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Rigor Meowtis

Good thing I don't know how to read
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You keep giving me sleep paralysis in the middle of the night. I have things to do y'know!
 

Dr W

Heaven is void of light
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I have no idea whether that avatar is male or female.

Probably going to keep my distance to avoid potential traps.
 

DrJonesHat

A dashing and sophisticated young man
True & Honest Fan
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I know you're a doctor, but do you have to keep referring to the women I bring over as "fine specimens"? It's creeping them out. Though you did build a time machine out of a VW Bug and some old potra-potties, so that's cool. Thanks for sending me back to last Thursday night so I could pay my phone bill on time.
 

Rigor Meowtis

Good thing I don't know how to read
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There is a reason I bought febreeze. Please use it as there's something strange coming from your bedroom.
 

DrJonesHat

A dashing and sophisticated young man
True & Honest Fan
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I get the drapes were ugly, but what the hell happened to them? It looks like they got run through a paper shredder.
 

Wendy_Carter

Shadows are black as ink, or night, or nightmares.
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Please stop bringing all the stolen relics into the apartment, some strange tank top and shorts-wearing woman with a ponytail keeps trying to sneak in and steal those back.
 

Piss

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"Fashion has changed"? Yeah, that's no reason to leave your dirty clothes everywhere. I bought this laundry hamper for a REAAAASONNNNNNNNNNN
 
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