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I really wish women would stop drinking wine while they're pregnant, this is what caused all these fish mouf mother fuckers.






Just drink whiskey or bourbon it will finish the job
I don't know about that, coat hangers are more effective. Just saying.
 
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probably lack of self awareness. Kinda like how some ghetto kids throw mean faces, and some girls throw duck faces. It just comes naturally to them.
They saw it somewhere and think it's how you do it because their idea of success and personality did it in an ad. Ghetto kids like rap album covers so they ape them, same with e-thots with Kardashians, same with boomers posting like a TV ad and same with bugmen who maybe watch too many cartoons (and ads).
 

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The creator of Bojack Horseman just did an AMA on reddit:

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I keep on wondering, is the ability to grow a full beard linked with male pattern baldness? Like 70% of guys that I've seen that were able to grow beards that thick usually ended up having hairlines that start at the very tops of their heads by the time they reached their mid-late 20s
 

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So (my personal theory) Soy/Cuck mouth is a sign of being profoundly unhappy so you over compensate when social norms demand you express outward happiness
See: most of the unfunny orbiters I had on facebook. They seem to view being depressed as a weirdo badge of honor. It's as though they want a cookie for realizing the world is full of darkness and most tragedies happen for no good narrative reason.

I dealt with pretty bad depression when I got out of the military. I credit building a farm and a marriage with pulling me out of it.

By no means am I saying everyone should live my life; I am being more general. How can you possibly expect to be happy if you don't DO anything? You can binge* Steven Universe when you're dead. Your chance to be active, enterprising, and have agency is fleeting.

I keep on wondering, is the ability to grow a full beard linked with male pattern baldness? Like 70% of guys that I've seen that were able to grow beards that thick usually ended up having hairlines that start at the very tops of their heads by the time they reached their mid-late 20s
I can grow a thick beard and I'm not balding yet in my mid 30s. I keep cleanshaven, though, partly because I don't wish to be associated with the type of male who has a hairy face and thinks he's masculine despite being a skinnyfat womyn respecter.

*Someone pointed out to me how the language has changed from "TV marathon" to "binge watch." Identify with bullimia, not athletic achievement.
 
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I keep on wondering, is the ability to grow a full beard linked with male pattern baldness? Like 70% of guys that I've seen that were able to grow beards that thick usually ended up having hairlines that start at the very tops of their heads by the time they reached their mid-late 20s
Yes - has something to do with DHT / free testosterone iirc
 
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