The Matt Call -

[Marvin]

Ok, so, someone mentioned "Matt" in the Father call thread, and while it's a different Matt, it reminded me of some white knight who wanted to give Chris some advice. Somehow we got his number and called him up.

It's very amusing, if I do say so myself. Enjoy: http://www.mediafire.com/?r2py7u36i3t1yl0

(I clipped off some parts, basically Matt eventually figured out he was duped and a few other people got on the recording. They don't want their voices out there, plus it's not funny when he started to realize, so I clipped it off.)

Edit: Sept 26 2010

 

[Rio]

I'm not sure why he believed it was Chris... The troll doesn't even sound or act remotely similar to Chris. I like that when the guy calling says that he's not Chris, the guy goes "YOU ARE. YOUR VOICE IS UNMISTAKABLE!" even though the guy calling sounds nothing like Chris.

The white knight also gets really upset about it. Jesus.

 

[Marvin]

I'm not sure why he believed it was Chris... The troll doesn't even sound or act remotely similar to Chris. I like that when the guy calling says that he's not Chris, the guy goes "YOU ARE. YOUR VOICE IS UNMISTAKABLE!" even though the guy calling sounds nothing like Chris.

The white knight also gets really upset about it. Jesus.

Yeah, that confused us too. Like, goddamn, was he tired or something? I think part of it was that he called Chris and expected that the only person who would have his number would be Chris. I don't know what he was thinking. It's a mystery, I guess.

 

[acrylicpaint]

What a flawless impression of Chris.

Yaaay, little big backpack.

 

[pickleniggo]

What the actual fuck. Marvin, are you trollin'? This can't be real.

 

[Marvin]

What the actual fuck. Marvin, are you trollin'? This can't be real.

Haha, nah, it's real. Like, when he actually realizes he got trolled, he flips out and says a lot of dumb shit. Like desperation at that point.

Like, the fake-Chris can't even believe that Matt really believes he's talking to Chris. But he keeps on going.

 

[pickleniggo]

It's amazing that this guy says he's not only met Chris and Bob, but Cole as well. What's up with that?

 

[Marvin]

It's amazing that this guy says he's not only met Chris and Bob, but Cole as well. What's up with that?

He says he's talked to Chris and Bob, but actually met Cole. I guess that's a possibility, if Cole's spent any significant amount of time in the place where Matt said he met him.

 

[Bgheff]

This white knight knew nothing about Chris if he thought what he was doing would possibly help. the trolls was kinda accurate.

Also, it that the Jack Thaddeus troll? His voice does sound like who he claims to be.

 

[Marvin]

This white knight knew nothing about Chris if he thought what he was doing would possibly help. the trolls was kinda accurate.

Yeah, honestly, what we were saying was on target. And that's mostly how he successfully dodges trolls now. Not entirely, but mostly.

 

[Yawning Squirtle]

The guy doing Chris sounds like a bad Cartman impersonator.

 

[PopOfColor]

The guy doing Chris sounds like a bad Cartman impersonator.

That was what I thought listening to his.

 

[applecat]

I'm disappointed in the lack of people pretending to be Batman.

Yeah, that confused us too. Like, goddamn, was he tired or something? I think part of it was that he called Chris and expected that the only person who would have his number would be Chris. I don't know what he was thinking. It's a mystery, I guess.

I actually know exactly who this is and can vouch that he was almost definitely drunk, lol.

 

[Descent]

I think part of it was that he called Chris and expected that the only person who would have his number would be Chris.

How Chris like.

 

[Marvin]

I actually know exactly who this is and can vouch that he was almost definitely drunk, lol.

Ok, now things make a lot more sense.

Edit: Although, now that I listen to it again, it doesn't explain everything...

 

[Golly]

"I live at 14 Branchland Ct, you dumbass!"
"Who the fuck memorizes the zipcode?"

This is probably one of the few times Jack Thaddeus has actually made me laugh.

 

[Descent]

Chris brother. Come on brother. Brother!

I actually like Jack (although he's no Liquid). What Mumble is this guy talking about when he says he spoke to Chris and Bob? Or is that the alcohol talking.

 

[Silver]

Holy shit this Matt guy has no fucking idea how autists work, no matter what he says about his brother. Drunk or not.

 

[Descent]

Maaaaarvin, is that you at the end saying he needs to get more vodka?
I had a really shitty day at work, but this kept me laughing, so thanks a bunch.
"I'm with the FBI."

 

[butt in trouble]

This is gold Marvin. Pure Gold.

"NYO NYO NYO!"