The Many Flavors of Oreos - Has Science Gone Too Far?

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I think it goes without saying that Oreos are tasty. Whether you like them classic, double-stuft, or crushed into a fine powder so you can snort them, Oreos are the foundation of America. Lately the Oreo company people have been getting more and more adventerous with their flavors.

Case in point, the jelly donut Oreo now available for a limited time at a WalMart near you
https://www.foodbeast.com/news/jelly-donut-oreos/
What are your opinions on Oreos?

 

[OtterParty]

apparently they're made of communism

Spoiler

i dont get many of the good flavors here though. the blueberry flavor icing tastes like toothpaste.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't really like Oreos much, although crushed, they make a good pie crust. I like the vanilla Oreos somewhat.

 

[RI 360]

oreos are garbage

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Oreos are basically the best thing ever. I'm not big on sweets but I can eat the fuck out of some Oreos, I don't even buy them anymore because I'll kill an entire package in one day. Only the regular ones though, double stuffed are nasty and a waste of Oreo.

 

[RI 360]

Oreos are basically the best thing ever. I'm not big on sweets but I can eat the fuck out of some Oreos, I don't even buy them anymore because I'll kill an entire package in one day. Only the regular ones though, double stuffed are nasty and a waste of Oreo.

There's a reason for that.

 

[OtterParty]

There's a reason for that.

>citing a study that hasn't been peer reviewed

 

[RI 360]

>citing a study that hasn't been peer reviewed

They're objectively garbage.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

There's a reason for that.

>citing a study that hasn't been peer reviewed

Having both eaten Oreos and done cocaine I can attest that Oreos are both better and more addictive.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

You yanks really have mastered the culinary arts of junk food haven't you? France has Cordon Bleu, you have 60 metric tons of sugar and palm oil.

 

[DailyToastBoat]

Not much of a candy-fan, but these strawberry-cheesecake (?) ones were super addictive.

 

[Optimus Prime]

They opened up some firecracker ones for the employees at work a few weeks back, I wasn't paying attention and took a few - took me forever to figure out they basically had pop rocks in them. Which I'm sure the kiddies love but frankly I found it more annoying in my mouth than anything. The Peeps marshmallow ones were weird.

Otherwise, I like both the vanilla and original chocolate types, but birthday cake is even better in my opinion. My family rarely tries any of the other flavors as my dad hates the chocolate cookie part, so only the ones that have the vanilla cookie get in the house.

 

[Dunsparce]

Spoiler

 

[TrippinKahlua]

When is the food industry going to take a hint?

"Uh-Oh Oreo" from the 2000s, New Coke of 1985, mutating our fruit, calling cholestoral the enemy while flouride is ok...

STOP FUCKING OUR FOOD!

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

oreos are garbage

There's an "oreo churro" stand at my work and I walk by it occasionally and the smell nauseates me.

 

[Kaabi]

They opened up some firecracker ones for the employees at work a few weeks back, I wasn't paying attention and took a few - took me forever to figure out they basically had pop rocks in them. Which I'm sure the kiddies love but frankly I found it more annoying in my mouth than anything. The Peeps marshmallow ones were weird.

Otherwise, I like both the vanilla and original chocolate types, but birthday cake is even better in my opinion. My family rarely tries any of the other flavors as my dad hates the chocolate cookie part, so only the ones that have the vanilla cookie get in the house.

The supermarket i go to has them for a limited time. I tried some and they're basically just eating good ol' Oreos with pop rocks in the cream. The popping wasn't obnoxiously loud and it goes away once you take a swig of water or any liquids. Without liquids, it goes away after like 5 minutes or less. Then again, i haven't had pop rocks since i was a child so i could be wrong on the popping sound.

 

[NumberingYourState]

The fucking Peeps oreos.

What the fuck man. Not bad. But holy moly that texture is weird.

 

[Dysnomia]

I wanna try the Peeps ones. They're still in my local Rite Aid. I think no one bought them because of the pink poop crisis.
Has anyone had them? I might pick them up to try.

 

[Randy Lahey]

The cinnamon bun ones taste like dunkaroos, if anyone remembers those.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I wanna try the Peeps ones. They're still in my local Rite Aid. I think no one bought them because of the pink poop crisis.
Has anyone had them? I might pick them up to try.

I was morbidly curious, though I totally would have tried if I knew about the pink poop. I'm juvenile like that.