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CWCchange

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4chins found the ebook the alleged shooter wrote and apparently it's all about melanin power and we wuz kangz shit

http://upload.epubconverter.com/file-system/epub-converter/upload/output/2016-07-17/f696f965-dc98-4a90-8e94-339b12afd096/B019PUAMQ2_EBOK copy.pdf

haven't read it but thought some kiwis might want to browse for giggles
It doesn't work for me, but if it's legit I can imagine BLM is going to paint this dindu as a scholar.

To be fair, the Nation of Islam is not Islamic. It's core values are about a UFO built by early-Showa Era Japan, which will destroy whitey if they don't pay reparations for slavery, despite common knowledge Muslims invented the black slave trade. Since then, they've basically realigned themselves with the Church of Scientology, another reputable cult.
 
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It doesn't work for me, but if it's legit I can imagine BLM is going to paint this dindu as a scholar.


To be fair, the Nation of Islam is not Islamic. It's core values revolve around a UFO built by the Empire of Japan in the early-Showa era, which will destroy whitey if they don't pay reparations for slavery, despite common knowledge Muslims invented the black slave trade. Since then, they've basically re-aligned themselves with the Church of Scientology, another reputable cult.
I thought you were being sarcastic...but yeah
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beliefs_and_theology_of_the_Nation_of_Islam#The_Mother_Plane
 

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To be fair, the Nation of Islam is not Islamic. It's core values are about a UFO built by early-Showa Era Japan, which will destroy whitey if they don't pay reparations for slavery, despite common knowledge Muslims invented the black slave trade. Since then, they've basically realigned themselves with the Church of Scientology, another reputable cult.

This is not an joke, nor is it an exaggeration.

This is 100% factual. CWCchange is being serious as cancer on this one.
 

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^I'm always serious, usually, sometimes, not really.

Here's an old-ass Rush Limbaugh call from the early 90s summarizing NOI and its followers, unabridged:
 
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Sheikh_Speare

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^I'm always serious, usually, sometimes, not really.

Here's an old-ass Rush Limbaugh call from the early 90s summarizing NOI and its followers, unabridged:

When I was in high school I read an NOI book given to me by a black friend who had relatives in the Nation. Everything they believe is hilarious:

  • Black people have been around for 66 trillion years, beginning when the first black man, called "the Originator", created himself and the universe.
  • The universe is ruled by a council of black men called "the 24 Scientists" who fly around space in UFOs. They control the weather with machines.
  • White people (actually, all non-black races, but whites were the goal) were created by a black mad scientist named Yakub through many generations of breeding experiments on an island named Pelan. His intent was to create a 100% evil race, and after many generations he finally succeeeded when the first white child was born. After whites caused trouble, they were exiled to live in caves, hence NOI referring to white people as cavemen.
  • The "prophets" spoken of in religious scriptures are actually people who were contacted by the 24 Scientists, taken up in their UFOs, and given advanced knowledge by them. Later generations termed the 24 Scientists "angels", and called their chief "God." One of the prime tenants of the NOI is that the supernatural, the afterlife, etc. do not exist, and there is no "spook god." Instead, all of these ideas are misinterpretations of interactions with the 24 Scientists and their advanced technology.
  • Moses tried to kill off white people with TNT given to him by the Scientists, but failed.
  • Black people live on the moon and Mars.
  • Pigs were created on the island of Pelan too, by Yakub breeding together cats, rats, and dogs.
 

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When I was in high school I read an NOI book given to me by a black friend who had relatives in the Nation. Everything they believe is hilarious:

  • Black people have been around for 66 trillion years, beginning when the first black man, called "the Originator", created himself and the universe.
  • The universe is ruled by a council of black men called "the 24 Scientists" who fly around space in UFOs. They control the weather with machines.
  • White people (actually, all non-black races, but whites were the goal) were created by a black mad scientist named Yakub through many generations of breeding experiments on an island named Pelan. His intent was to create a 100% evil race, and after many generations he finally succeeeded when the first white child was born. After whites caused trouble, they were exiled to live in caves, hence NOI referring to white people as cavemen.
  • The "prophets" spoken of in religious scriptures are actually people who were contacted by the 24 Scientists, taken up in their UFOs, and given advanced knowledge by them. Later generations termed the 24 Scientists "angels", and called their chief "God." One of the prime tenants of the NOI is that the supernatural, the afterlife, etc. do not exist, and there is no "spook god." Instead, all of these ideas are misinterpretations of interactions with the 24 Scientists and their advanced technology.
  • Moses tried to kill off white people with TNT given to him by the Scientists, but failed.
  • Black people live on the moon and Mars.
  • Pigs were created on the island of Pelan too, by Yakub breeding together cats, rats, and dogs.

