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The Musical stylings of the artist currently known as Phil.

We all know that Phil has a obsession with Maps and Anime but he has in the past fancied himself as a musician.

Narcism on display said:
Blame Ahuviya Harel - Lyrics
JORDAN: Times have changed
Our Community is getting worse!
They won't conform to the binary
They just want to revolt and curse!

PAMELA: Should we blame the government?

TAMMY RAE: Or blame Cisgender society?

JULIA: Or should we blame the media's depictions of us on TV?

JORDAN: No, Blame Ahuviya!

EVERYONE: Blame Ahuviya!

JORDAN: With all her evil little eyes
And Communist head so full of lies!

EVERYONE: Blame Ahuviya! Blame Ahuviya!

JORDAN: We need to form a full assault!

EVERYONE: Its Ahuviya Harel's Fault!

PAMELA: Don't blame me for my political stance
She read fucking Marx and now she's the worse since Stalin!

TAMMY RAE: I once tried to help her transition once
When Harel now sees me she now tells me to
Fuck my petty bourgeois self!

JORDAN: Well, Blame Ahuviya!

EVERYONE: Blame Ahuviya!

JORDAN: Its seems everything's gone wrong
Since Ahuviya Harel came along.

EVERYONE: Blame Ahuviya!
Blame Ahuviya!

JULIA: She's not even a real transgender woman anyway!

JORDAN: Harel denies the Holodomor by Stalin, she doesn't think its true
She also glorifies Soviet war crimes and that murderer Mao Zedong too!

EVERYONE: Should we blame Harel's former job?
Should we blame the Capitalist system?
Or the Thirty-five US states that legally allow us transfolk to be fired?

JORDAN: HELL, NO!

EVERYONE: Blame Ahuviya! Blame Ahuviya!

TAMMY RAE: With all her Bolshevik Hullabaloo

JORDAN: And that bitch Rika Stiles too

EVERYONE: Blame Ahuviya! Shame on Ahuviya for...
The socialist slut we must cut
The totalitarian tranny we must bash
Her anticapitalist shit must be undone
We must blame her and cause a major fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming us!
Archive.

His Personal Anthem said:
Anthem of Ahuviya Harel
Unbreakable Union of Freeborn Genders,
The Great Ahuviya Harel has welded forever to stand!
Created in struggle by will of Queer peoples,
United and mighty her Soviet Womanhood

Sing to the Motherland, home of the free!
Bulwark of queer peoples in solidarity strong,
O Revolution of Chairwoman Harel,
The strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph leads us on!

Through the tempests of the sunrays that cheered us,
Along the new path the great Ahuviya Harel did lead,
To a righteous cause she raised up the peoples,
She inspired them to labor in valorous deed

Sing to the Motherland, home of the free!
Bulwark of queer peoples in solidarity strong,
O Revolution of Ahuviya Harel,
The strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph leads us on!

In victory of Communism's deathless ideal,
We see the future of our dear land.
And to her fluttering scarlet red banner,
Selflessly true she will always stand!

Sing to the Motherland, home of the free!
Bulwark of queer peoples in solidarity strong,
O Revolution of Ahuviya Harel,
The strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph leads us on!
Archive.

Prison Fetish lyrical edition said:
Gulag Trip -SONG LYRICS-
GULAG TRIP (ARREST ME, BEAT ME, DEPORT ME, KILL ME)

Written by Ahuviya Harel

Album - Oedipus Complex

Produced by Sycophants Records

-

-Interlude-

Riddle me this,

Riddle me that,

Who is afraid of

Mother Russia's Corrective Labor Camps!

-evil cackle of Chairwoman Ahuviya Harel-

-

-BRIDGE-

-

Listening to the torture

Hearin' people scream

Sittin' in a holding cell

This must be a bad dream

But I am in for a crime

This is it, pal

To Siberia I go

-

My hands and feet are shackled

The cold steel makes me freeze

Riding in a freight train boxcar

Got sentenced Ten years

Can you help me

Have mercy

Chairwoman Harel, please

-

My fate has been sealed

Got bad frostbite

Arrest me, beat me

Deport me, kill me

-

Your guards beat me with their truncheons

It's driving me batshit insane

Just give me solitary confinement

Don't shoot me up with a Kalashnikov

Help me out here

'Cause I'm in severe Pain

-

Please stop the human rights abuses

Now let me out of this prison camp

Arrest me, beat me

Deport me, kill me

-


I bust rocks with a pick-axe

I work fourteen hours a day

But you only feed me

Bread and turnip soup twice a day

'Cause your penal system

Is a little inhumanly cruel on

My bruised-up body

I might die here!

-

It's getting absurd

I hope I'll get extradited, now!

Arrest me, beat me

Deport me, kill me
Archive.

