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VV 422

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I'd just like to thank our infallible errverrlerrd for implementing the kiwi farms equivalent of new jersey's red license plate decals for probationary driver's license holders. here's hoping the admin staff doesn't follow the example of the camden police department and give me ten billion fucking tickets for uploading giant screenshots inline instead of as attachments
thank you
 

Foxxo

OH LAWD HE COMING
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If you were more eloquently spoken, or at least knew how to capitalize proper nouns & remember your punctuation, you would probably get more people to look past your newfaggotry.

A newfag said:
I'd just like to thank our infallible God-Emperor for implementing the Kiwi Farms equivalent of New Jersey's red license plate decals for probationary driver's license holders. Here's to hoping the admin staff doesn't follow the example of the Camden Police Department and give me ten billion fucking tickets for uploading giant screenshots inline instead of as attachments.
Thank you.

Let's go off your example: Calmly and politely asking "is there a problem, officer?" instead of sperging will probably reduce the number of tickets you get to the tens of millions.
 
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UQ 770

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Wow I missed this by literally inches. I'm glad the worst thing I ever did as a newfag was get drunk in a thread about being a worthless drunk and get trolled by by some religious lunatics. Truth be told, we probably already had this issue as far back as the Brenton Tarrant shooting. Which I'll admit is what made me willing to put an account together although I had been lurking here for some time prior. I expect to see a lot more people in the future as we see more and more publicized atrocities like this. Social media blackouts mean people have no outlet to talk about the fucked up shit on the internet, so this place is about to become a lot more relevant.
 

break these cuffs

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Let's go off your example: Calmly and politely asking "is there a problem, officer?" instead of sperging will probably reduce the number of tickets you get to the tens of millions.
I've had great success with yelling "I have a gun!" and then reaching quickly under my seat. Establish that you're not to be fucked with and cops are pretty chill.
 
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VV 422

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Also, you deserve whatever happens to you, because New Jersey.
I'd buy a gun to off myself with, but new jersey's firearm laws are exceptionally strict. you're all stuck with me 'til then, take your complaints to gurbir grewal

So correct me if I'm wrong but I assume this tag is essentially a way for moderators to brand individual users who annoy them as opposed to an indicator of whether someone is actually new or not. Maybe annoy isn't necessarily the right word though.
I'm pretty sure it's just for legitimate newfags but god knows I end up pissing off mods by acting like a nigger so you could be completely right
 
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Thomas Paine

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So correct me if I'm wrong but I assume this tag is essentially a way for moderators to brand individual users who annoy them as opposed to an indicator of whether someone is actually new or not. Maybe annoy isn't necessarily the right word though.
Wrong, it's for newfags. If you piss off mods, you'll just get banned.
 
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