So there are people who believe that. These people must be so dumb, Chris chan compared to them is a genius. I need a drink.
 

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When I was in high school I read an NOI book given to me by a black friend who had relatives in the Nation. Everything they believe is hilarious:

  • Black people have been around for 66 trillion years, beginning when the first black man, called "the Originator", created himself and the universe.
  • The universe is ruled by a council of black men called "the 24 Scientists" who fly around space in UFOs. They control the weather with machines.
  • White people (actually, all non-black races, but whites were the goal) were created by a black mad scientist named Yakub through many generations of breeding experiments on an island named Pelan. His intent was to create a 100% evil race, and after many generations he finally succeeeded when the first white child was born. After whites caused trouble, they were exiled to live in caves, hence NOI referring to white people as cavemen.
  • The "prophets" spoken of in religious scriptures are actually people who were contacted by the 24 Scientists, taken up in their UFOs, and given advanced knowledge by them. Later generations termed the 24 Scientists "angels", and called their chief "God." One of the prime tenants of the NOI is that the supernatural, the afterlife, etc. do not exist, and there is no "spook god." Instead, all of these ideas are misinterpretations of interactions with the 24 Scientists and their advanced technology.
  • Moses tried to kill off white people with TNT given to him by the Scientists, but failed.
  • Black people live on the moon and Mars.
  • Pigs were created on the island of Pelan too, by Yakub breeding together cats, rats, and dogs.

You know you've found a winner of a belief structure when the Anchuent Prophecy seems less fucking retarded.
 

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  • Moses tried to kill off white people with TNT given to him by the Scientists, but failed.

From Wikipedia:
The new race traveled to Mecca where they caused so much trouble they were exiled to "West Asia (Europe), and stripped of everything but the language....Once there, they were roped in, to keep them out of Paradise....The soldiers patrolled the border armed with swords, to prevent the devils from crossing." For many centuries they lived a barbaric life, surviving naked in caves and eating raw meat, but eventually they were drawn out of the caves by Moses who "taught them to wear clothes". Moses tried to civilize them, but eventually gave up and blew up 300 of the most troublesome of them with dynamite.

Holy shit. Do we have a Nation of Islam thread yet? Elijah Muhammad, the most prominent Nation of Islam leader, legit seems like he had about 12 untreated mental disorders. How else could he come up with this nonsense?

Elijah Muhammad also asserted that some of the new white race "tried to graft themselves back into the black nation, but they had nothing to go by." As a result, they became gorillas. "A few were lucky enough to make a start, and got as far as what you call the gorilla. In fact, all of the monkey family are from this 2,000 year history of the white race in Europe."
Gorillas and monkeys are all former white people who tried to become black :story:

However, they had learned to use "tricknology" to usurp power and enslave the black population, bringing the first slaves to America.
I love how black supremacists engage in some serious mental gymnastics to try to justify why blacks, the supposed perfect, superior race, underwent centuries of slavery and oppression at the hands of inferior whites. Also, I have no idea what the fuck "tricknology" is supposed to be (Google wasn't much help, either).

According to the Nation of Islam, the Tribe of Shabazz was the only survivor of thirteen tribes that lived on earth 66 trillion years ago. After a rogue scientist blew up the planet, splitting off the moon, the other tribes perished.
It's really interesting to me that the Nation of Islam is basically the opposite of Young Earth Creationists when it comes to the age of our planet. Young Earthers say 6,000 years, Nation of Islam says 66 trillion. Which is quite a feat, considering that the entire universe is only 13.82 billion years old.

Oh, and the Nation of Islam as a whole is extremely antisemitic. What a shocker.
 

