The NoFap Community - And all related autism.

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Looks like someone at the New York Times decided to pay some attention to Mr. Rhodes' nofap story. He's in the mainstream now, boys and girls!

So, how long until they decide to to an expose on these people now that it's about to hit mainstream?

Also, isn't masturbation healthy for the prostate and blood pressure? I don't normally do this, but I hope one of these NoFap idiots gets prostate cancer.

Fuck. Cracked is supposed to be a comedy site, not a description of the mental state of its writers.

Trust me, this isn't even the tip of the iceberg, but that's another topic.

 

[Jozef]

98% of people masturbate, and 2% are lying.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Nofap is hardly a new thing, it's been something among those of any devout religious persuasion for centuries. In fact, you owe corn flakes to it, because Dr. J.H Kellogg was under the impression bland food curtailed urges to "self abuse".

 

[*Asterisk*]

Nofap is hardly a new thing, it's been something among those of any devout religious persuasion for centuries. In fact, you owe corn flakes to it, because Dr. J.H Kellogg was under the impression bland food curtailed urges to "self abuse".

All the more reason to classify feminism as a religion.

 

[Jaimas]

Did you know that addiction to spanking the monkey is poisoning the minds of an entire generation?

I didn't. But if you did: congratulations, Mr. Kellog. How's the spirit medium you're possessing adjusting to your special diet?

And no, this isn't an elaborate joke.

In 2011, after badly misinterpreting a study from Zhejiang, one Alexander Rhodes was inspired to create the r/NoFap subreddit to help people quit masturbation and quit watching pornography. Nevermind that the benefits of such things are vague and anecdotal. Nevermind that Cracked's David Wong is seen as a serious source on this matter. Nevermind that the whole movement is rooted in science that's been discredited for decades and credible neurologists have long since dismissed the whole thing as nonsense. A movement of 100,000 Reddit nobodies had kicked off, and it wasn't gonna stop for shit!

Thanks to the power of the Internet, 18th Century science based on interpreting the symptoms of untreated STDs has once again found ways to flourish. They've moved from a mere subreddit to their own website. Their forum has subdivisions for everyone from minors to women, and among their numbers they count such luminaries as the bullshit artist who hawked the 4-hour workweek, and everyone's favorite game writer. . . Anthony Burch !

I know this is said pretty often, but I still can't believe I'm the first Kiwi to make a thread on these exceptional individuals.

I'm pretty sure that two, maybe three users from our forum could fap that community into oblivion.

It would be a faptastrophe. There would be no survivors.

 

[*Asterisk*]

I'm pretty sure that two, maybe three users from our forum could fap that community into oblivion.

It would be a faptastrophe. There would be no survivors.

So when's @Amy Lee of Evanescence gonna tweet pictures of topless dickchicks giving eachother blowjobs to Anthony Burch in an effort to get him off the wagon?

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Lol what a bunch of fags.

 

[Jaimas]

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Lol what a bunch of fags.

/d/ would fucking destroy their minds. And we'd reap all the benefits.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

/d/ would fucking destroy their minds. And we'd reap all the benefits.

/d/, your one stop shop for crazy shit, childhood ruining, and nofap breaking!

 

[Asa_Spades60]

Fuck. Cracked is supposed to be a comedy site, not a description of the mental state of its writers.

I haven't laughed at that site once. Just a bunch of pointless clickbait for the functionally illiterate. It makes Something Awful look like McSweeney's Internet Tendency.

 

[creamyfanta]

I bet they don't bathe cuz it #triggers them

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

Did you know that addiction to spanking the monkey is poisoning the minds of an entire generation?

I didn't. But if you did: congratulations, Mr. Kellog. How's the spirit medium you're possessing adjusting to your special diet?

And no, this isn't an elaborate joke.

In 2011, after badly misinterpreting a study from Zhejiang, one Alexander Rhodes was inspired to create the r/NoFap subreddit to help people quit masturbation and quit watching pornography. Nevermind that the benefits of such things are vague and anecdotal. Nevermind that Cracked's David Wong is seen as a serious source on this matter. Nevermind that the whole movement is rooted in science that's been discredited for decades and credible neurologists have long since dismissed the whole thing as nonsense. A movement of 100,000 Reddit nobodies had kicked off, and it wasn't gonna stop for shit!

Thanks to the power of the Internet, 18th Century science based on interpreting the symptoms of untreated STDs has once again found ways to flourish. They've moved from a mere subreddit to their own website. Their forum has subdivisions for everyone from minors to women, and among their numbers they count such luminaries as the bullshit artist who hawked the 4-hour workweek, and everyone's favorite game writer. . . Anthony Burch !

I know this is said pretty often, but I still can't believe I'm the first Kiwi to make a thread on these exceptional individuals.

I heard of the nofap challenge and I said to someone I knew who chose to participate in it that they were crazy. I mean what the hell?

