The police just raided the house of the Kiwi above you. What contraband did they find? -

[DrJonesHat]

Just like the title says. You know most of us are dangerous outlaws, so when the hammer of authority comes down on us, what illegal/incriminating things will the cops find in your hovel?

 

[Colmerry]

Dragon dildos

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

Bags of feline foreskins

 

[Randall Fragg]

Nazi anime porn.

 

[DrJonesHat]

A goddamn rainforest's worth of weed.

 

[Sped Xing]

Absolutely nothing, chief. The place was clean. Unsettlingly clean

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Pics of underage anime girls holding hands

 

[DrJonesHat]

Bootleg cans of Oxyclean.

 

[Sped Xing]

A beautiful self portrait carved from rock cocaine

 

[the real heisenberg]

An incel manifesto, a gimp suit, a loaded WASR-10 (complete with bump stock), $8000 cash, and a one way plane ticket to São Paulo.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

Heisenberg's decayed corpse

Nazi anime porn.

"Holy shit thanks officer I thought I had lost that"

 

[mr.moon1488]

A shrine to Kim Jong Un built completely of Parsley flakes glued together.

 

[SugarSyrup]

A mad scientist’s lair full of hybrid monsters

 

[8777BB5]

bloody barbwire dildos

 

[Maltninja]

Eldritch post-it notes, all stolen.

 

[JambledUpWords]

A mad scientist’s lair full of hybrid monsters

Lemon fanfics of Joker and Harley Quinn

 

[OB 946]

A pile of human bones, scraped clean of human flesh.

 

[The Last Stand]

Becky's dead nephews, orange chicken and dollar store jewelry.

 

[Cosmos]

500 anime body pillows and snuff films.

 

[LazloChalos]

Over 800 Gatorade bottles filled with urine, source of urine is yet to be determined.