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I love how black supremacists engage in some serious mental gymnastics to try to justify why blacks, the supposed perfect, superior race, underwent centuries of slavery and oppression at the hands of inferior whites.

I mean to be honest, that one at least is a common bugbear with every "X Supremacist" ideology. The Jews are the untermensch, but control everything to keep down glorious (insert race here) is of course the classic example.
 

Sheikh_Speare

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From Wikipedia:


Holy shit. Do we have a Nation of Islam thread yet? Elijah Muhammad, the most prominent Nation of Islam leader, legit seems like he had about 12 untreated mental disorders. How else could he come up with this nonsense?

We most likely don't have one because they have largely become irrelevant. If it were the 90s we would definitely have a thread about them.

As for Elijah Muhammad, most of what he taught actually came from a really mysterious man named WD Fard. WD Fard was a peddler who lived in Detroit and began preaching what would become NOI doctrine. He wrote a set of lessons called "The Supreme Wisdom", which is where most of this stuff comes from.

In NOI mythology, Fard was the current head of the 24 Scientists (ie. God), who came to teach the black man his forgotten heritage and prepare them for the coming UFO apocalypse.

Fard looked like this:

remembering-master-fard-muhammad-1413324231529.jpeg


The reason he looks white, according to NOI teaching, is because the 24 Scientists knew that the black people of America were so brainwashed by the white man that they'd never listen to a pure black man. So they had one of the Scientists (named Alfonso, for some reason), breed with a white woman from the Caucasus Mountains named "Baby G."

Outside of the Nation, there are many theories about his identity. The most prominent is that he was a con man from New Zealand whose real name was Wallace Dodd Ford.

I love how black supremacists engage in some serious mental gymnastics to try to justify why blacks, the supposed perfect, superior race, underwent centuries of slavery and oppression at the hands of inferior whites. Also, I have no idea what the fuck "tricknology" is supposed to be (Google wasn't much help, either).

"Tricknology" is supposed to be the science of tricking people. Some examples that NOI gives of Tricknology are Christianity, the idea of the afterlife, drugs, alcohol, and paintings of "white Jesus."
 

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When I was in high school I read an NOI book given to me by a black friend who had relatives in the Nation. Everything they believe is hilarious:

  • Black people have been around for 66 trillion years, beginning when the first black man, called "the Originator", created himself and the universe.
  • The universe is ruled by a council of black men called "the 24 Scientists" who fly around space in UFOs. They control the weather with machines.
  • White people (actually, all non-black races, but whites were the goal) were created by a black mad scientist named Yakub through many generations of breeding experiments on an island named Pelan. His intent was to create a 100% evil race, and after many generations he finally succeeeded when the first white child was born. After whites caused trouble, they were exiled to live in caves, hence NOI referring to white people as cavemen.
  • The "prophets" spoken of in religious scriptures are actually people who were contacted by the 24 Scientists, taken up in their UFOs, and given advanced knowledge by them. Later generations termed the 24 Scientists "angels", and called their chief "God." One of the prime tenants of the NOI is that the supernatural, the afterlife, etc. do not exist, and there is no "spook god." Instead, all of these ideas are misinterpretations of interactions with the 24 Scientists and their advanced technology.
  • Moses tried to kill off white people with TNT given to him by the Scientists, but failed.
  • Black people live on the moon and Mars.
  • Pigs were created on the island of Pelan too, by Yakub breeding together cats, rats, and dogs.
If white people are able to overthrow their advanced alien overlords that says more for them than blacks
 

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And if you all think NOI is crazy, check out the Nuwaubians. Founded by an even more batshit NOI reject (and pedofork), they believe everything from Dr. Suess being satanic to WE WUZ KANGS to them being the real TRUE and HONEST native Americans and even built a psuedo-Egyptian compound at one point. They're one of my favorite wacky cults
 

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And if you all think NOI is crazy, check out the Nuwaubians. Founded by an even more batshit NOI reject (and pedofork), they believe everything from Dr. Suess being satanic to WE WUZ KANGS to them being the real TRUE and HONEST native Americans and even built a psuedo-Egyptian compound at one point. They're one of my favorite wacky cults
They also believe that aborted fetuses live in the sewers plotting revenge
 
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