The police just raided the house of the Kiwi above you. What contraband did they find? -

CeleryBread

*sniff* something smells like shit and clownery
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3 tons of krokodil, a dead CIA agent, and an asbestos mine run by slave labor
 

Syaoran Li

Commie Punks Fuck Off!
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A jug of corn liquor, a box of hentai DVD's, a brick of cocaine, and a Milwaukee Sawzall as well as a live chicken, a weed whacker, and some Cool Whip.
 

Cedric_Eff

Damn property taxes f**k up everything.
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Manifesto for attempting to overthrowing the Venezuelan government and a cache of weapons (Including a long range supersonic cruise missile.)
 

CxuTkwNGqm

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microsd cards hidden behind picture frames with folders labeled “CP” “bomb instructions”, but they were just filled with fury porn.
 

DrJonesHat

Chose Wisely
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A USB drive containing absolute, irrefutable proof of the non-existence of God. The drive next to it contains absolute, irrefutable proof of the existence of God. Also dozens of empty booze bottles.
 
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