Regency Square Shopping center, during 1989, you damn mocking bastard!

There's something strangely awesome about accidentally replacing the word "by" with "have."

 

[Prowldent]

"My Tomgirl and Tomboy acquaintances, I feel it is time I introduce myself better. I am more than just a Tomgirl. I am the high-functioning autistic person who was heavily emotionally damaged, artistic inspiration lost with paranoia, deception, blackmail and plain hurtful words from those bottom-feeding Trolls. I am the hand-drawing original creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, Virginia, USA.

I am Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA."

"I am Not the disgruntled, mean or perverted person they have mislabeled of me; I am only a normal, heterosexual, good natured, high-functioning autistic Tomgirl, and I want to be treated like a normal person."

 

[keasbey]

Fond fare-doo is the funniest thing CWC has ever said.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Fond fare-doo is the funniest thing CWC has ever said.

"Bye bye-bye nose."

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

From the more recent Jackie emails -- it's like he's speaking Simlish:

"Now I understand to withhold the beyond like feelings during pre-in-person meet communications."

Translation: These days, I avoid telling people I love them until I've met them.

 

[Midnight Kissy Bull]

From the more recent Jackie emails -- it's like he's speaking Simlish:

"Now I understand to withhold the beyond like feelings during pre-in-person meet communications."

Translation: These days, I avoid telling people I love them until I've met them.

Hubble herbi.

 

[nyelva]

From the more recent Jackie emails -- it's like he's speaking Simlish:

"Now I understand to withhold the beyond like feelings during pre-in-person meet communications."

Translation: These days, I avoid telling people I love them until I've met them.

Holy shit, it's not often that I can't immediately parse Chris-speak but . Hubble herbi, indeed.