The person above you's avatar is your new room mate -


All-around bad person
True & Honest Fan
It was pretty slick of you to get the neighbor to pay the rent by demanding a tithe, but can you stop telling me I'm going to hell every time I bang a hooker? Thanks.
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MAPK phosphatase

Cell Death Regulator
Stop scratching up the sofa! I bought you a carpeted pole specifically for that!

I'm not sure how I feel about having the cause of death in living beings hanging out in my apartment. Can you at least stop looking at me, rubbing your hands together and saying "your day will come" every time I walk by?
If I'm not here you'll develop cancer and die anyway. I provide a valuable service, let my enjoy it.
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Sprig of Parsley

Damnation dignified
Hey when are you gonna be done with your bath, I kind of need to take the Browns to the Super B- jesus fine put the gun away dude I'll just go down to McDs and use theirs, god damn
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Real Humdinger
We're setting some ground rules. First, your family isn't allowed in the apartment. Second, no celebrating Halloween.


True & Honest Fan
Considering you bathe with your gun, I don't think I'll ever have to worry about an intruder.

Just, please, at least run the air cleaner if you're gonna smoke in the house

Absolute Brainlet

I'll send your head flying!
can you please NOT do your spooky ghost stuff whenever I bring someone over? you've already scared off two of my friends and now they refuse to even talk to me

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