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The 8 of Spades

If Only You Knew How HONK HONK Things Really Are
I like skellys, and though I'm picky about my Metal music, I at least know you're not going to try to cheer me up unless it's with drugs.


I carry on for Abigail's sake.
True & Honest Fan
Don't worry, I'm not going to try to cheer you up. You might want to be careful with metal music, Abigail does not like loud sounds.
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Epic Gamer Time
Ok, I know it's your thing, but please come inside to go to sleep. You look so cramped when you go down into that well every night!


Take Claridryl, and take life in your hands!
As long as you don't shoot me with that and wake up my dog at night we good fam

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