The notorious lolcow named Male -

[Sexual Stallone]

I present to you Male, one of the worst lolcows to have ever existed.
This guy is known for:
-KICKING living Corgis in the head!
-Harrassing multiple forum members with pictures of his... penis... (Deviant)
-Derailing every conversation with his marxist radical feminazi agenda. Seriously, the guy won't shup up about wanting to kill all males, which is kind of ironic, considering his screen name.
-Having a disgusting pedo stache.
-Posting pictures of himself in the pics thread with visible crumbs residing in said pedo stache.
-Hates everything hispanic.
-He's such a bad person that he makes Chris look good in comparison. (Also Hitler)
-Eats other people's lasagna.

His usual prowling grounds are the Cwcki chat and the fetiche thread, if you see him, be sure to give him all the hate you can and send him rude PMs.

 

[Holdek]

He once sent me a PM asking if he could put his face behind my butt and have me flatulate.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

He also has a fetish BLOODY RED PANTIES!!!!

 

[spaps]

Belongs in Lolcow. What the hell are you doing?

 

[Ariel]

He is always so angry in chat!!

 

[exball]

-Having a disgusting pedo stache.
-Posting pictures of himself in the pics thread with visible crumbs residing in said pedo stache.

Itold you I can wear mustaches in style

No shame.

 

[spaps]

All disembodied hands are lolcows in my book.

 

[A-Stump]

Male had me consign for a car and then totally didn't make his payments. Die Male.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

Yea die Male.

 

[Holdek]

He also has a fetish BLOODY RED PANTIES!!!!

That's wacky!

 

[applecat]

MALE more like PALE WHALE who rode the RAIL and stepped on a NAIL on his way to YALE and ate some KALE but got caught in a GALE and bruised his TAIL and there was also HAIL but he couldn't find the holy GRAIL and it took the wind out of his SAIL but mostly just FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

MALE more like PALE WHALE who rode the RAIL and stepped on a NAIL on his way to YALE and ate some KALE but got caught in a GALE and bruised his TAIL and there was also HAIL but he couldn't find the holy GRAIL and it took the wind out of his SAIL but mostly just FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL

Male confirmed for Gail Connors.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

Male confirmed for Gail Connors.

"YOUNG MAN!"- Male, 2014

 

[Trombonista]

What about that emo crackwhore trombonista? If she's Chris's sweetheart, how come she's never dropped any hidden cocks?

 

[applecat]

What about that emo crackwhore trombonista? If she's Chris's sweetheart, how come she's never dropped any hidden cocks?

I bet she's got some hidden cock alright, if you know what I mean!

 

[Foulmouth]

An actual picture of Male being his usual vulgar self.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

An actual picture of Male being his usual vulgar self.

What a rude Grilla. Die Grillas.

 

[cypocraphy]

 

[Male]

u know who the fuck it is #male dude

Listen up theres 2 times in this world ok and
type of time #1: when im blazed
time #2: when im pissd at nerds like u
guess what bitch its time for both cuz im fuckin faded on here like whatup?? ya know what i mean and i just did like 30 whipits weed and mushrooms haha like can u say time to blaze the kiwi forums for hateing on grillas so its time to get serious on this site one of ur lil faggots linked me here on 888chan and was like hey theyre making fun of u guess wat biggest mistake of ur lifes cuz theyre about to en d ok ur on a 1 way trail to hell and im conductor choo choo bich thats a bullit speeding towards your face at 50mph BLAM fuck u thats what happen when u start a war with grillas cuz wars dont ever end in my life and thats u

 

[Holdek]

u know who the fuck it is #male dude

Listen up theres 2 times in this world ok and
type of time #1: when im blazed
time #2: when im pissd at nerds like u
guess what bitch its time for both cuz im fuckin faded on here like whatup?? ya know what i mean and i just did like 30 whipits weed and mushrooms haha like can u say time to blaze the kiwi forums for hateing on grillas so its time to get serious on this site one of ur lil faggots linked me here on 888chan and was like hey theyre making fun of u guess wat biggest mistake of ur lifes cuz theyre about to en d ok ur on a 1 way trail to hell and im conductor choo choo bich thats a bullit speeding towards your face at 50mph BLAM fuck u thats what happen when u start a war with grillas cuz wars dont ever end in my life and thats u

Looks like it was a false alarm, as Male is obviously not an LOL cow.