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- Aug 13, 2016
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What's the most autistic dream you've ever had? I had one last night that was so autistic it needs to see the light of day.
I dreamed I was watching a movie in China where it was Assassin's Creed but it took place in the Sonic the Hedgehog universe. But the Chinese fucked with the subtitles so Dr. Robotnik, who was the head of the Templar Order, wound up being some allegory for American capitalism and Sonic, who was the master assassin of the Mobius Assassin's Bureau, was in charge of spreading communism to all the places being oppressed by Robotnik's capitalist machines. There was one scene where a fleet of Robotnik's airships, with giant iron crosses painted on them, were raining artillery fire on the city. Sonic and his friends had to parkour around the city by vaulting themselves over pieces of rebar and grinding on iron girders to get to Robotnik's airship. Anyway it ends with Sonic doing a homing attack on Robotnik and his quills turning into hidden blades.
I dreamed I was watching a movie in China where it was Assassin's Creed but it took place in the Sonic the Hedgehog universe. But the Chinese fucked with the subtitles so Dr. Robotnik, who was the head of the Templar Order, wound up being some allegory for American capitalism and Sonic, who was the master assassin of the Mobius Assassin's Bureau, was in charge of spreading communism to all the places being oppressed by Robotnik's capitalist machines. There was one scene where a fleet of Robotnik's airships, with giant iron crosses painted on them, were raining artillery fire on the city. Sonic and his friends had to parkour around the city by vaulting themselves over pieces of rebar and grinding on iron girders to get to Robotnik's airship. Anyway it ends with Sonic doing a homing attack on Robotnik and his quills turning into hidden blades.