The NFL Thread

[killuminati]

TITAN UP MOTHERFUCKERS

 

[Salubrious]

Holy shit, Sunday Night Kneel Downs are actually in play!

In the event of a non-tie, big ups to UrinatingTree, whom I'm utterly convinced doesn't have a Kiwi account but absolutely lurks here, especially after his EDP445 video.

 

[Absolutego]

Holy shit, Sunday Night Kneel Downs are actually in play!

In the event of a non-tie, big ups to UrinatingTree, whom I'm utterly convinced doesn't have a Kiwi account but absolutely lurks here, especially after his EDP445 video.

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If the Steelers make it deep in the post season, Tree is going to be a perfect mix of confused/insufferable and it's almost overriding my hatred of that team to make me want to root for them because of it.

 

[Absolutego]

Also I'm double-posting to say FUCK ARIZONA and their stupid mobile football field, that shit has cost me Kam, Sherm, ET3, Avril, a Super Bowl and maybe Diggs now.
Their stadium looks NOTHING like a curled up rattlesnake unless you've done enough peyote to want to actually live in Arizona.

at least we won though!

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Big Ben watching this game sweating like an 18 year old girl he just bought a drink for.

 

[killuminati]

The Chargers just can't help themselves. Even in the most important game of their season they still want to play the analytics game. They're so lucky it's the Raiders, that shit should have been game.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

The Chargers are probably wishing they did the everyone kneel strategy at this point. Crazy Sunday - Jags (lol), SF, Miami, Steelers all winning. The AFC playoffs should be a fun ride.

E: holy shit, fumble!

 

[Another Sperg on the Net]

So it seems the Chiefs will face the Steelers unless the Chargers can un Charger themselves. In the NFC Arizona needs to address Kingsburry's inability to close out a season, aside from their win against Dallas they limped into the post season losing four out of their last five. I am looking forward to ending Big Ben's career with a crushing loss.

 

[albert the programmer]

Can we now take bets on who will be in the Super Bowl?

It would be cool to see Aaron Rodgers win the Lombardi Trophy even while he’s still called an “anti-vaxxer”.

 

[Least Concern]

Can we now take bets on who will be in the Super Bowl?

It would be cool to see Aaron Rodgers win the Lombardi Trophy even while he’s still called an “anti-vaxxer”.

Bucs v. Chiefs. Bucs win again. Brady haters cope, seethe, and dilate.

I think this Herbert kid has a bright future. I'd call that last drive lucky, but there was just too much clutch success there for it to be merely luck.

 

[killuminati]

This final Chargers drive has been insane, they've converted 5 4th downs in a row to stay in it. Win or lose, gotta admire the fight in them.

Unbelievable effort there. The Chargers struck gold with Herbert.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

Holy fucking shit! What was that, 19 plays in 2 minutes?

E: mass suicides in Pittsburgh right now

 

[killuminati]

Holy fucking shit! What was that, 19 plays in 2 minutes?

E: mass suicides in Pittsburgh right now

LMAO in OT, 4 minutes left, game tied. You know they're sweating bullets right now.

 

[Salubrious]

It's 32-32!

 

[spinal gas chamber]

2 minutes. The Raiders could legit kneel this out and I don’t think the NFL could say shit about it with the passes.

E: that run up the gut, they’re doing it.

E2: wtf was that chargers TO?
E3: dumbasses

 

[Least Concern]

Raiders win on a last-second FG.

Well, not the comedy option, but definitely an unexpectedly fun game nonetheless.

Can't wait to see what Herbert is able to pull off next year. Great job, kid.

 

[killuminati]

Why the fuck did Staley take that timeout?

 

[spinal gas chamber]

Why the fuck did Taylor take that timeout?

It was insanity. LV had already signaled they were running it out. Maybe the set made him think there was another pass coming? That’s the only remotely acceptable explanation.

 

[likeacrackado]

Only NFL game I watched part of this year just hoping for the tie and Pittsburgh to get fucked over by the Raiders. Disappointed but hopefully the Raiders make a run of it.

 

[Goyaanisqatsi]

Would have never come down to that if the Chargers run defense hadn't been ass as its been all season.

Going with the Packers/Bills as my Super Bowl pick. Would love to see the Titans or Bengals make a run, though.