The /pol/ Theory of Beta Male Facial Expressions -

DeathStork

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Some of these are just people smiling with their teeth bro, I don't think that constitutes a nu-male smile. IMO The Nu-male smile is one where the mouth is fully open and smiling but you can see how forced the expression is. For example the pic of Logan and Jake Paul doesn't seem all that nu-male to me because they're just smiling in a natural way, but the Wil Wheaton ones do count because you can see the face struggling to hold the expression.
 
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Some of these are just people smiling with their teeth bro, I don't think that constitutes a nu-male smile. IMO The Nu-male smile is one where the mouth is fully open and smiling but you can see how forced the expression is. For example the pic of Logan and Jake Paul doesn't seem all that nu-male to me because they're just smiling in a natural way, but the Wil Wheaton ones do count because you can see the face struggling to hold the expression.
I'm pretty sure this whole phenomena stems from the fact that the dumbasses in these pictures are trying extremely hard to look happy. I can find plenty of more respectable people who display this exact look in photographs as well. This whole thread is a bunch of terminal frowners getting pissed at artificial smiles, myself included.
 

DeathStork

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I'm pretty sure this whole phenomena stems from the fact that the dumbasses in these pictures are trying extremely hard to look happy. I can find plenty of more respectable people who display this exact look in photographs as well. This whole thread is a bunch of terminal frowners getting pissed at artificial smiles, myself included.
I unfortunately have resting angry face; a relic from my days as an edgy sonic fan.
 
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There's something really irritating about pictures like these. Where someone remakes a picture of themselves as a child.

It really feels like a metaphor for how the person in the picture hasn't grown at all throughout their entire life. They haven't changed, evolved, or found themselves. They peaked at 6, when they were proudly holding their brand new NES. And here they are today, proudly holding up a NES Classic, like an even sadder version of a high school athlete who peaked at 18 and ended up working at Taco Bell for the rest of his life.
 

DeathStork

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I spent a bit of time in the mirror doing both a normal person smile and a soylent grin to see why the latter seems so off.
I discovered that a normal smile involves you pulling upwards with the cheek muscles while the jaw stays about where it is, unless you're laughing which causes the jaw to move downwards. The SGrin involves the cheeks staying where they are while the jaw moves downwards.

So I believe they do the SGrin because they want to look like they're laughing and happy, but lack an understanding of how to move their own face.
Kind of concerning because a smile is an instinctual movement and these cunts apparently don't have that.
 
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