 

[cunt_infinity]

I masturbate at least 2 time a day, I can admire no-fappers' self control, but that doesn't mean I don't think they're retards, becouse you have to be a retard to think you will benefit on any way by going against what your body wants. If you can actually live without masturbating that's cool, but it's fucked up if you want to masturbate but don't do it becouse a cunt in reddit says it will be good for you.

 

[arkestra]

Not sure if any of you guys have heard of this channel: Black White Guy In America.

In it, Seth Alexander is a motivational speaker who thinks of himself as some kind of Internet Morpheus.

His channel description:

I am dedicated to helping the human race "wake up" from a societal imposed, self-induced slumber.

For a whole year he kept a record of his NoFap journey and how it was improving his life. The culmination of it is the video I linked. He claims he can watch porn now without having the urge to wank. He also believes that porn is the cause of all problems we see in Western society.

Right now, Alexander is making videos to help people find their way in life, especially to escape the 9 to 5 world. He rarely makes NoFap videos. The last video he made was asking a girl if she thought men who don't wank are attractive:

What do you think? Maybe there is some truth to this whole NoFap thing. Perhaps it affects some guys on a mental level and a little self control can go a long way?

 

[ZeCommissar]

Not sure if any of you guys have heard of this channel: Black White Guy In America.

In it, Seth Alexander is a motivational speaker who thinks of himself as some kind of Internet Morpheus.

His channel description:

I am dedicated to helping the human race "wake up" from a societal imposed, self-induced slumber.

For a whole year he kept a record of his NoFap journey and how it was improving his life. The culmination of it is the video I linked. He claims he can watch porn now without having the urge to wank. He also believes that porn is the cause of all problems we see in Western society.

Right now, Alexander is making videos to help people find their way in life, especially to escape the 9 to 5 world. He rarely makes NoFap videos. The last video he made was asking a girl if she thought men who don't wank are attractive:

What do you think? Maybe there is some truth to this whole NoFap thing. Perhaps it affects some guys on a
mental level and a little self control can go a long way?

I do think over-masturbating to porn could give your body unrealistic expectations about sex, especially if your a virgin. The "reward" system in your brain might also not be as strong if you keep experiencing the feeling of "sex" all the time, compared to only some of the time.

Will it make you stronger? Will it clear your mind and make you a god at talking to women? Will women magically sense you don't touch your dick and start talking to you? No

It's a placebo at best, and a absolute waste of time stressing over at worst.

 

[man in pickle armor]

I had a fucking friend that told me about this no fap shit. First he told me that I should try fapping without porn, bc thats what he was doing, then he told me I should try to fap and climax without ejaculating (however the fuck that works) like he does, and then he told me I should just not fap full stop. I told him I'm not doing any of that stupid shit and he keeps getting on my ass and bothering me about it and how I'm not being healthy and that I'm killing myself.

 

[AN/ALR56]

I found this:https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/women-who-stray/201503/the-nofap-phenomenon

with moral groups who oppose porn, on feminist and religious grounds, and use the same brain-based language to mask that these are actually moral arguments, not medical ones. An interesting note is that no one in the NoFap movement is actually a scientist who does research on neurophysiology and function. Instead, they are enthusiastic amateurs, who've learned enough about brain science to be dangerous, as they see what they expect to see, and interpret brain science to support their assumptions.

Sexual stimulation does work on the reward systems of the brain, but the NoFap arguments are based on very simplistic and reductionistic ideas of how the brain works, how sex works, and what porn is (such as videos vs images, written erotica vs film, hardcore vs softcore, etc). There’s so much we don’t know about these things and so many subjective definitions, that all of these folks are arguing far, far ahead of the data. Because they enter the argument with moral assumptions about sex, porn and masculinity, they are subject to expectancy effect, and they see what they want to see, in research which is, at best, ambiguous.

 

[Spudnik]

I had a fucking friend that told me about this no fap shit. First he told me that I should try fapping without porn, bc thats what he was doing, then he told me I should try to fap and climax without ejaculating (however the fuck that works) like he does, and then he told me I should just not fap full stop. I told him I'm not doing any of that stupid shit and he keeps getting on my ass and bothering me about it and how I'm not being healthy and that I'm killing myself.

How does it feel to know so much about your friends Jerk-off habits?

 

[man in pickle armor]

I found this:https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/women-who-stray/201503/the-nofap-phenomenon

like at the end of the day i don't really give a shit on whether its healthy or not, I just don't repress myself

How does it feel to know so much about your friends Jerk-off habits?

would be nice if he talked about something else for a change.
on a side note he is also into that spirit science bullshit
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheSpiritScience

 

[AN/ALR56]

like at the end of the day i don't really give a shit on whether its healthy or not, I just don't repress myself

It's pseudoscience and wishful thinking at best.
Those people think that by not wanking they get immediate confidence and attraction and women due to misinterpreting a study which show a slight increase in testosterone levels if you don't fap for a week.
It's like anti vaxxers or autism conspiracy speds