His Ideology is retarded said:
Her Ideology is Red
Her ideology is red,

Your body turns blue.

In Soviet Russia,

Ahuviya Harel will rule over you.

-

Her uniform is green,

Her jackboots are leather.

Her armband is crimson,

This girl has it all together.

-

Her ideology is red,

Your body turns blue.

In Soviet Russia,

Ahuviya Harel will arrest you.

-

The curtains are made of iron,

and so is Chairwoman Harel's fist.

To the Gulags of Siberia you go,

If you dare insurrect and resist.

-

Her ideology is red,

Your body turns blue.

In Soviet Russia,

Ahuviya Harel will interrogate you.

-

Cold steel clapped around,

Your ankles and wrists.

Her evil smiles and grins,

Are something her prisoners can't resist.

-

Her ideology is red,

Your body turns blue.

In Soviet Russia,

Ahuviya Harel will torture you.

-

Her heart on the inside is tender,

Ahuviya Harel loves you.

Respect Her gender identity,

Or else you'll know she'll do.

-

Her ideology is red,

Your body turns blue.

In Soviet Russia,

You better run if Ahuviya Harel wants to kill you.
Archive.

He tried to Rap said:
Ahuviya Hell - RAP LYRICS -
Ahuviya Hell
Written by: Ahuviya Harel
Album - Oedipus Complex
Produced by Sycophants Records

In the mean streets of Philadelphia

There is a Maoist Transgender Girl

Advocating revolution against the Bourgeoisie

And complete liberation of the LGBT

A Socialist future is her ultimate goal

Where everyone is equal all over the World

Capitalism will fold,

Communist Revolution will hold

All thanks to Chairwoman Ahuviya Harel

-

She strikes terror in the hearts

To those who dare oppose Her

Her face shows a stone cold stare

Homophobes and Transphobes y'all beware

She won't fucking care

Click, click, pull in the gunsmoke

She'll smirk at you as yo' eyes turn grey

-

~Chorus~

DON'T FUCK WITH THE HAREL BITCH

SHE'LL PUMP YO ASS WITH LEAD

AND LEAVE YO BODY IN A DITCH

YOUR PALE CORPSE DEAD

POPPIN 7.62 ROUNDS AT DA GENDER POLICE

USING HER KALASHNIKOV TO LIBERATE QUEERS

OPPRESSED LGBT PEOPLE GIVE HER CHEERS

AHUVIYA HELL IS A FORCE TO BE FEARED

-

People's War against the partiarchal system

LGBT People will no longer be the victims

The Rich Bourgeoisie and Compradors

Ya better make a run for the mothafuckin' doors

Chairwoman Harel is waging all-out Class War

And you if call her a 'him' or a 'he'

Yo better flee when she screams

"MALE PRONOUNS ARE PUNISHABLE BT DEATH!"

-

She strikes terror in the hearts

To those who dare oppose Her

Her face shows a stone cold stare

Homophobes and Transphobes y'all beware

She won't fucking care

Click, click, pull in the gunsmoke

She'll smirk at you as yo' eyes turn grey

-

~Chorus X2~

DON'T FUCK WITH THE HAREL BITCH

SHE'LL PUMP YO ASS WITH LEAD

AND LEAVE YO BODY IN A DITCH

YOUR PALE CORPSE DEAD

POPPIN 7.62 ROUNDS AT DA GENDER POLICE

USING HER KALASHNIKOV TO LIBERATE QUEERS

OPPRESSED LGBT PEOPLE GIVE HER CHEERS

AHUVIYA HELL IS A FORCE TO BE FEARED

-

DON'T FUCK WITH THE HAREL BITCH

SHE'LL PUMP YO ASS WITH LEAD

AND LEAVE YO BODY IN A DITCH

YOUR PALE CORPSE DEAD

POPPIN 7.62 ROUNDS AT DA GENDER POLICE

USING HER KALASHNIKOV TO LIBERATE QUEERS

OPPRESSED LGBT PEOPLE GIVE HER CHEERS

AHUVIYA HELL IS A FORCE TO BE FEARED
Archive.

There might be more, but as you can see his power trips extend into every aspect of his life.
 

Flame the Sunbird

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I can't help but read "Her Ideaology Is Red" in Yakov Smirnoff voice.

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feedtheoctopus

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"In Soviet Russia, Ahuvia Harel will rule over you!"

I think that about sums up his politics. Little concern for the international proletariat, more concern for himself.

I've met plenty of Marxists/anarchists/general activist types in my life. They tend to groan when people like Phil show up. Probably why he got kicked out of Occupy Portland. Nobody wants a wannabe Mao Zedong with authoritarian tendencies and a deeply flawed grasp of theory to be the person who ends up on the nightly news.
 
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