The Most Embarrassing Albums in Your Collection. -

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The Charles Dickens of Disco
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Time for some musical catharsis.

Like the title says- what are some of the more embarrassing albums in your music collection. These can be albums you bought or, for you young'uns who've never been inside a record store, downloaded.

One rule though: you cannot list albums that other people bought for you. The albums you list were your own responsibility and your own fault.

My sad selections...

Everclear - Slow Motion Daydream. I got into Everclear when the single "Father of Mine" was on the airwaves. Really liked their first few albums. However, with most quasi-punk bands, there is always a point where the young punk rocker just begins to sound like a confused old man. This was that album for me. Just soft around the middle and trying to find that former glory.

Sting - Brand New Day. Yyyyup. I actually bought this back when I was in school. I grew up with listening to the Police and... really, that's my only explanation for it. I'm just gonna chalk this up to "teenage hormones making me do dumb things." But yeah, this entire album is bonafide adult contemporary schlock, with it's only saving grace being "Desert Rose," which is... not really saying much.

April Wine - The Best Of April Wine. What, you've never heard of April Wine? Yeah, I don't blame you. April Wine was like a watered down, Canadian version of Toto. And if you don't know who Toto is... allow me to educate you. Anyway, I think I got this because... I heard their cover of "21th Century Schizoid Man" and thought that reflected the rest of their music. Ohhhhh dear no. No. The video I linked above is about the closest thing to "rock" they have. The rest is a pale imitation of anything the could try and emulate, whether it be Grand Funk Railroad, Yes, REO Speedwagon... essentially they're a musical band of leeches, leeching off of bands your dad thinks are cool.

Now then, it's time to release the demons from your souls! Confess your musical sins to the altar of the internet! Godbear wills it so!
 

telegramsamo

Dead Fink
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Duke Nukem

Leader of the Anti-Chad Extermination Squad
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I have spice girls "spice" on vinyl. Kinda embarassing, but then I found out its a big collectors item.

Do you have any YouTube links?

I'm not sure what albums in my collection are embarrassing, but I'll have to check. Is 90's music embarrassing, by any chance?

It's a guilty pleasure for me, at least.

 

CatParty

Boo
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That price is insane. And that's coming from a guy who recently dropped $800 on a shotgun.

But yeah, definitely keep your copy as is. You didn't open it yet, did you?



Opened long ago lol. Bought it as a novelty thrift find.
 

Duke Nukem

Leader of the Anti-Chad Extermination Squad
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Opened long ago lol. Bought it as a novelty thrift find.

Still worth something to the right people, if you can find them. It's still pretty lulzy. I once found a couple of discarded rap CDs on the road, and I still have them. And they work.
 

Konstantinos

The Sword of Atismu
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I somehow came into possession of a copy of It's Only Time by Drake Bell. The fact that I still own it after all these years has become something of a running joke between me and my friends.
 

Bugaboo

I have to kill fast and bullets too slow
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I don't like albums of music because I only like 1 song by an artist and all the rest are crap
Except I own a CD called "Crazy Frog: Crazy Hits"
 

ShittyRecolor

Preferred pronouns: shit\shits\shitself
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I own two Blackmore&Night albums. They're making Renaissance inspired pop songs and such. Most of their stuff sounds almost embarassingly cheesy and saccharine to me (especially if compared to authentic Renaissance era music), but there are a few songs I listen to every now and then (Mondtanz, Shadow of The Moon, their version of Joan Baez's Diamonds and Rust).

The several Nu-Metal albums I've accumulated during my angsty teen years probably take the cake, though. Korn, Slipknot, Limp Bizkit, Satic X, Defnotes, that kind of stuff.

Wait, screw that! THIS is one of my most embarassing albums:



EDIT: Oh wait, scratch that, this was a gift from a classmate of mine. Sorry.
 
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