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Disgruntled Pupper

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CivilianOfTheFandomWars

Floating in my tin can
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Steve Hofstetter is a horribly unfunny stand-up comedian
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I've listened to his albums, and they are, I am not making this up, almost the exact same jokes in every single one.
None of them are overly funny the first time, less so when repeated.
 

Syaoran Li

Totally Radical Dude
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For the record, it’s ok to have a beard, right? That alone doesn’t make you a soy boy, does it?
Having a beard alone does not make one a soyboy, but I honestly think it's better just to go clean shaven. It looks cleaner and more handsome most of the time and honestly, I noticed that beards are everywhere in the 2010's. Nobody seems to be clean shaven anymore, especially if they are a Millennial or early Zoomer, which is a shame.

As a good rule of thumb, beards only look good on Civil War generals and ancient Greek philosophers.
 

Ped Xing

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I had a beard for a long time, because no one was making me shave. In my defense, I did at least keep it trimmed and presentable.

But then I had to shave for work (gas mask) and my wife demanded I never stop shaving.

So much for beards necessarily making you look more rugged. I like being cleanshaven now because it seems I'm only of the only people in my age group with no facial hair.
 

BajaBlaster

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Having a beard alone does not make one a soyboy, but I honestly think it's better just to go clean shaven. It looks cleaner and more handsome most of the time and honestly, I noticed that beards are everywhere in the 2010's. Nobody seems to be clean shaven anymore, especially if they are a Millennial or early Zoomer, which is a shame.
Idk what kind of people you are seeing, I still many clean shaven people out there. I think it might depend on the culture of your area.

As a good rule of thumb, beards only look good on Civil War generals and ancient Greek philosophers.
And Jedi/Sith
 

Ped Xing

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The worst facial hair is the failed "manly stubble." Maybe one man in ten can actually pull that off, and only if he's not overweight and has good muscle mass, and even then it's barely an option that works for anyone under 35.

Even a 2010 Seattle Hipster waxed Mustache looks better than "I didn't shave for two days, do I have a chin yet?"
 

Crunchy Leaf

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I know this tradcath guy who posted a photo of him and his girlfriend after mass and she was wearing a chapel veil and his caption was: 2019 or 1953? And I really badly wanted to say that nobody in the 1950s would've tolerated his shitty facial hair. He's thin and has a nice jawline, and he does shave sometimes, so I wonder if he's just too lazy to shave every day or something.

There's nothing wrong with beards per se, but keep it trimmed. The wizened Orthodox priest in his black robe looks cool with his long beard. Everyone else looks homeless. Get your barber to line it up so it won't be climbing scraggily up your cheeks like Chris Chipman's is.
 

KillThemCrackasBabies

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Steve Hofstetter is a horribly unfunny stand-up comedian
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Bonus tweet in defence of cucks:
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I've listened to his albums, and they are, I am not making this up, almost the exact same jokes in every single one.
None of them are overly funny the first time, less so when repeated.
There's a reason 99.95% of his material online is shit-tier "heckler ownage!" and not actual stand-up. Apparently he's trying to astroturf some faggoty gun violence routine into going viral, though. So we'll see how that goes.
 
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