I'd mentioned a few times that I was an exchange student to Osaka back in '02. Some other students and I went to a Shakey's pizza buffet for lunch one day. Unlike many American buffets, which have numerous pizzas to chose from, this buffet had only two pizzas. One was a pizza with the works. Since I don't like mushrooms or Canadian bacon, I selected the other pizza, which looked like it had been made with white cheese.
No. It was mayonnaise pizza. It was from this experience that I learned to be very, very wary of Japanese pizzas.
Nara is a comparatively small city not far from Osaka, and it's home to a large Buddhist shrine. The park outside the shrine also houses a large number of fairly domesticated deer that have learned to follow tourists around and beg for food.
I learned that they fucking love Combo pretzel snacks.
No, no. You need to draw on some angry eyes and a frown to show CatParty how much Japan hates him. Maybe hang a Black Sonichu medallion off of Okinawa for added effect.