The NFL Thread -

[El Porko Fako]

I got an interesting question for the thread. Which team do you think is going to be most improved record wise?

Just a reminder, the regular season starts in less than 2 weeks and we start getting more things to talk about.

 

[CatParty]

all my fantasy teams BLOOOOOOOOOW

 

[El Porko Fako]

all my fantasy teams BLOOOOOOOOOW

Who do you have?

 

[CatParty]

Who do you have?

i had 13th pick in a 16 team league and 7 in a 12. it's all scraps and waiver wire anxiety this year lol

 

[El Porko Fako]

Yay! Football season hasd officially started.

 

[TiggerNits]

Jesus, the Bengals have melted down in a browns-ian fashion

 

[El Porko Fako]

Jesus, the Bengals have melted down in a browns-ian fashion

That game was one of the worst games I've seen in a long time.

I thought the Texans O-line was serviceable, but I was dead wrong. Deshaun Watson was pressured all night, and the Bengals didn't even have Vontaze Burfict. I hate QBs that run the ball, but Watson had no choice because his O-Line can't protect him.

I knew people were low on the Bengals O-line because of their losses to free agency, but I really underestimated how bad Cincinnati's protection really was. Two weeks into the season, and the Bengals haven't produced a touchdown yet.

It's too early for me to really call this, but if Myles Garret is healthy for their divisional match-up, I can see the Browns stealing a game from the Bengals. The questionable pass rush of the Cleveland Browns of all team might be too overwhelming for the Bengals O-line. That's how bad they are.

If you're a Bengals fan, and you're still optimistic that this team has potential, I feel so bad for you. You're team is hot garbage.

 

[TiggerNits]

I'm just glad the QB situation in Denver looks better than I was thinking it would. Might actually get a wildcard this year if the Defense can stay healthy in the last 6 weeks

 

[El Porko Fako]

Just a recap of some games.

• The Chargers, once again, give up on Phillip Rivers when it counts, and they lose to a blocked field goal, for the second week in a row.. I could not stop myself from laughing while I was at a bar when I watched the conclusion of this game. Hope I wasn't too much of an obnoxious asshole. New season, same old shitty Chargers field goal unit.
  
• Jared Goff completely telegraphs where he's going to throw to, and loses the game for the Rams against the Redskins. Truly, the future, all pro QB for the Rams. Yay LA Football! Basketball and Hockey season can't come fast enough.
  
• Green Bay proves they are not going to the Super Bowl this year with a convincing loss against the Falcons. Green Bay better pray for some injuries on the Falcons roster before they meet them again in the playoffs.
  
• Broncos win in an upset against Dallas. Did not see that coming.
• The Bills and the Panthers finish the game with a baseball score. Fuck this game.
• Seattle barely squeaked out a win against the 49ers. The NFC West is pretty bad tbh.
• Jets lose to the Raiders. Shocker.
• Browns lose in typical Browns fashion to the Ravens.
• The Case Keenum led Vikings lose to Pittsburgh. I don't know how he has a job either.
• Bears suck.
• Good game between Philly and KC. Much better than I thought it was going to be.
• Saxonville got brought back down to reality to Jacksonville with a big loss to the Titans.
• Colts suck.
• Tom Brady looked back in top form against the still bad Saints defense.

 

[TiggerNits]

I'm sure no one is as shocked with Denver being good this year as Denver fans

 

[multiverse]

Green Bay proves they are not going to the Super Bowl this year with a convincing loss against the Falcons. Green Bay better pray for some injuries on the Falcons roster before they meet them again in the playoffs.

Eh, GB was missing BOTH starting tackles, their top 2 receivers, and the center of their d-line. I'm surprised it wasn't a 20+ point win, TBH. It was also Atlanta's stadium opener, and those are always rough for the away team. Let's see how GB does against Dallas before writing them off completely for the Super Bowl (and if Dallas sucks less this coming week, and Zeke gets his shit together.) I agree the NFCCG will likely go through Atlanta again, tho.

 

[gamer2014]

Today's NFL Game in Old Blighty resulted in the Jaguars destroying the Ravens 44-7.

 

[El Porko Fako]

I know I should know better, but I still can't believe Cincinnati dropped that game to a very injured Green Bay. This team is just something else.

Congrats to the Jets though .

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

The Rams and chargers- chargers especially need to move back

 

[RealtreeByGod]

So I had an awful fantasy week.

 

[nyess]

urinating tree with the tldr of each week's football games:

 

[TiggerNits]

Who saw the Bills being dominant this season? That's fucking nuts, they're smoking offenses like nobodies fucking business right now


Also lol at Seattle being mediocre

 

[nyess]

Who saw the Bills being dominant this season? That's fucking nuts, they're smoking offenses like nobodies fucking business right now


Also lol at Seattle being mediocre

Personally I can't believe Kansas City is the one team without a lose currently. I guess overly defensive and magic throw plays have benefits

 

[TiggerNits]

It helps that they have a really steady coach, too. Andy Reid always plays a conservative and smart plan

 

[nyess]