LISTEN &/OR BELIEVE The official gamergate assault van signup thread - Get in line with a dime on your time!

[JU 199]

Right, there's only one gamergate assault van to share between 7000+ people. State your desired time (max 3 hours) and reason for usage.

 

[Curt Sibling]

I need the vehicle for one hour, to smuggle some pregnant women to the green place.

 

[Arkangel]

I need it tomorrow for 2 hours at 6pm. I'm having a street race against Tyce's Race War Van, Jace's Prius, and Brianna Wu's motorcycle. It's gonna be sick.

 

[Tranhuviya]

3 Hours.

Singlehandedly wiping out all race enemies of the Aryan race.

 

[John Furrman]

4/17/16 - 2 Hours - Need to destroy tumblr servers for real

 

[JU 199]

1 hour to scare the shit out of ADF

 

[HoloSkull]

I don't need a van I've learned a lot from playing Road Rash 64. If you gotta take out a feminazi-landwhale-tranny biker gang headed up by John Flint, you gotta have your own contingent of biker bros. While the van is a great mobile command station it doesn't have the swarm capability of a cavalry charge. To rank up your game as a g8tor road warrior I got a bike that I can loan you guaranteed to trigger feminists in the midst of street racing godhood.

This public-rape-mobile is sleek as it is versatile, as is a woman's place in this world it is able to fit in the back of any party van without taking up to much space. The engine runs silently like a Kunoichi of the night to rack up some mean stealth kills. Nothing can stop you in the name of gamer street justice.

 

[Dream Emulator]

3 hours to drive women out of the gaming industry

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

i need about a good hour with it to do a hit-and-run on a tranny game dev

 

[FBIfellow420]

Look, so, a bunch of dumb dicks fucked up our best car and I live in my car, so I can't use mine, but I need to borrow the van for... Fuck, I dunno, just a couple days or something. I would use my car, but if I get caught with all my dope in it, they're probably gonna impound it, and that would be fucked. So, look, I know it's more than we're allowed to borrow it for, but it's for a good cause.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Do I have to put my pants back on for this?

 

[Organic Fapcup]

Don't suppose we can ask Rankowski for his Race War Van, can we? A quick paintjob later and we have two assault vans.

 

[Stress Sigh]

If we need more room I can ask my mom to pick the rest of us up if we're back by 8.

 

[TiredConlanger]

3 hours. Going to rob a radical feminist library clean and donate the books so they can be recycled into toilet paper.